Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining Valentine’s Day special on the Morning Crankers Podcast! We dive into the history of Valentine’s Day, the science behind pheromone cologne, and share dating tips to help (or hurt) your love life. Plus, we break down some of the worst pickup lines and most savage rejection lines of all time—because nothing says romance like laughing at epic fails. Whether you're single, taken, or just here for the fun, this episode is packed with laughs, love, and cringeworthy moments!

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Valentine’s Day is here, and Morning Crankers is bringing you the ultimate survival guide for dating success (or at least avoiding total disaster)! In this episode, we break down 8 things you should NEVER say on a Valentine’s date, the absolute worst Valentine’s Day gifts, and some great places to take your date in Springfield, MO for a romantic night out. Plus, we highlight some wild national holidays happening this week. Get ready for laughs, dating fails, and the Crankers’ signature take on love and romance. Don’t miss this hilarious episode!

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In this hilarious episode of Morning Crankers, we take a deep dive into Springfield, MO, and bring you our first-ever Springfield Blues Comedy Segment—easily one of the funniest things we’ve ever done! We also talk about bad canned tuna recalls from Costco, Trader Joe’s, and other major retailers, breaking down why you should check your pantry ASAP. Plus, we discuss the FBI uncovering 2400 new documents after Trump declassified them, adding our signature comedic twist to the chaos. Along the way, we cover dating, life, and a whole lot of laughs. Tune in for news, comedy, and the best podcast banter you’ll hear today!

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In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the Kansas City Chiefs’ heartbreaking loss in the Super Bowl and what went wrong. Plus, Springfield, MO, is looking to crack down on expired tags—should the police have the power to tow your car? We also celebrate the 30-year reunion of The Drew Carey Show and more! Tune in for laughs, rants, and everything in between.

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Get ready for a Super Saturday edition of Morning Crankers! We welcome Myia Hanson from the hit family podcast "We Are the Hansons" for a hilarious and insightful chat about life, family, and the upcoming Super Bowl. Expect non-stop laughs, wild takes, and great conversation as we dive into game predictions, halftime hype, and unforgettable moments. Don't miss this high-energy, must-listen episode that’s perfect for your weekend!

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In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we kick things off with DOGE—but not the crypto! We’re talking about the incredible work they’re doing to uncover waste and save taxpayers a billion dollars a day. Then, we check in on the upper respiratory sickness spreading through Springfield, MO—is it just the season, or something more? Finally, we take a hilarious deep dive into the wild world of Bigfoot erotica and monster adult content—you won’t believe what’s out there! A fun-filled Friday show guaranteed to make you laugh!

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It’s another wild morning on Morning Crankers! We’re diving into the latest on Travis Kelce and the KC Chiefs, insane weather records being shattered, and the crazy world of tariffs and skyrocketing egg prices. Plus, a few surprises and laughs along the way—because that’s what we do best! Grab your coffee and crank up the fun

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Get ready for another laugh-filled morning with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into bizarre historical coincidences—because history loves to be weird. We also explore the best things to do in Springfield, MO, this February (spoiler: it's not just hiding from the cold). And if you’ve ever thought competitive beer drinking should be an Olympic sport, we’ve got you covered with the Hold My Beer Olympics! Plus, plenty more comedy, chaos, and caffeine-fueled nonsense.

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In this wild ride of an episode, we dive into Germany’s bizarre beef with the English apostrophe (grammar police, stand down!), Trump’s tariffs and why winning never gets old, and the jaw-dropping tale of a Missouri woman who killed, escaped a Mexican prison, and then pulled the ultimate game of hide-and-seek in Canada for 50 years! Plus, we take a nostalgic (and slightly depressing) look at American products that aren’t actually made in America anymore. And of course, we wrap it all up with some crazy historical events of the day. Buckle up, folks—this one’s a doozy!

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Today on Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we honor our great friend Jerry Norwood, celebrating his life and the laughs he shared. ❤️ Then, we dive into dating advice from Pepe Le Pew & Johnny Bravo—the worst role models ever! 😂 Plus, is dating over 50 a lost cause? We explore the struggles, the laughs, and the best under $5 date spots in Springfield. Expect hilarious commentary, awkward romance tips, and pure Crankers chaos!Don’t miss it—like, comment, and subscribe! 🎙️🔥

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