This week, Jerry watches through the last of SwooZie's lie videos and tries to figure out why exactly this man needs people to believe his ridiculous tales.  This time, the lying silly man is hell bent on proving how much street cred he has and seems much angrier than the first couple times around.  So let's all debunk all the untruths and find out exactly how many times they ask you to take a math test in a job interview... on this week's eye-rollingly gangsta episode of Mouse Rants.

Continuing last week's episode Jerry talks about the pointless hatred of the amazing novelty album, The Simpsons Sing The Blues, the episode people "claim" ruined The Simpsons (Principal and the Pauper) and the opinions of some whiny d*bag named LS Mark who thinks if a character is too mean, the episode is terrible. Guess LS Mark thinks this episode is ATROCIOUS!  All this and probably some more on the thrilling continuation of Really Bad Popular Opinions About The Simpsons.

In today's episode, Jerry, aggravated about some really bad and strangely popular mainstream takes on The Simpsons, decided to come here and discuss them with all of you.  In the first part of this series, Jerry listens to one of the most pathetic Simpsons podcasts out there and breaks down some of their worst opinions and bad takes, all while trying to keep his composure.  But FIRST, what happened at that last D23?  I dunno, I was half paying attention - let's find out together.

In today's episode, (and yes, you're seeing 201 before you're seeing 200. Shush, it's my show) Jerry talks all about his voyage on The Galactic Starcruiser.  From the phenomenal to the meh (but let's be honest, MOSTLY phenomenal), no stone is left unturned. SPOILERS for anyone going on the Halcyon before September. This episode is contains deep dives into the story and events after the first 45 mins or so. You've been warned!! So come join Jerry... I mean Dexx... on a cruise through the Galaxy and find out what this beast is really all about! 

Ending Song: One Galaxy (originally by Sandro and Quannii, covered by our friends at New Fangled Trolleys)

This week, Jerry says goodbye (once and for all) to the beloved Splash Mountain.  Reliving the final day, commenting on some really bad takes (and let me tell you, I found one of the biggest idiots I've stumbled upon yet), taking one last splash through and much much more (including watching Caveman Chris get trespassed) this will be a very bittersweet trip, but a necessary one.  Later Br'er Rabbit and pals.  You will be missed.

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This week, Jerry reviews both new Fantasmic! shows in Disneyland and Walt Disney World.  Find out what shreds and what's just been ripped to shreds...  but before that, let's check out this new press release on Tiana's Bayou Adventure... and don't think those Disboard and Facebook groups are getting away that easily.  Mysteries and magic, visions fantastic leading to this strange and wondrous episode of Mouse Rants!

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This week, Jerry is welcomed back from WDW by all of you (thank you!) as he unloads the burdens of the absolute pain and loss of ANY SUBSTANCE in the shows post-post-pandemic.   Come marvel at disturbingly devastating changes that were made for no particular reason whatsoever in Finding Nemo: The Musical.  Oooh and ahhhh, at the lifelessness of Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Show Spectacular.  And don't forget about the horrifying mediocrity that are the two new fireworks shows.  Listen in as Jerry relives both Enchantment and Harmonious, remembering every single reason why the parks are becoming completely devoid of emotion.  But before that, a short story about one of the rudest Cast Members he has come across in a while.  All this and more in this week's most erratic episode of Mouse Rants!

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In this episode, Jerry spins the podcast dial and lands on a show that is everything wrong with Disney podcasts today.  Find out what THEY think is the worst "advice" (and I use that term EXTREMELY lightly) about Walt Disney World and how their elitist attitudes cause them to fall completely off the rails into lies and deceit.  All that and...nope that's about it...All that on today's Mouse Rants Programme.

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Welcome Back Degenerates and Degenerettes!  Jerry is back with a brand new episode, as we start 2023 with a brand old coat of paint.  Find out where the show has been all this time and why Jerry gave the finger to Walt Disney World and turned his back on that cesspool for two years.  Go through all the things wrong with the parks right now and help reboot the series as we start from where we left off in this bonechillingly belated episode of Mouse Rants!!!  

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This week, Jerry & Simone finish the discussion of cuisines represented in Walt Disney World (this time without the annoying Alexa).  And to tie in with the conclusion of our food episode, we also review that amazingly awful Mario Lopez KFC movie on Lifetime, Recipe For Seduction.  So join us as we find out what foods are represented TOO MUCH (and not well) and what needs to change to avoid that stale, un-caring, chicken nuggets and fries from remaining a staple in WDW cuisine.

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