You heard it here first, folks: Brother Lincoln is a very technical boy.

This episode, the Brothers join forces to try their very hardest NOT to talk about Denis Villeneuve. It's a tough needle to thread, but God gives His hardest challenges to His strongest soldiers.

Take care of your cybernetic dolphins.

Your homework for this episode: After Earth (2013)

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Happy Halloween everybody!!!

We are proud to present our special Halloween episode of TWINKIEtalk, in which the Brothers realize very quickly that self-aware films are incredibly hard to make fun of. Still, I can't complain. There are now two more people on this big old world of ours that have seen this masterpiece.

Stay safe out there tonight, kiddos.

Your homework for this week: Johnny Mnemonic (1955)

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It's a Prest-stravaganza out here! A film made specifically for Brother Preston, all about climbing rocks and showing off your radical deltoids.

Based on a premise, this one's a ride! The Evening Brothers wander through the mountainous discourse of climbing gear, people's dad's friends, and human ninja turtles, all expertly guided by Preston. You don't wanna miss this one.

I mean the movie, maybe you do... but the episode's a keeper.

Your homework for this week: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

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Imagine a world filled with sand. A planet, dry and arid, with dust storms overtaking the sky. A place where water is the most valuable natural resource, and the least plentiful. A world that can only agree on one thing: the bugs are far too big. That's exactly what Brother Jon is experiencing currently in Texas. If only there were a movie that would also fit that description... or perhaps TWO movies... or perhaps even TWO movies AND a television miniseries...

Unfortunately no such franchise exists, so the Evening Brothers are just going to have to cover David Lynch's Dune (1984).

Your homework for this week: Cliffhanger (1993)

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Good Evening. I would like to take a moment to ask you to send this episode to your best friend and your worst enemy.

NOW, if you have been gifted this episode, take a moment to reflect on your current standing with whoever sent this to you. Are you friends? Or have you wronged them with such severity that they will never forgive you? Either way, thanks for listening to the episode and rating the podcast 5 stars. And maybe ask the person who sent you this to forgive you for your transgressions.

We're all about fixing relationships here.

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Good Evening.

In a shocking turn of events, we all actually kind of liked this movie. This revelation is both shocking and slightly disturbing. We will all be taking some time to process in our own ways. Some with a long bubble-bath and a nice red blend, some with a week-long hike in the woods, some with a cavalcade of bad 70's-80's horror films. You do the math on who might be doing what.

But rest assured, this will not impede the professionalism you have come to expect from this podcast.

Your homework this week: The Pacifier (2005)

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Good Evening.

The podcast you are about to listen to has been voted "Definitely Top 10 Podcasts Currently Being Produced by the Evening Brothers". This is a prestigious honor, and we are glad to accept it humbly with an undertone of pompousness.

We also chose to consume some various adult beverages as it "makes the funny juices escape ma'body" (Brother Jon), but please remember to consume responsibly, and only when you are of age or your dad says it's okay, or both. You know what? Yeah, both. Even if you are of legal drinking age, please ask your dad if it's okay. That'll fuel him for like 3 months minimum.

Your homework this week: Wanted (2008)

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They always told us the video games were going to rot our brains. Turns out, they were wrong. It was the movie Constantine. So, they weren't super far off honestly.

We're working on getting on a more consistent schedule, I pinkie swear. But on the off chance it doesn't happen, blame Brother Lincoln. He told me he takes full responsibility for the actions of the podcast. Weird right?

Your homework: Blade Trinity (2004)

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This is a movie with two sequels, and for my money, that is not nearly enough sequels.

I need spinoffs, I need prequels, gimme baby Xander Cage!

If you happen to read these, this is probably the episode to start on. Definitely not the last one and DEFINITELY not episode 1. Listen to this one, it made my wife laugh.

yours,

Brother Jon

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Come one, come all! Gather round the fire as these Evening Brothers tell the tale of... I want to say his name was Charlie? Or Dave? Anyway, we tell the tale of the worst child ever conceived who learns to box using robots and all his hopes and dreams.

Is the robot alive? Is this a prequel to a semi-popular and shortlived movie series?

Find out now!

Also the arm did go up there and I will never be convinced otherwise.

sincerely,

Brother Jon

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