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3. Right down into the gullet.

2. An armless competitor in a dung-throwing contest.

1. If you lose a finger, take it with you. You might need it later on.

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3. I have to have my palate tickled.

2. A good butt filter.

1. You can't put much effort into Weed.

Some days, there's two

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It's all about the ham slices.

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3. Allergic to money.

2 Open butthole.

1. Required to wear a mask during the alien probing.

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3. Kiss a girl with a wart.

2. #2 always gets you in the most trouble.

1. Kiss a girl with a wart.

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3. I'm pretty good at tying things down.

2. Donut Boy.

1. I have the colon of a 25 year old.

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3. It’s not just for the halibut.

2. The bride was preparing to marry her brother.

1. You don't need to beat me to let me know you're serious.

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3. I'm amazed at the amount of people who own a machete.

2. The director of proctology.

1. Never touch that again.

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3. I can't get my can to work after about 2 months of sitting.

2. My buttocks tell me.

1. If you don't know - it's best to not.