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3. You basically had to set yourself on fire.

2. Take a look in this hole.

1. A little endangered.

Here's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for 6/24:

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3. Reproducing on your face.

2. Public Enema number one.

1. You don't have to use Cliff.

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3. Something doesn't feel right down there.

2. How much cow poop will bring on the black market.

1. You forgot to put on a second sock.

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3. Gravy on a deep-fried Twinkie.

2. Closer inspection revealed the odor of human feces.

1. Nothing wrong with the Wagner family.

In case you missed it.

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3. Licked awake by the Amazon delivery guy.

2. A tarry mark on the pavement.

1. Free salad and bread sticks with every degree.

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3. Are you texting things Cliff says in the morning?

2. No word on whether or not he pooped there as well.

1. Do we know where this tooth came from?

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3. Perhaps visibly so.

2. Production halted after explosive diarrhea on set of Ultimate Slip N Slide.

1. Your mom decided it's time to give up the pole.

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3. Cake on a Shteeeek.

2. You're probably eating a horse.

1. I meant to leave yesterday - can I have a mulligan?