It's that time again!  Jerry and Simone sift through some of the cringiest, poorly written, douche chilling Disney parodies on YouTube, but this time revolving around.....YOU GUESSED IT - COVID-19!!  That's right!  Come with us as we judge those trying their first shot at comedy on a virus that is killing 10s of thousands of people!  They COULD just leave the cringe to the professionals, but instead, let's see how they fare!  You ready?!

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This week, Jerry & Simone take a journey through new CEO Bob Chapek's career to find out what exactly led to the new destruction of World Showcase, and why so many live entertainers continue to lose their jobs, which guests are slowly, but surely finding nothing to do in Epcot.  It's the sequel you have all been waiting for!  Plus, a douchey encounter with a vlogger we all know well and Disney security.  All this and more on today's most applause-laden episode of Mouse Rants.

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This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Clerks (just a little late, but so what) as they listen to a bunch of horrible and idiotic movie podcasts that bash the film with points that only people who don't understand film, comedy or life in general would make.  Come join in and laugh at these outrageously dumb shows with us...but not before we comment on the new Spokesy video....YUP!!!  Another one!  All this and more on this week's most sex positive episode of Mouse Rants! 

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This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star HOTEL reviews, this time around, starting with Animal Kingdom Lodge.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this rere-stupidhead-episode of Mouse Rants.

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This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate Pulp Fiction's 25th anniversary (a little bit late, but so what?) by using an old friend, Radio War!  That's right, we listen to a bunch of idiots who hate this celebrated, iconic work of art and find out just what the hell is wrong with them!  Also, we get lost in a 1994 loop for a bit, but is that really a bad thing?  Find out on this week's most independently released episode of Mouse Rants.

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We're back ya lousy Degenerates!  After a well-needed break, Jerry and Simone are back in full force, checking out and vomiting internally from some new terrible music videos that have popped up since we went on our little mini-vacation.  And let me tell you...it ain't gonna be easy today.  Also, we talk a bit about the dumb decisions Disney Plus has made and MORE on tonight's most broey episode of Mouse Rants.

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