DWAYNE CAN ACT???? Look, we're all going to take whatever time we need to come to terms with this truth, but eventually it must be accepted: Dwayne The Rock Johnson isn't just a cheez-it enthusiast. He can also be a thespian. Or a guy with a gun. But a guy who seems WILDLY different from the Dwayne we know and love.

This episode, the Evening Brothers discuss the seminal classic: Doom (2005) starring Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Karl Urban, and Rosamund Pike. I won't spoil anything for you, but their take on the film might be... slightly controversial. Those over the age of 40 might find it blasphemous. Listen at your own risk.

Your homework: Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver (2024)

Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

This episode, the Brothers talk about "Die Another Day", James Bond's latest adventure at some point.

Was this our best episode yet? ... probably not. You have my full permission to start a follow-up podcast and make your best friends talk about this episode as a form of punishment. Just call it the "Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour Retribution Power Hour" and we won't sue you.

Your homework: Doom (2005)

Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

The city may be lost, but the Evening Brothers are finding new and innovative ways to discuss bad film. One perfect example of that: just... just discussing a pretty good film.

Weird call, Brother Preston.

Your homework: Die Another Day (2002)

Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

Whole lotta clock talk this episode.

The Evening Brothers discuss Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. No, not the one that's pretty okay, the other one. Which, somehow is also pretty okay-ish? It's a weird day at the EB Office.

RIP Rude Jimmy S. You will be missed.

Your homework: The Lost City (2022)

Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

"You know, I'm something of a franchise killer myself."

This episode, the Brothers talk about Sony's latest disgrace: Madame Web!

If you don't want to hear three dudes talk about how this should have been a Spider-man or Spider-Woman or Spider-Anything movie, this episode might not be for you. Cause after about 20 minutes or so that's pretty much all they're bringing to the table.

Your homework: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

Robots: Interesting.

Spider Women: hot.

Zach: Snyder.

This episode, the Evening Brothers discuss Rebel Moon Part 1, the latest masterpiece from Netflix. They cover all the bases, from minor frustrations to genuine film criticism. But the one thing they never discuss? Dora the Explorer. Oh wait... Nevermind, they do. Wow, what are the chances?

Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

The Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour has OFFICIALLY begun. And it starts with some of the worst of the worst, as Lincoln has made his friends watch... I don't even know if I can type it.... Twilight!

Much like the film itself, the Evening Brothers spend a shockingly small amount of time thinking about vampires. Unlike the film, however, this episode might be worth your time.

Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or secret family recipes to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, not to mourn a loss, but to celebrate a life. A beautiful life that brought joy to at least three people including the hosts.

TWINKIEtalk has passed away in the night, and while it may look like natural causes, we know the truth. Someone in this room is responsible for the death of this wonderful podcast. Someone sinister. Someone devious. And if you listen VERY closely, you just might be able to crack the case. Or just fumble your way from drink to drink and hope it all works out.

Either way, it's been a hell of a ride.

Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk.

We'll miss you. Never stop using it.

Welcome to Hell, boy!

The Evening Brothers are proud to have taken this horrible film in for two hours of human life. It was an honor and a privilege. We are the shield that protects you from misery.

Protect your hearts, kiddos.

Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just email [email protected] and we might just say your cool words out loud on the internet.

Use it.

Listen! Do you smell that? It smells like fear and generic alien designs!

Strap in to your chair in what looks like an unfinished basement, grab some air-pods (but not the ones you're thinking about... like the oxygen ones), and get ready for the Evening Brothers to talk about After Earth!

I promise we're not going to do a Will Smith impression the whole time... probably...

Your homework for this episode: Hellboy (2019)

Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just email [email protected] and we might just say your cool words out loud on the internet.

Use it.