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3. I never wanted to swallow things and see what affect they'd have.

2. #2 on the FBI's Most Wanted List.

1. I couldn't sleep at your place (Don't worry - you're not invited).

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3. Inspired by scabies.

2. He wants to have Alan Jackson's babies.

1. Do you think anyone wants your love out there?

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3. We don't need to touch the Beatles any more with the kazoo.

2. You lost me at stool.

1. Stop before you kill us all.

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3. An armed robbery for three tacos.

2. The amount of nose gold mined.

1. Snot's more gooey than it is slick.

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3. A tire iron in one hand and a pipe wrench in the other.

2. Poop scent in his car.

1. You were hoping he'd say a bad word.

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3. Smell-o-vision.

2. I"m surprised that was so hard.

1. Pretty good at picking out tunes on a kazoo.

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3. Do it yourself acupuncture.

2. The snack cake version of the coronavirus vaccine.

1. I did request that the mannequin had a head on it.

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3. Mold juice.

2. Where Hitler ruled the Turd Reich.

1. You've got your foot caught in your underwear.

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3. No matter how many times I tried to rub the thing.

2. You'll be a good stuntman.

1. Put the mannequin to bed.

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3. Your face has to catch up with you.

2. Just call me reconnecting.

1. We did some really weird stuff with ants.