Mouse Rants

By Jerry Skids

Society & Culture TV & Film Comedy Places & Travel

What's Mouse Rants about?

An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.

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Mouse Rants episodes:

01.16.2024
Episode 204 - Caviar and Drive-Bys (SwooZie Still Lyin)
This week, Jerry watches through the last of SwooZie's lie videos and tries to figure out why exactly this man needs people to believe his ridiculous tales. This time, the lying silly man is hell bent on proving how much...
01.05.2024
Episode 203 - Singing the Blues Is Too Mean (Really Bad Popular Opinions About The Simpsons) (Part 2)
Continuing last week's episode Jerry talks about the pointless hatred of the amazing novelty album, The Simpsons Sing The Blues, the episode people "claim" ruined The Simpsons (Principal and the Pauper) and the opinions of some whiny d*bag named LS...
12.28.2023
Episode 202: You Don’t Make Friends With Salad (Really Bad Popular Opinions About The Simpsons) (Part 1)
In today's episode, Jerry, aggravated about some really bad and strangely popular mainstream takes on The Simpsons, decided to come here and discuss them with all of you. In the first part of this series, Jerry listens to one of...
06.19.2023
Episode 201: The Truth About The Galactic Starcruiser
In today's episode, (and yes, you're seeing 201 before you're seeing 200. Shush, it's my show) Jerry talks all about his voyage on The Galactic Starcruiser. From the phenomenal to the meh (but let's be honest, MOSTLY phenomenal), no stone...
03.22.2023
Episode 199 - RIP Splash Mountain
This week, Jerry says goodbye (once and for all) to the beloved Splash Mountain. Reliving the final day, commenting on some really bad takes (and let me tell you, I found one of the biggest idiots I've stumbled upon yet),...
02.08.2023
Episode 198 - Fan-Freakin’-Tasmic!
This week, Jerry reviews both new Fantasmic! shows in Disneyland and Walt Disney World. Find out what shreds and what's just been ripped to shreds... but before that, let's check out this new press release on Tiana's Bayou Adventure... and...
01.31.2023
Episode 197: Cut Shows Are a Speck of Bland Emotion
This week, Jerry is welcomed back from WDW by all of you (thank you!) as he unloads the burdens of the absolute pain and loss of ANY SUBSTANCE in the shows post-post-pandemic. Come marvel at disturbingly devastating changes that were...
01.10.2023
Episode 196: The Frugality of the Starving Elite
In this episode, Jerry spins the podcast dial and lands on a show that is everything wrong with Disney podcasts today. Find out what THEY think is the worst "advice" (and I use that term EXTREMELY lightly) about Walt Disney...
01.03.2023
Episode 195: The Destruction of WDW
Welcome Back Degenerates and Degenerettes! Jerry is back with a brand new episode, as we start 2023 with a brand old coat of paint. Find out where the show has been all this time and why Jerry gave the finger...
12.22.2020
Episode 194: Only Hipsters Eat At Grand Avenue (and the rest of the worldly cuisines)
This week, Jerry & Simone finish the discussion of cuisines represented in Walt Disney World (this time without the annoying Alexa). And to tie in with the conclusion of our food episode, we also review that amazingly awful Mario Lopez...
11.26.2020
Episode 192: Alexa, What Cuisines Are Not Represented In Walt Disney World?
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the cultural representation of different cuisines in Walt Disney World. Of course, jumping off the rails, constantly we had to make this Part 1. So join us to discuss what kind of food we'd...
11.14.2020
Episode 191: The Dis NEVER wants the Pandemic to END
Welcome back Degenerates and Degenerettes! After a much needed hiatus, Jerry & Simone are back to discuss a clickbaity cringe article about how Disney is apparently better when people are in misery. Join us as we return to the world...
07.20.2020
Episode 190: Even Mickey Is Enamored By Roger Rabbit
This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at MGM Studio's Hollywood's Pretty Woman stage show in the Theatre of the Stars. Find out exactly how similar the stage show is to the movie the title is based on...
06.30.2020
Episode 189: 90% Crap, 10% Pink Slime
This week, to finish off the trilogy of regrets, special guests Ross & Jess Upset from Upset In Disney join Jerry & Simone to look back at some of the best Disney podcasts and figure out what makes bad podcasts...
06.11.2020
Episode 188: March Badness UNCUT & Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast Outtakes
In this episode, Jerry & Simone share the entire uncut version of March Badness that sadly had to be edited down to fit with the timing and style of Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast. But before that, we share some outtakes...
06.11.2020
Episode 187: Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast
This week, Jerry & Simone ponder what it would be like if they followed suit and took on unoriginal and generic topics that many podcasts spew out on a weekly basis. With the help of special guests, DGribbs and his...
05.07.2020
Episode 186: Dreamfuckers II: It's Not A Job
This week, Jerry and Simone check out yet another YouTube documentary about Disney Vloggers. As if one weren't enough... But the big question is....is this one worse? Find out tonight as we wade through the pool of self-indulgence and misdirection. -...
04.23.2020
Episode 185: Liars & Monkey Chunks - The Food Game
This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest, Jillian the Travel Agent play a brand new game combining One Star Reviews, Bad Food Porn and Trivia. But before that, we all have to discuss the pure awful-ness of the Disney Family...
04.13.2020
Episode 184: Whores! Whores! Whores! Beetlejuice Sets a Night Trap!
This week, Jerry and Simone sit down to watch one of the most bizarre Disney specials of all time, Kraft Salutes Walt Disney World's 10th Anniversary Presented by Kraft (yes, they namedrop themselves TWICE in the title alone). You're in...
04.02.2020
Episode 183: Rhyming Is Easy
It's that time again! Jerry and Simone sift through some of the cringiest, poorly written, douche chilling Disney parodies on YouTube, but this time revolving around.....YOU GUESSED IT - COVID-19!! That's right! Come with us as we judge those trying...
03.23.2020
Episode 182: The Destruction of World Showcase Part 2 (the Bobby Chapek Story)
This week, Jerry & Simone take a journey through new CEO Bob Chapek's career to find out what exactly led to the new destruction of World Showcase, and why so many live entertainers continue to lose their jobs, which guests...
03.10.2020
Episode 181: William The Idiot's Work Ethic
This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Clerks (just a little late, but so what) as they listen to a bunch of horrible and idiotic movie podcasts that bash the film with points that only people who...
02.11.2020
Episode 180 - The Worst of One Star Hotel Reviews - Animal Kingdom Lodge
This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star HOTEL reviews, this time around, starting with Animal Kingdom Lodge. Join in as we meet some of the most...
02.05.2020
Episode 179: Pulp Fiction Is All Just Acting & Writing
This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate Pulp Fiction's 25th anniversary (a little bit late, but so what?) by using an old friend, Radio War! That's right, we listen to a bunch of idiots who hate this celebrated, iconic work of...
01.28.2020
Episode 178: Oh Boy! You Didn't Even Try
We're back ya lousy Degenerates! After a well-needed break, Jerry and Simone are back in full force, checking out and vomiting internally from some new terrible music videos that have popped up since we went on our little mini-vacation. And...
01.28.2020
WE HAVE A NEW FEED
WE HAVE A NEW FEED!!!! Copy and paste https://mouserants.podbean.com/feed.xml into your favorite podcast app or search Mouse Rants. It may take a few days for it to show up in the search. download (right click, save as...) See ya in the...
01.27.2020
Episode 112: Snark Rants Snarks The Snarkiest Snarks They've Ever Snarked
This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest Lea are forced to take a look at the most douchetastic group of pixie dusters on Facebook. Come join in the fun as we read cringeworthy posts that prove these self-proclaimed badasses are nothing...
01.27.2020
Episode 164: the fattest dreamer
This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen. You'll feel like you're watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together. Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us...
01.26.2020
Episode 178: Oh Boy! You Didn't Even Try
We're back ya lousy Degenerates! After a well-needed break, Jerry and Simone are back in full force, checking out and vomiting internally from some new terrible music videos that have popped up since we went on our little mini-vacation. And...
11.15.2019
Episode 164: the fattest dreamer
This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen. You'll feel like you're watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together. Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us...
11.05.2019
Episode 177 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 2)
This week, Jerry & Simone bring Jillian The Travel Agent back on to complete their conversations of their most recent trip. This week they tackle the final IllumiNations, the Epcot Experience, Garden Grove, the most poorly thought out game in...
10.26.2019
Episode 176 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 1)
Back from their vacations, Jerry & Simone bring on Jillian The Travel Agent to talk about Epcot Forever, Smugglers Run, the Skyliner and many many more utter tragedies they experienced in a new trip report game Jerry came up with...
09.23.2019
Episode 175: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 2)
In Part 2 of our 5th Anniversary Show, Spokesy takes Jerry and Simone to replay events of their lives (as well as his) in attempts to show them why not caring is much better than worrying about what the people...
09.17.2019
Episode 174: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 1)
It's our 5th Anniversary, yay... - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected] - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content,...
09.02.2019
Episode 173: AHHHH NOOOOO! BEAAHHHS!
As #ShutDownTheSummer comes to a close, Jerry & Simone write a brand new movie right before your eyes...ears...whatever. It's about time they made a sequel to The Country Bears film and we're just the ones to create it. Listen in...
08.14.2019
Episode 172: Even Disney Channel Knows That Summer Sucks
This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch 4 summer related Disney Channel shows. From The Suite Life of Zack & Cody to Miles From Tomorrowland, join them in as they find out just how much Disney Channel shows...
07.29.2019
Episode 171 - Sahmer BITEtastic!
This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss summer foods at WDW. From ice cream to funnel cake to foods with the word summer in them, we go through it all! I don't have anything else interesting to say...
07.22.2019
Episode 170: Don’t S*#t Where You Eat
This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss the age old topic, Picnics at Walt Disney World!!! Yeah....that topic you NEVER STOP HEARING ABOUT!!! We read two horrendous articles explaining where awful people set up picnics and ruin everyone...
07.08.2019
Episode 169: Camp Plothole
This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch the DCOM classic, Camp Rock. Watch along with no pauses while your Degenerate Leaders deal with bad acting, autotuned singing and plotholes galore and share it with all of you. Also...
07.02.2019
Episode 168: Shut Down The Summer Nightastic
Dude, summer sucks. Can I please go where it's autumn 24/7? Jeez!!! In the very first episode of Mouse Rants' #ShutDownTheSummer, Jerry and Simone discuss the 2009/2010 short-lived summer series, Summer Nightastic, and since this is a show about how...
06.01.2019
Episode 167: FOR REAL?! WHAT?!
In this musical episode, Jerry & Simone go through the lyrics in the new version of Aladdin and try to figure out why they changed what they changed. Also, they torture themselves with the WORST Disney cover album ever made...and...
05.15.2019
Episode 166: Mouse Mouse Rants
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the Extra, Extra Magic Hours and all of its pros and cons. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected] - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes....
04.22.2019
Episode 165: Hooves All Up In The Air!
This week, Simone is on fire with another classic idea and she does not disappoint. With the slow dismantling of IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth, Jerry & Simone create their own nighttime entertainment spectaculars for each park. But before that we...
04.07.2019
Episode 164: the fattest dreamer
This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen. You'll feel like you're watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together. Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us...
04.02.2019
Episode 163: You’ll Never Guess What We Do With This Magic Band
This week, Jerry and Simone sit down for a two on one discussion with one of their most infamous rivals. So put on your laughing hats and get ready for the most heated debate you've heard on Mouse Rants yet. ...
03.16.2019
Episode 162: Call Me, Beep Me, If You Want Girl Marie
In this week's episode, Jerry & Simone discuss the DCOM that gave the middle finger to a beloved animated series, Kim Possible (2019). From character bastardization to just ignoring the canon, listen along as your hosts go over just how painful...
02.12.2019
Episode 161: Nickel & Doomed 2 - Still Doomed
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more. ...
01.29.2019
Episode 160: The Ripoff of the Ripoff
This week, Jerry and Simone watch the 1995 Italian Smash Hit TV Series that no one has heard of, Simba The King Lion. Watch as they determine just HOW MANY FRANCHISES Mondo can rip off in just 25 minutes!! Also,...
01.14.2019
Episode 159: Butt Caramel and other unpopular opinions
This week, Jerry & Simone bring you an episode they were going to record in 2016...but, ya know, new and improved! Listen in as they spew all their unpopular opinions and give a big finger to those who feel like...
01.08.2019
Episode 158: Reality Bites
This week, Jerry introduces the Mouse Rants WDWCP Show: Spring 2019 and watches each contestants video! Details to come! Please watch the Mouse Rants Facebook Group for more information about the point system. If you would like to participate in...

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Mouse Rants episodes:

Episode 204 - Caviar and Drive-Bys (SwooZie Still Lyin)

Episode 203 - Singing the Blues Is Too Mean (Really Bad Popular Opinions About The Simpsons) (Part 2)

Episode 202: You Don’t Make Friends With Salad (Really Bad Popular Opinions About The Simpsons) (Part 1)

Episode 201: The Truth About The Galactic Starcruiser

Episode 199 - RIP Splash Mountain

Episode 198 - Fan-Freakin’-Tasmic!

Episode 197: Cut Shows Are a Speck of Bland Emotion

Episode 196: The Frugality of the Starving Elite

Episode 195: The Destruction of WDW

Episode 194: Only Hipsters Eat At Grand Avenue (and the rest of the worldly cuisines)

Episode 192: Alexa, What Cuisines Are Not Represented In Walt Disney World?

Episode 191: The Dis NEVER wants the Pandemic to END

Episode 190: Even Mickey Is Enamored By Roger Rabbit

Episode 189: 90% Crap, 10% Pink Slime

Episode 188: March Badness UNCUT & Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast Outtakes

Episode 187: Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast

Episode 186: Dreamfuckers II: It's Not A Job

Episode 185: Liars & Monkey Chunks - The Food Game

Episode 184: Whores! Whores! Whores! Beetlejuice Sets a Night Trap!

Episode 183: Rhyming Is Easy

Episode 182: The Destruction of World Showcase Part 2 (the Bobby Chapek Story)

Episode 181: William The Idiot's Work Ethic

Episode 180 - The Worst of One Star Hotel Reviews - Animal Kingdom Lodge

Episode 179: Pulp Fiction Is All Just Acting & Writing

Episode 178: Oh Boy! You Didn't Even Try

WE HAVE A NEW FEED

Episode 112: Snark Rants Snarks The Snarkiest Snarks They've Ever Snarked

Episode 164: the fattest dreamer

Episode 178: Oh Boy! You Didn't Even Try

Episode 164: the fattest dreamer

Episode 177 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 2)

Episode 176 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 1)

Episode 175: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 2)

Episode 174: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 1)

Episode 173: AHHHH NOOOOO! BEAAHHHS!

Episode 172: Even Disney Channel Knows That Summer Sucks

Episode 171 - Sahmer BITEtastic!

Episode 170: Don’t S*#t Where You Eat

Episode 169: Camp Plothole

Episode 168: Shut Down The Summer Nightastic

Episode 167: FOR REAL?! WHAT?!

Episode 166: Mouse Mouse Rants

Episode 165: Hooves All Up In The Air!

Episode 164: the fattest dreamer

Episode 163: You’ll Never Guess What We Do With This Magic Band

Episode 162: Call Me, Beep Me, If You Want Girl Marie

Episode 161: Nickel & Doomed 2 - Still Doomed

Episode 160: The Ripoff of the Ripoff

Episode 159: Butt Caramel and other unpopular opinions

Episode 158: Reality Bites