I went to the mall. Fuck the mall. I have an aneurism at the end, stay tuned.

I'll admit, this is a cop out episode. Still, who doesn't love Christmas movies?

Old men are taking over the world by wearing masks in saunas... and nothing else. It's a problem. Also, why is every Insta Reel/Tik Tok reference from 20 years ago?

World Cup was so cray cray. Also, I went to a football game and drank some beers. So chill... so fucking chill.

Went to see Andrea Bocelli's holiday concert at Madison Square Garden and it was wonderful! This guy did 6 encores... that's not a typo. SIX! ABSOLUTE BALLS

I drank white wine last night and now I feel concussed. First world problems are still problems ya know?

I like soccer now, which is super cool. You know what's not cool? France. France sucks.

White Lotus Season 2 Review! Didn't go into too much depth... actually didn't really go into any depth at all. This show is the weirdest thing ever, and i'm pretty sure this is a prank to show that we'll get locked into any content these days.

We gave up a terrorist, but got 7 WNBA all-star appearances in return, so who really won the trade!?

I got a phone call yesterday... Story time... Liam Neeson Mode