We discuss the 2020 Disney Plus adaptation of the 2001 children's novel "Artemis Fowl." Join us as we complain about its unfathomable subplots, terrible use of the Russian language, and curse Mickey for his anti-boy crimes stance. CW- drug use, abuse, kidnapping, racism

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This week, we discuss Leigh Bardugo's fantasy novel "Six of Crows." We dive into what makes terrible teens so appealing, the worst boyfriends in the world, and why you shouldn't like Harry Potter anymore.

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** The news about Paul Krueger and his abusive behavior came out a couple of weeks after we recorded this episode, because that's how our timing works, apparently. We decided to keep this episode up because the book is still in circulation and isn't necessarily bad, but we also can't not acknowledge that Paul Krueger is a bad person.

Leyla and I discuss Paul Krueger's 2019 fantasy novel about Pokemon and imperialism, "Steel Crow Saga." Topics covered include our favorite terrible sons (aka the "Nezha Curve"), grappling with reparations for war crimes, and how you could technically win a battle by dropping a shark on someone.

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This week, Leyla and I watched about 2/3rds of the 2016 Naruto Spectacular. It was a wild, surprisingly not terrible ride. We discuss the show's incredible costumes, dedicated character actors, and what current properties we'd like to adapt into live-action nightmares.

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This week, Leyla recommended the 2002 storybook anime "Princess Tutu." We talk about metanarratives, repackaging old story tropes, and the worst prince literally ever.

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This week, Leyla and I talk Imagine Dragons' 2015 album "Smoke and Mirrors," where we discuss various songs that got us through tough times in college, our mutual adoration of covers, and also just ramble about Twilight for ten minutes.

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Aaron and Leyla debate the surprising highs and plentiful lows of the 2015 ABC musical sitcom Galvant. We discuss Alan Menken, so-bad-it's-good media, and the reason that guilty pleasures are just pleasures.

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Leyla and Aaron discuss Tamsyn Muir's, "Gideon the Ninth," best described as "Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!" (Lots of Spoilers!) We discuss its sprawling cast of characters, our individual morbidity tolerances, and most importantly, trash Love Never Dies. CW: violence, body horror

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Leyla and I discuss Jen Wang's "Stargazing," a middle-grade comic about two Asian girls growing up in Los Angeles, as well as the little heartbreaks that come along with being part of a bicultural family.

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Leyla and Aaron watch the first season of the 2017 anime Boruto: Naruto Next Generations. We gush about how a mediocre show can pull off incredible character moments, and also why Sasuke Uchiha is a garbage boy stink man.

CW Fatphobia, child abandonment

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