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3. Is it possible to have a loose eyeball?

2. Loaning out underwear.

1. That party was more fun than this one.

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3. Dumb it down to Ralph Level.

2. Professional toilet flushers.

1. The monkey who was hung.

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3. For 200-thousand you can kick Cliff in the shin.

2. Eat around it.

1. It's easier to run when being chased by death.

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3. He asked the judge if it was OK to lie.

2. The doctor prescribed me a #2.

1. A different kind of throne.

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3. Mow your grass in a Nic Thong. (Available wherever men's underwear are sold).

2. The bathrooms were locked and dude had no where to go.

1. Go commando so the ticks have a place to hide.

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3. Girl Germ Territory.

2. The cicadas are actually peeing on you.

1. Place a chocolate chip under my tongue.

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3. Everything you look at is short.

2. You better go before you go.

1. We're friendly - just not 'babe' friendly.

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3. Serial spitter.

2. They pay you to poop.

1. An official outhouse.

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3. I wanted to touch it so bad I couldn't stand it.

2. He removed all his clothing so – he could take a poop.

1. all his clothing so – he could take a poop.

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3. I had 2 balls - each weighed 16 pounds.

2. Our part-time listener - Ralph the Truck Driver

1. Hoooocking....