Good Evening,

It is on this, the day of days, that I say Happy Halloween to you, one and all!

I'm sorry there's a negative spectral energy on this episode, we're looking into it. My theory is Lincoln is haunted. Who's to say?

Anyway, your homework is still: Cowboys and Aliens

Sincerely, The Raddler

Good Evening,

The Brothers three would like to welcome you to the future of podcasting, nay, the future of friendship. The doors have been blown wide open for Brother Preston's radical kickin' boots and we're never closing them. What am I talking about?

Well I'm glad you've asked. I'm discussing the choice to farm nicknames for each of our beautiful boys, instead of letting them grow naturally. It's time for the nickname revolution, baby!

Signed,

The Deuce

Your Homework: Cowboys and Aliens (2011)

If you want to reach the Brothers, you can at [email protected] or you can send us mail by carrier pigeon to the Home Alone house, where we will gladly accept well timed gifts of large spiders or weird tar.

Good Evening,

This episode is a rare one, that being one when us Evening Brothers finished recording and didn't go "well, huh... I guess that was technically an episode of a podcast."

In that spirit, it would mean a whole heck of a lot to us boys if you sent this on over to a friend or family member that you're close enough to that they might listen, but not so close that they'll hold it against you. Think, your uncle Steve, or your old highschool crush. That level of friendship.

Anyway, this week, the Brothers discuss the direct to DVD classic RIPD 2: Rise of the Damned, and it certainly was technically canonically connected to RIPD.

Your Homework: Underworld (2003)

If you want to reach the Brothers, you can at [email protected] or you can send us mail by carrier pigeon to the Home Alone house, where we will gladly accept well timed gifts of large spiders or weird tar.

Good Evening,

This fortnight, the Evening Brothers are discussing true cinema, as they do every episode, in the form of R.I.P.D. (Rest in Peace Department) starring Ryan Reynolds and famed doodler/good photographer, actually, Jeff Bridges.

Nothing can prepare you for the anus of souls.

Your homework: R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of the Damned (2022)

Yeah that's right, it's an RIPDDF (Rest In Peace Department Double Feature)

If you want to reach us, send an email to [email protected] and we'll almost definitely read it on the show.

Good Evening,

As a result of the incessant monetization of internet content, we have decided to forgo a regular episode description in favor of SEO optimized keyword tags:

Your homework: R.I.P.D. (2013)

If you want to reach us, send an email to [email protected] and we'll almost definitely read it on the show.

Good Evening.

This episode, the Evening Brothers discuss the seminal classic Hallmark presentation: Dinotopia (2002) (or possibly "Adventures in Dinotopia", depends who you ask).

They cover the moral, ethical, and scholarly rules of dinosaurs that can sometimes talk but also not really but also yes definitely, among other curious details. But most importantly, the Brothers bond over their mutual hatred of a movie with so many dinosaurs that... doesn't really care about dinosaurs.

Your homework: Babylon A.D. (2008)

Extra Credit: Children of Men (2006)

If you want to reach us, send an email to [email protected] and we'll almost definitely read it on the show.

Good Evening.

Saddle on up to the bar, grab a stool, and smash it over your friend's head because the Evening Brothers are discussing Roadhouse (1989).

It's gonna get rowdy, it's gonna get weird, and most importantly... it's gonna get Swayze.

Your homework: Dinotopia (2002)

Thanks for listening! If you have a second, please rate our show (maybe 5 stars if you're feeling extra generous?) and don't forget you can email into the pod at [email protected]

We will almost definitely read it out on the show.

Good Evening.

Not joking, between recording this episode and Brother Lincoln finishing the edit, I wholly forgot that I had seen this particular film. Just to be clear, that is not a diss on my Brother. It's a diss on either the film or myself, I'll let you take your pick.

The film discussed this episode is "Stealth", directed by Rob Cohen, starring Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel, and Jamie Foxx. And boy howdy is it... actually pretty fun! Problematic as all get-out, but fun!

Your homework: Road House (1989)

Don't forget, you are 99.999% guaranteed to be featured on the show if you send us an email at [email protected]

Good evening.

Grab the hand of the person to your left and right. Join together as one large group of Garfield appreciators. Become a family of Lasagnanaires.

This evening, the Brothers discuss the canonical truths of the world of Garfield, John, and sweet sweet little Odie. He's such a good boy.

Your homework: Stealth (2005)

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The ol' ZS has done it again, folks. And by "done it again" I mean underwhelmed us with sci-fi ripoffs.

It's about time to story of... Ares? Artelus? Martinelli? uhhh... It's about time the story of the Scargiver on Fire was told, and the only person brave enough to do it is Zach. We should all be grateful.

Your homework: Garfield A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)

Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, hate mail, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]