Today on Morons in the news:

 

No oversleeping for jury duty.

 

Robber tip number one.. .Don’t leave your phone at the scene of the crime.

 

Football coach is best known as a pick pocket.

 

Be careful when you open up the duffle bag.

 

It just washed up on shore!

 

Look what just washed up!

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