Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

Start your day with laughs and wild headlines! Today on Morning Crankers, we break down Russia offering U.S. mineral rights on Ukrainian land (seriously, LOL), the new Tom Hardy show Havoc, a Missouri woman’s failed attempt to sell Graceland, and Bayer trying to dodge billion-dollar lawsuits with tort reform. Plus, plenty more chaos, comedy, and caffeine-fueled fun to get your morning rolling!

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In today’s episode of Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we dive into the bizarre heist of a stolen golden toilet, the Green Bay Packers’ call to ban the “Tush Push”, and a top national football recruit from Nixa cutting schools from his list. We also cover a historic ocean liner’s final voyage to become the world’s largest artificial reef and debate the 11 best bathrobes and who should wear them! Tune in for laughs, wild news, and the best way to start your morning! 🎙️😂

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On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the retail rollercoaster—Joann and JCPenney are closing, but Catalyst Brands is stepping in with 1,800 new stores and 60,000 jobs! Missouri’s film tax breaks are already paying off with a new documentary in the works. We also dive into Springfield’s controversial tow bill (2025-035) and how Missouri could be losing millions on NFL betting. Buckle up, grab your coffee, and get ready for the laughs and chaos!

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In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Springfield’s bold new move—making it legal to tow vehicles with bad registration, no plates, or expired tags. We also talk about the latest struggles for Cardinals and St. Louis Blues fans trying to find TV options, revisit the classic V series, and break down a Florida gator’s heroic traffic stop to save a turtle. Plus, after 49 years, the New York Yankees finally ditch their no-beard rule—so get ready for some scruffy sluggers!

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On today’s Morning Crankers, we break down Springfield, MO’s vote on towing unregistered vehicles, wild National Holidays, and the latest in Missouri sports, including the Missouri State girls' team and Mizzou men’s basketball. Plus, we dive into the wild Running from the Yeti race in Springfield and the crazy trend of egg smuggling across the Mexican border. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and more!

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In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into today’s National Days and some wild famous birthdays. We also read an email from a fan in Branson and, in true Crankers fashion, give him some hilarious yet helpful advice on getting his life back on track. Plus, we explore the legend of MOMO (Missouri’s own Bigfoot), the extinct Giant Moa, and the secrets hiding in Missouri’s caves. Get ready for laughs, bizarre facts, and the off-the-wall humor you love!

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In this wild Morning Crankers Friday episode from Springfield, MO, we cover the jaw-dropping story of Lily Phillips—after being with over 1,000 men in 24 hours, she’s now pregnant! We also break down the National Days and famous birthdays for February 21st. Plus, major news from New York as the Governor calls in the troops due to a prison worker strike, and Springfield citizens raise concerns over a controversial ordinance allowing police to tow unregistered vehicles and those with incorrect plates. And of course, we’ve got your latest weather updates!

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In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into an incredible new program from Ozarks Food Harvest that provides free seeds to help you grow your own garden! We also cover a miraculous plane crash in Toronto where everyone survived, the quirky National Days for February 19th, and—back by popular demand—our own original blues song, Springfield Traffic Blues! Plus, plenty of laughs, wild commentary, and the usual Hanson family chaos. Tune in now!

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Get ready for another wild episode of Morning Crankers! Today, we break down Captain America: Brave New World and dive into the ultimate battle—Red Hulk vs. Green Hulk! We also tackle what salary you need to live comfortably in St. Louis, discuss today’s famous birthdays and National Days, and call out gym membership stereotypes. Plus, why is there outrage over disease detectors at the CDC failing to do their jobs? All that and more hilarious conversations in today’s episode! Don’t miss it!

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Get ready for another hilarious ride with Morning Crankers on February 17, 2025! We dive into Presidents Day fun, celebrate famous birthdays like Michael Jordan, Billie Joe Armstrong, and the legendary Jim Brown. Sports fans, we’ve got you covered with a USA vs. Canada hockey showdown and the latest on the St. Louis Cardinals at MLB spring training. Plus, don’t miss our mouth-watering review of Hurts Donuts on East Sunshine in Springfield, MO — and a wild discussion about whale ambergris (yep, whale poop)! Tune in for the laughs, the facts, and the unexpected!

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