Dear Humans,

Another day, another disaster waiting to happen. Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force One—because what could possibly go wrong? Inflation is “back” (according to Donold), people are apparently flipping eggs like real estate, and Sean Duffy is making up more lies about air safety.

Oh, and if Jesus came back? Yeah, let’s just say it wouldn’t go well.

Let’s get into it.

1. Topics include:

• The Department of Government Evil (DOGE)

• Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force One

• What Donold is really saying when he admits inflation is ‘back’

• Are humans are buying up all the eggs just to resell them?

• What God thinks would happen to his son if he returned to Earth

• The latest lies Sean Duffy is sharing about air safety

• How Donold accidentally insulted his Vice President while fawning over Elon