I have a herniated disc in my lower back. It stinks, you should feel bad for me. You shouldn't feel bad for Prince William and Princess Kate because they practically "did it" at the Boston Celtics game though.

Marvel, Marvel, some other stuff, and then some more Marvel

Welcome to Morning Bullsh*t! Forget coffee, breakfast, and all that adderall you take as soon as you wake up. Start your day with a dose of bullshi*t in just 5 minutes!

Today we talked about assigning characters every time you and your buddies are watching something on TV, and how scary movies just ain't the move no mo'.

That's it. That's literally all that I cover. It's perfect.

Every weekday. In the morning. 5 minutes. Bullsh*t.