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It's a special edition about butt bugs.

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3. Benedict Cumberbatch on a frigate.

2. He avoided dehydration by – drinking his own urine.

1. What guy is going to watch that? (A robot pole dancer, that is.)

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3. Armadillo by Morning.

2. My neighbors don't like seeing me in a wet t-shirt.

1. Sometimes you yank on that thing for a long time and nothing happens.

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3. They like working with the teeth of loved ones.

2. “I’m paying for this, with my poop.”

1. They can't find a pickle big enough.

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3. The burned at the stake rules.

2. Checking their oil.

1. The most tense 'Leggo my Eggo' standoff ever.

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3. Wrapped from chin to toe in Saran Wrap.

2. A full blown poop.

1. Mister Pee.

(You never want to be #1, or have #2, while you're #3)

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3. When it comes swallowing the meat that guy's clutch.

2. That's apparently is a misdemeanor in the state of Texas.

1. The act of eating for pleasure.

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3. I will go full Joe Namath.

2. Do you think you can talk to the devil?

1. Removing your transmitter.

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3. A salsa museum.

2. A coupon for a free liver.

1. I was hoping you'd play along with me.

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3. You rarely, if ever - touch money.

2. Have you ever seen Bigfoot shaving himself?

1. A small medium at large.