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3. 1,000 pennies.

2. We know who #2 is.

1. Woolly mammoths still exist today. And he lives in Otwell.

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3. Alcohol Gatorade.

2. It took two days to lose the smell from his nose.

1. You guys haven't gotten a lick better.

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3. Surgery Shenanigans.

2. You can't beat the meat.

1. Do not nap with a full bladder.

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3. He and granddad had been smoking marijuana together.

2. A laxative effect - how's that in a candy?

1. Never again ask Cliff how his body is

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3. There's a lot of sausage action in Germany.

2. A thing for cafeteria hairnets.

1. Wurst case scenario.

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3. A pretty good feeling in your throat.

2. Bring back the poo.

1. A pretty good feeling in your throat.

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3. I'm pretty sure you've got expired canned goods.

2. How much that poop weighed.

1. A candy bar fog.

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3. I just want it in me.

2. At least you can't find a body inside.

1. This is about as big a mouth opening as I'm going to get.

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3. I have vacuumed while the show was in progress.

2. Mail your poop to the lab.

1. Helping out with his pigs - on both ends.

The Weed and Cliff Podcast for Thursday, March 4th.