When the going gets tough, the tough sing gospel. Only the lord may get us thru this extra dry CDC study and its sloppy study-participant screening process. For extra dry: Mix, shaken and stirred by Clear Clear, who always sees the silver lining when life hands her lemons.

The CDC fucked us Morgies. Let’s find out where things went wrong.

A thorough and castigating review of the Okies State U page on Morgellons “Disease.” Thank you Okies State U! And a Pep Talk because you and I need one. Often. We all do.

Partly apocalyptic with a 70% chance of frogs.

Cut us in half, and we grow right back. The immortal hydra of more Greek myth.

Madness is madness. And I’m still not delusional.

It’s time for a good old fashion worm burn Morgies!

“This episode will all make sense one day,” she said before becoming a cyborg.

Registered Nurse Crystal Clear finally prescribes a morgellon treatment that works!

The internet is a dark, wet place where germs grow.