Today's moron of the day.

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/south-carolina/articles/2020-05-21/boy-6-cracks-open-robbery-case-by-reeling-in-sunken-safe

Today on Morons in the news:

Never rob the bank you visit regularly.

Six year old boy... solves robbery.

 Man will marry his pet cat.

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