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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are considering planting anise garden to appease our new plant overlords. We watched the 2008 film from M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening.
The plants have had enough! They are pissed off and throwing down the gloves. It’s time to kick ass and chew some tree sap… and they’re all out of sap.
It turns out that the trees aren’t too happy about being heartlessly and systematically chopped down and destroyed. Their response? Release a deadly contagion into the air which, when inhaled, makes humans kill themselves. The terror!
Never fear, though. When all seems lost and hope is nowhere to be found, we as a people can turn to Earth’s greatest hero: the only, the only Mark freaking Wahlberg.
In this month’s B-movie episode, we’ll get to the bottom of this famously iffy film. Will we deem it brilliant, a flunder (that’s a fun blunder), or the dreaded blunder? Enjoy finding out!
(Recorded on November 30, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
The Happening - The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Happening trailer - YouTube
M. Night Shyamalan — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Sausage Party (2016) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Mark Wahlberg — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Departed (2006) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Zooey Deschanel — The Movie Database (TMDB)
John Leguizamo — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Last Airbender (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Sixth Sense (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Old (2021) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean have two all expenses paid tickets to the center of the freaking Earth. We watched the 2003 film from Jon Ariel, The Core.
Sure, science has given us many things: amazing medical advancements, technological marvels that feel like magic, and a sparkling sense of wonder in many people.
Do you know what science has never given us? A way to tunnel down into the core of the planet we live on and nuke the hell out of it until the damn thing starts spinning again, thus averting certain apocalyptic doom.
Where were there, science? Taking a day off and lying around on the couch all day? Being a lazy sack of garbage and not realizing your full potential?
The Core has given us all a wonderful gift. After watching this movie, you’ll be able to imagine things that, apparently, just aren’t viable endeavors. The current score is: You - 1, Science - 0.
(Recorded on November 10, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
The Core - The Movie Database (TMDB)
Brendan Fraser — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Armageddon (1998) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Deep Impact (1998) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
2012 (2009) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Aaron Eckhart — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Tchéky Karyo — The Movie Database (TMDB)
What Would Happen If All the Bees Died? | Britannica
Rocky Mountain High | John Denver - YouTube
Ozone depletion - Wikipedia
Star Trek (2009) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Kobayashi Maru - Wikipedia
Trolley problem - Wikipedia
Avatar (2009) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Stanley Tucci — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Carl Sagan - Wikipedia
An Early Hacker Used a Cereal Box Whistle to Take Over Phone Lines - Popular Mechanics
(Hacking a phone line to get free long distance calls was actually a thing! Hacking used to be so easy!)
Kola Superdeep Borehole - Wikipedia
Roger Ebert - Wikipedia
Congo (1995) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Anaconda (1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are sucking on bottled air while trying to save the trees. We’re talking about the 2012 film from Kyle Bald and Chris Renaud, The Lorax.
In a world without trees, without breathable air, without the luxuries of a natural life, there lives a community of people in a city that’s both large and curiously small at the same time. This city is called Thneedville. You read that right.
A boy likes a girl. This girl dreams of seeing a real life tree at least once in her life. The boy now has a mission. He will risk his life to accomplish it.
He meets a curious character named the Once-ler in a barren wasteland. This mustachioed person tells him a grand tale of terrible misdeeds and an eccentric creature called the Lorax.
Will the boy get the girl? Will the Once-ler atone for his sins? What the heck is a Lorax? Enjoy the episode to learn all this and more!
(Recorded on November 03, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
The Lorax - The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Lorax trailer - YouTube
Adam West — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Batman (TV Series 1966–1968) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Dr. Seuss - Wikipedia
Nestle’s Water Controversy, Explained - Mashed
Martin Shkreli - Wikipedia
Zac Efron — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Taylor Swift — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Danny DeVito — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Ed Helms — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Betty White — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Cat in the Hat (2003) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Mike Myers — The Movie Database (TMDB)
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are coming face to face with the reality that we may not be who we think we are. We’re talking about the 2013 film from Joseph Kosinski, Oblivion.
Has there ever been a prettier post-apocalyptic film than this one? We think not, and it’s surely one of the reasons why we chose it to kick off our month of Earth-themed films.
Oblivion is an interesting one, though. The visual dichotomy is stark and inescapable. You’ve got one pristine world living above the clouds and another grimy one living in underground bunkers. Multiple worlds, multiple lives.
These differences are reflected in the main character, Jack. I won’t spoil any plot points here (the audio of this episode will do that well enough), but I will say that there’s quite the surprise in store for you.
We hope you enjoy this ride with us!
(Recorded on October 27, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
Oblivion - The Movie Database (TMDB)
Oblivion trailer - YouTube
Tom Cruise — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Joseph Kosinski — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Road (2009) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Lost World (TV Series 1999–2002) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Morgan Freeman — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Mars Attacks! (1996) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Aliens (1986) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Slither (2006) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Blade Runner (1982) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Karen Gillan — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Dual (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Claudio Miranda — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Life of Pi (2012) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
TRON: Legacy (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Mandalorian (TV Series 2019- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Virtual Production & Volume Technology: How The Mandalorian is Opening a New Frontier in Film - Wrapbook
The Batman (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to figure out if the tentacles growing out of our chests are all that noticeable. We’re talking about the James Gunn film from 2006, Slither.
Today, we’re kicking ass and trying not to become a gross-looking, alien-infected zombie monsters… and we’re all out of trying not to become gross-looking, alien-infected zombie monsters.
After watching this film, the first one that made me seriously need to consider if I’ll be throwing up while watching it, I’m all in on the alien zombie prepping life. I’ll be building an underground bunker and I’ve made several orders from a dodgy-looking army police surplus store.
When I’m ready to venture out into the world after the worst of the alien apocalypse has died down, I’ll be saving what’s left with expert deployments of high-caliber rounds, gallons of flamethrower fuel, and badass nunchakus.
If you’re still alive after all the messiness has gone down, come and find me. We’ll take back this world together!
(Recorded on September 22, 2022)
Links
Slither (2006) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Borg - Wikipedia
Smallville (TV Series 2001–2011) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Independence Day (1996) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Violet Beauregarde | Roald Dahl Wiki - Fandom
The Shining (1980) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Cooties (2014) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Elizabeth Banks — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Nathan Fillion — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Firefly (TV Series 2002–2003) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Walking Dead (TV Series 2010- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Zombieland (2009) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Llamageddon (2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Dawn of the Dead (2004) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Michael Rooker with Mary Poppins - Imgur
Cocaine Bear (2023) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Life Is Beautiful (1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Psycho Goreman (2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are objecting to firing guns, but are not objecting to saving lives. We’re talking about the Mel Gibson film from 2016, Hacksaw Ridge.
If you’re anything like me, then you may not know a single thing about the courageous and fascinating person named Desmond Doss. Also, if you are indeed like me, then you’re going to want to know a heck of a lot more about him after watching this film.
He’s one of the more interesting people to have fought in World War II. Here’s someone who felt the call to enlist and serve in the war effort. However, he was a conscientious objector and refused to kill anybody. He wanted to be a combat medic and save lives.
Quite the conflict, right? Doss didn’t think so, however, and he saved the lives of many of his fellow soldiers. It turns out that fighting in a war doesn’t necessarily require fighting.
For his efforts, he was awarded the Medal of Honor, the highest military decoration in the Armed Forces. This film does an admirable job of dramatizing his story. Enjoy the episode and I encourage you to read more about the real Desmond Doss afterwards.
(Recorded on October 19, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
Hacksaw Ridge - The Movie Database (TMDB)
Hacksaw Ridge trailer - YouTube
Desmond Doss - Wikipedia
World War I - Wikipedia
Andrew Garfield — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Life Itself (2018) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Full Metal Jacket (1987) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
We Were Soldiers (2002) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Mel Gibson — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Three Musketeers (1993) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Seventh-day Adventist Church - Wikipedia
1917 (2019) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Passion of the Christ (2004) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Social Network (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
tick, tick… BOOM! (2021) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are desperately trying to just make it through the damn night and get back home to our families. We’re talking about the Randall Wallace film from 2002, We Were Soldiers.
What a mess of a confrontation. I think it’s safe to say that no one really came out ahead in the Vietnam War. I also think it’s probably safe to say that no one’s coming out ahead in any war.
Call me a romantic idealist, I don’t care. War sucks and I’d prefer it if there was never another one ever again. The grotesque loss of life isn’t worth it.
Need some evidence to back up my point? Give this movie a watch. Make it through to the end. Watch people get torn apart by bullets and melted by napalm. Watch all of that terrible shit. No thank you.
I’ll call this film effective, at the very least. I don’t think anyone’s going to walk away from it thinking, Yeah, we should definitely have more of those. Ugh. Excuse me, I’m going to go watch some ‘90s cartoons now. Those are much nicer.
(Recorded on October 14, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned
We Were Soldiers - The Movie Database (TMDB)
Vietnam War - Wikipedia
Independence Day (1996) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Greg Kinnear — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Clark Gregg — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Sean Bean — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Hotel Rwanda (2004) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
George Armstrong Custer - Wikipedia
Sam Elliott — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Kathy Bates — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Man of Steel (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Barry Pepper — The Movie Database (TMDB)
25th Hour | More Movies Please! - Buzzsprout
Schindler’s List (1993) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Vietnam Veterans Memorial - Wikipedia
Basil L. Plumley - Wikipedia
Jon Hamm — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Joseph L. Galloway - Wikipedia
John Krasinski — The Movie Database (TMDB)
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are just doing our damnedest trying to get a message across a war-torn battlefield and save thousands of souls. We’re talking about the 2019 film from Sam Mendes, 1917.
Everybody’s always talking about how terrible World War II was, and it indeed was godawful. There’s a great fixation on one of the worst collective moments in all of human history. It deserves the attention it receives.
But World War I was no slouch in the how-could-we-do-this-to-ourselves moments. All it takes is consideration of the merciless reality of trench warfare, tank battles, deadly gasses, and unimaginable loss to understand that the “Great War” was a blight on humanity.
This is all depicted in this relentless film. These two men, boys nearly, are faced with the daunting task endlessly risking their lives in the dim hope that they’ll be able to rescue others from certain doom.
And yet, it’s still a profound and personal film. We’re with them every step of the way, sharing in their triumphs and tragedies. It’s a story that’ll stick with you for a long time.
(Recorded on October 07, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
1917 - The Movie Database (TMDB)
1917 trailer - YouTube
Sam Mendes — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Colin Firth — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Penicillin - Wikipedia
Archer (TV Series 2009- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Saving Private Ryan (1998) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Mark Strong — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Metal Gear - Wikipedia
Frogger - Wikipedia
Benedict Cumberbatch — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Richard Madden — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Game of Thrones (TV Series 2011–2019) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
True Detective (TV Series 2014- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Rope (1948) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Russian Ark (2002) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Roger Deakins — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Skyfall (2012) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are being possessed by the spirit of a long-dead bad man in a sleepy mining town. We’re talking about the Patrick Lussier film from 2009, My Bloody Valentine.
Break out the chocolate candy hearts and grab a bouquet of colorful flowers because this Valentine’s Day is going to be one hell of a celebration!
We’re recommending those items because after you watch this terrifying horror/thriller you’re going to want some nice things in your life. Chocolate and flowers can go a long way toward erasing all of those brutal film deaths from your memory.
And this film doesn’t skip on the brutality. It revels in the terror and gore that fill its running time. Trust me on that one…
So snuggle up next to your loved ones, pop on this movie, and throw on your 3D glasses if you still have that version of this film. It’s going to be a bloody holiday.
(Recorded on September 29, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
My Bloody Valentine — The Movie Database (TMDB)
My Bloody Valentine trailer - YouTube
Dexter (TV Series 2006–2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Jack Nicholson — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Batman (1989) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Descent (2005) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Jensen Ackles — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Supernatural (TV Series 2005–2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Blade Runner (1982) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
My Bloody Valentine (1981) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Fight Club (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Friday the 13th (1980) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Halloween (1978) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are falling in love with our respective Hollywood crushes, and somehow it’s actually working out. We’re talking about the Roger Michell film from 1999, Notting Hill.
If you had told me that I could have met a charming and beautiful actress just by working in a bookstore, I would have tried a lot harder to get a job at Borders all those years ago.
But no, old me had to be obsessed with just hanging out in their coffee shop and browsing through nonsense all day. Had I been better prepared, I wouldn’t have missed such a guaranteed opportunity so hard.
It makes one wonder where I would be today had I thought different. I’d definitely be out of a job because R.I.P. Borders. On the other hand, would I ever have to worry about work again if my partner was one of the biggest stars in the world?
Hindsight is always 20–20. I think the moral of this story is that we should all be open to new opportunities. If something seems ridiculous or far-fetched at the time, remind yourself not to write it off. You never know when you could fall in love with your own Anna Scott.
Recorded September 22, 2022
Links to Stuff We Mentioned
Notting Hill (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Beavis and Butt-head (TV Series 1993–2011) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
You’ve Got Mail (1998) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Rhys Ifans — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Demi Moore — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Pretty Woman (1990) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Pelican Brief (1993) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Erin Brockovich (2000) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Jim Carrey — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Garden State (2004) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Will Friedle — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Amber Heard — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Equalizer (2014) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Ocean’s Eleven (2001) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Bullet Train (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Emily Mortimer — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Matrix (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Sleepless in Seattle (1993) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
50 First Dates (2004) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
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