All the fun that is the fun of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. 15 meat puns in 22 seconds.

2. They bite their fingernails in Seattle. except for the plumbers.

1. A quick game of hostage situation.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. A foul-mouthed pupped.

2. The first-ever Morning Road Show Department of Just in Time for Breakfast award - the Brown Star.

1. A free cremation.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Booo.

2. Booo.

1. Boooooo.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Generally derogatory terms are ok.

2. You can’t really find defecation at a value like this anywhere else.

1. Generally derogatory terms are ok.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Leprosy chimps.

2. Usually I'm peeeling clothes off by this time of the morning.

1. We know that Cliff can't handle his boo's

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Florida State Troopers don't have balls.

2. Run your Reese's Cups through his kilt.

1. More wet on the inside means less wet on the outside - which leaves you moist.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. You guys suck.

2. You Twit Face.

1. Save your BOO.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Getting a gravy shower is a rite of passage.

2. Brown recovery wipes.

1. Stop sending me pictures of your pants.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Does this have anything to do with cornhole?

2. Would you go without toilet paper for an entire week?

1. I thought I had lost the ability to suck.