Moser, Lombardi and Kane

0:00 - Every second, more news breaks in the NBA. A trade here, a free agent signing there...and yet, nothing from the Nuggets. Except for Tim Hardaway Jr. taking his talents to South Beach. He signed with the Heat. Why aren't the Nuggets in the mix more?


19:11 - Vic's beautiful baby boy was on the golf course yesterday and almost got struck by lightning! Be safe out there, people. If there's a storm, go inside. Don't finish the front 9. It's not worth getting fried to a crisp. 

31:16 - Oh, by the way...Spencer Jones is back to posting on LinkedIn! What business-like insight did he offer this time? 
Oh, by the way...isn't it weird hearing French language broadcasts of sports? How can such a beautiful language be used to describe the rough and tumble action of something like hockey? And why do half of European languages sound gorgeous and the other half are terrifying?
Oh, by the way...a Mexican soccer fan was sitting right behind home plate at the Dodgers @ A's game last night watching the World Cup game on his phone. He lost his mind when Mexico scored, and you could hear it CRYSTAL CLEAR on TV.

0:00 - Now that LeBron is leaving LA...would you take him here in Denver? Remember, before he signed with the Lakers, the Nuggets were supposedly a candidate to land him. 

15:17 - Colorado Rapids Head Coach Matt Wells joined us this morning to share his expert opinion on the World Cup. How will USA fare against Bosnia tonight? Has he enjoyed the World Cup overall? How has the quality of play been so far? Let's pick the brain of a soccer savant.

36:41 -  NHL Free Agency officially opens today. Will the Avs be in the running? By the way, former Av Bowen Byram just signed a deal with the Blackhawks for $12.4 million per year! Sheesh! Good for Bo but we didn't realize he's worth that big of a pay day!

0:00 - Pour one our for Marc Moser's bees. He lost another hive. But this time, it was a bear attack. Not a winter freeze/Moser's inadequacies. 

13:26 - Mason Marchment is on the move! He's no longer a Dallas Star. He's also (deservedly so) on our HATE LIST. It's been a while since we've opened that thing. Let's take a look and see if everyone still deserves to be there.
Also, what grade would you give the Broncos offseason so far?

31:33 - Rumblings around the NHL...would you take Andre Burakovsy back in an Avalanche sweater? 
NBA rumblings...will Peyton Watson still be a Nugget by the end of today? Will someone make him an offer?

0:00 - Serena Williams is an ageless wonder. She's making her return to Wimbledon at 44 years young. 
After that, the Portland Trailblazers traded for Ja Morant. What happened to Ja, man? A few short years ago, he was ELECTRIC. He was the heir apparent. He was the future. Can Portland restore him to his former glory?

(The bump music in question was "Be Her" by Ella Langley. Vic is a certified Ella Fella.)

14:08 - According to Brian Windhorst, LeBron James will inform the Lakers TODAY that he's leaving the team. If that happens, the Lakers would have a ton of extra cap space to sign, you guessed it, Peyton Watson. 

30:12 - Oh, by the way...Keegan-Michael Key recreated the famous Key & Peele Substitute Teacher sketch using the names of current World Cup players. 
Oh, by the way...Dianna Russini got out of a speeding ticket in a very unique way. How have you talked yourself out of a ticket?
Oh, by the way...a pitcher for UCLA has one of the strangest superstitions we've ever seen.

0:00 - Both of yesterday's World Cup games came down to Penalty Kicks. The Athletic wrote a piece about PKs and if we could maybe find a better way to end games. Are PKs the best way to decide things? And a bunch of angry soccer purists flooded the replies with some harsh words about Americans. Listen up you freaks. Say what you will about soccer/football. But keep your paws off America, baby.

16:15 - Yesterday on Kreckman and Lindahl, The Radio Machine Mark Springer said he thinks there's a 75% chance Jokic stays a Nugget. That's CRAZY. That's WAY too high! Does anyone actually think Jokic would leave?

34:38 - Hunter Goodman can't stop rippin dingers! He's hit 5 of em in 4 games! Don't you love a good catcher who can rake?

0:00 - The Avs signed Brett Kulak to a 5-year extension. That's a good move by the Avs brass. On the flipside, the Seattle Kraken offered Jason Robertson an 8-year contract woth $15 million per year and he turned it down. Man. That's a lot of bread to pass up on. Are the Kraken THAT bad?

14:02 - After our clock troubles in the previous segment, it reminded the fellas of some rough Broncos days. Remember the first Nathaniel Hackett/Russell Wilson game when no one understood how to manage the clock? Remember when Broncos fans were yelling about counting down the play clock? Good times.
After that, Caleb Williams was denied a trademark for the nickname "Iceman." Evidently that's his nickname? That sent the boys down a rabbit hole. If we re-did the 2024 NFL Draft, would Caleb Williams still go #1 overall?

31:09 - Everybody calm down. Jokic WILL sign his contract extension. That being said, why hasn't he signed it yet? Why is he waiting?

0:00 - This past weekend in World Cup action, Colombia had a goal taken off the board because of offside. But the player was offsides by like a toenail! It was so insanely close. One of those calls that was only possible because of insane video review technology. Have reviews across all sports gotten too insane? Sometimes, do we lose sight of the "spirit of the game" a bit?

15:47 - Jokic is eligible to sign a supermax contract extension, and he hasn't signed it yet. Over the weekend, all the NBA pundits & talking heads said he's doing it as a leverage play. He's fanning the flames on Nuggets ownership/front office. Build me a winning team now, or I'm taking my horses back to Serbia. Is that the read here? Is Jokic leaving the door open for an exit out of Denver?

33:01 - Oh, by the way...Hunter Goodman is BALLIN' for the Rockies right now. He couldn't stop rippin' dingers over the weekend.
Oh, by the way...a 5-year-old Mets fan wants to flip his fandom to the Yankees because he's tired of losing. Is that allowed? Or does he have to keep suffering?
Oh, by the way...the CFL announced that THEY don't want Brendan Sorsby! That caught us offguard. The Montreal Alouettes don't wanna take a chance on this kid?

0:00 - Bill Simmons said there's some "smoke" around the Nuggets right now. Some of it is legit, and some of it isn't. He thinks there could be a mutually beneficial trade between the Nuggets and Celtics. It might be all conjecture and heresay, but Simmons also has his finger on the pulse of the Celtics.

14:20 - What a busy few days for the Avs! They traded Nichushkin then then immediately re-signed Brent Burns and Brett Kulak. One thing's for sure: Sakic ain't done yet. How do we think Super Joe's handled the offseason so far?

34:05 - Brett & Moser were gone last week when the news broke about the Timberwolves trading for LaMelo Ball. What's Tim Connelly's game plan here? Because again, at first glance this seems like an insane plan. The team is becoming Oops! All Guards!

0:00 - We scramble on! Scotty out, Nate Kreckman and Tyler Polumbus is. 
Better sleep with one eye open. The fellas have been getting some strange mail lately... That sent them all down an IRS rabbit hole. Pay your taxes, everyone!

14:45 - You heard what Berto said! Nate Kreckman knows everything about the Nuggets and then some. He knows EXACTLY how to fix them. Krecker, the floor is yours.

32:54 - CBS Sports published a list of the NFL's Top 100 players heading into next season. 6 Broncos made the cut. Bo Nix is #87. Is that accurate? How many QBs are in front of him? Which Broncos players are ahead of him?
After that, A scramble isn't gonna stop us from getting to our favorite part of the week DRUNK TAKES! We take clips from throughout the week, slow em down to half speed and it makes us sound like we're hammered!

0:00 - Now Hastings wants a piece! Raj out, Scotty in. The live Altitude Summer Scramble rolls on. 
Berto found a list of the Top 100 NFL players as selected by CBS. Who made the cut? How many Broncos players are on the list?

14:15 - The MLB is proposing a bunch of changes to the CBA including a hard salary cap and contract limits. Yeah...a lockout is 110% happening. There will be no baseball played in 2027.

31:37 - Oh, by the way...Scotty has some words of wisdom about who, or what, you can't trust.
Oh, by the way...a giraffe got loose from a Texas zoo. How do you lose a giraffe? They're pretty easy to spot. 
Oh, by the way...Mauricio Pochettino called out the media yesterday during his postgame presser after USA lost to Türkiye. We get what he was going for, but it felt unnecessary.