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3. Honk all you want

2. You are getting very very gassy

1. I didn't know spiders had ears.

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3. How Fort Blunder came to be.

2. Either your hands have gotten bigger or your arms have gotten smaller.

1. Don't cross your legs while driving.

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3. Poison Pasta.

2. Take the over/under on bread

1. At least he started out with clothes.

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3. An environmentally friendly hand grenade.

2. We're very good at blowing things up.

1. You did that already - and it bombed miserably.

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3. Spell much?

2. The single hair on the toe.

1. Really - isn't #2 bad enough?

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3. Bonus yardage for being beat up on the golf course.

2. You can't hardly grab that caulk and get it out.

1. Sorry, but I don't have time to use my thumbs.

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3. It got me to thinking while I was stuffing it back there.

2. Angry balls.

1. Whistling with your butt.

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3. Sweatpants that smell like smoked meat.

2. It's illegal to shoot someone - even if they tell you to.

1. The show that the tri-state's forgot.

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3. The MENSA questions I can answer

2. Not one nut.

1. Let Weed and Cliff sync up your heart.

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3. Wolfman sniffing your buttocks (that's actually what you get).

2. Wouldn't we all like a little French now and then?

1. I don't think you can handle the woodfrog.