Happy new year Rats. This week Jake and Fisher are joined by Harry to discuss everything from body modification to who exactly was on that island. Thanks so much for tuning in, the increased support over the last few episodes hasn’t gone unnoticed and we’re excited to continue on into 2024. VIDEO STARTS NEXT WEEK!!!

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Our final episode of 2023! Thanks for your patience hanging in with us this year, we’ve had a blast making the show and can’t wait to take it to the next level in the coming months. This week Jake recounts his life changing trip to Star Wars land, Fisher explores why they hate everything that’s popular, and we create the definitive Kansas City Chiefs Swifty anthem. We’ll be keeping an eye on the mail for our invite to The Grammys. 

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The Rats strike back. Apologies for the long delay, we’ve been in a protected land war with 2 Bears, 1 Cave for control of the animal podcast market share. This week we’re taking on the burning questions from one of the burning garbage parts of the internet. Strap in for some truly braindead content. 

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We’re back baby, and Fisher is full of ideas on how to improve air travel after her recent flying experience. Jake had a close encounter with a famous ranch related comic, we talk about Channel 5’s return, and admire the creative genius of the man, the myth, the legend, Steven Seagal.  

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I hate to say it, but I think Chris Christie would come out on top if the Republican primary selected their candidate WWE style. This week Fisher and Harry are joined by local metal head Zoey to discuss music, the public education system, The Comedy Mothership, and more. Jake is away but will return in glory next week. 

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Cohost: Harrison Reese - @chmpainsocialst | champagnesocialism_

Guest: Zoey Zarate - @deathxnoise | @dexthwitch | @whyt3_r4bb1t

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Sorry for missing last week's upload, Fisher’s computer committed die and is just now back to working. This week Jake and Fish discuss the ethics of stealing, why museums suck ass, serial killers and much more. 

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If you like State Farm, Jake hates your guts. This week we’re joined by the legend Max Perkins as we discuss Formula 1, Fisher’s hate for useless holidays, and Jake’s desire for a trad wife sex robot. Lot’s of Jesus talk on this one, we actually stop doing bits for a second. Stick around till the end to get caught up on The Leader of the Free World’s sex life. 

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This week we’re joined by internet celebrity and known Twitter fiend Crab Smoking a Joint to discuss Lauren Boebert’s hot date at the Beetlejuice musical, the state of Twitter, why the right cares about gender so much. Fisher exposes her absolute lack of knowledge on who celebrities are, Jake gives his top 5 list of ways to die, and Harry talks sewer issues. It’s a banger, get in here. 

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God dammit, WE FORGOT ABOUT 9/11! This week Jake and Fish are joined by Harry to celebrate our nation's funniest Holiday. Taylor Swift anthems, holograms, classic memes, and a whole lot more, what’s not to like!? All that and; the history of Veggie Tales, a debate about airplane mode, when’s too soon to joke about a tragedy, and a deep dive into the delicate balance between Comedy, Irony, and Absurdism. This episode is pure jet fuel, prepare to have your brain melted.

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It’s Jake’s Birthday! Please join us in celebration by gang stalking him. This week it's just Fish and Jake and we’re up to no good. We’ve got hot takes on The Office, Scrabble, Civility in Politics, Gambling and much more. I put an Air Tag on Jake and will be releasing the tracking data soon, stay tuned.  

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