Dude, summer sucks. Can I please go where it's autumn 24/7?  Jeez!!!  In the very first episode of Mouse Rants' #ShutDownTheSummer, Jerry and Simone discuss the 2009/2010 short-lived summer series, Summer Nightastic, and since this is a show about how much summer blows, we might as well talk about something else that blows....Disneyland.  That's right, we'll be discussing Summer Nightastic in Disneyland AND Walt Disney World... But first another episode of Skids & Simone Sample Stuff (this time from multiple countries!) and a couple other surprises thrown into the mix.  It's an all-out shutdown of the summer in this week's episode of Mouse Rants. 

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In this musical episode, Jerry & Simone go through the lyrics in the new version of Aladdin and try to figure out why they changed what they changed.  Also, they torture themselves with the WORST Disney cover album ever made...and try to figure out why ANYONE would want to listen to this rich chick's music....In addition, Jerry shows Simone the autotuned mess that is DCappella and they listen to some of the worst garbage...ever...this ain't no Voices of Liberty people...And of course, by contractual obligation...the new Spokesy song is out, so strap in.  It's musicfilled madness in this week's episode, so you're not gonna wanna miss it...or maybe you will, who knows. #ShutDownMouseRants

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This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the Extra, Extra Magic Hours and all of its pros and cons.

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This week, Simone is on fire with another classic idea and she does not disappoint.  With the slow dismantling of IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth, Jerry & Simone create their own nighttime entertainment spectaculars for each park.  But before that we discuss the upcoming merch and snacks at MGM Studios' 30th Anniversary as well as some new food items.

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This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen.  You'll feel like you're watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together.  Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us for the intro, as she regales us all with an unbelievably tragic and hysterical story you won't want to miss.

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In this week's episode, Jerry & Simone discuss the DCOM that gave the middle finger to a beloved animated series, Kim Possible (2019).  From character bastardization to just ignoring the canon, listen along as your hosts go over just how painful it was to watch.  Also, before we get to that it DisBoards and FB group tiiiiimee!!!  All this and more in the CHEESEiest (get it?  rufus? cheese? ah, nevermind) episode of Mouse Rants yet!

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This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more.  Also an update on political correctness vs. Disney and why people need to calm the hell down!!!!  All this and much much more on tonight's most non-sexy version of Disney After Dar....I mean Mouse Rants...Mouse Rants....

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This week, Jerry and Simone watch the 1995 Italian Smash Hit TV Series that no one has heard of, Simba The King Lion.  Watch as they determine just HOW MANY FRANCHISES Mondo can rip off in just 25 minutes!!  Also, they talk about their trip to the Mickey Mouse Museum in NYC and spend waaaaayyyy too much time on an 80 second video by Simone's number one Disney Rapper, Spokesy!   All this and more on this week's most originally ripped off episode of Mouse Rants!

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This week, Jerry & Simone bring you an episode they were going to record in 2016...but, ya know, new and improved!  Listen in as they spew all their unpopular opinions and give a big finger to those who feel like challenging them.  From Mickey Premium Bars to Solo, this episode is full of things to make you cry like a little bitch.  But before that, your leaders check out the new trend in colors as well as read from your favorite idiots over at the DisBoards.  All this and much more on the most in your face episode of Mouse Rants yet!

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