Here's the episode we didn't finish on time because Cliff was 'otherwise indisposed'.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. The preparation H flag winner.

2. The Riot Poopers.

1. The Barfy Burger Sponsorship

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. A song about Yak Farts.

2. Enlarged Prostates Anonymous.

1. Extra Heavy Duty Mayonnaise.

On this Official Wed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Listeners calling each other freaks - not what we want to be known for.

2. The naysayer pew.

1. Just the entertainment the listeners are looking for.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Matt Hocking was our first loser of the year.

2. A late night toenail trimming service.

1. 10-69 now in progress.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Redneck is a state of mind.

2. A marathong newscast.

1. Alcohol would have been much better in this case.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Not really something you want to be licking.

2. Poopsicles.

1. Bird feathers and crap.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Go rub some salve on your groin and come back after the news update.

2. Most of the flaming toilet paper was lost in the incident.

1. I didn't know Max Armstrong could dunk.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. I don't have any friends who are into the nudist lifestyle.

2. A trumpet stuck in his blowhole.

1. A wallet that feels you up.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. You're going to want to wear gloves to touch it.

2. All things feces.

1. Mining for nose gold.