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3. Begging for a stampede of wildebeests.

2. Collects his own pee in a bucket.

1. Pray that Billy Ray Cyris won't tour.

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3. I got up and got my 3rd drink.

2. The back part of their body has rotted away.

1. Holes of unknown origins.

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1. 10 to 15 minutes of laughter a day makes you lose weight. That means you're all getting fatter.

2. They could handle a goose.

1. His grumpy pants were flying from a flagpole.

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3. She was upset over the thickness of her tomato.

2. You don't want a rhinoceros in your bed.

1. Charged with a hate crime against my own arteries.

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3. The headphones fell off my head and into the toilet.

2. It was like a feces storm.

1. The Dolly Parton.

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3. 35 girlfriends at the same time.

2. A toxic laxative.

1. Indiana wants me.

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3. I still don't know what rock and roll is.

2. Razor toilet paper.

1. We estimate our loss at one dollar.

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3. No one wants to hear my opinion.

2. Like a poop torpedo.

1. I would never dream of having wood in space.

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3. An ant throwdown.

2. Get Walter some used underwear.

1. The town crier - basically yelled the news.

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3. Short people tan faster.

2. The bugs will pee themselves to death.

1. I'll be the short guy - looking for a long one.