Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

This week, Jerry is doing the responsible podcast thing and helping a first-timer plan her trip to Walt Disney World!!!  With the help of Jillian the Travel Agent, they answer all of special co-host Heather's questions and help/scare/warn her of what she is about to experience!  Did they do a good job or should they just stick to what they knowwwww oh oh oh, stick to the status quo? Dunno, but I have a feeling Jerry is just gonna do what he wants. Anyway, how are YOU doing?  Uh huh...uh huh.  oh yeah?  Awesome!!! Welp, I gotta go, but enjoy the episode!!!

This week, Jerry and Jillian the Travel Agent watch the D23 Parks Panel who tries to play on nostalgia with the whole Horizons thing..but we are way too smart to fall for your BS, D23... Watch along as we encounter people who clearly don't want to be there, introductions to introductions, lots and lots of sitting and LITERALLY everything else in the world...LITERALLY.  Lets see exactly how much (little) the parks have in store for us the next two years and just how D'Amaroey NPH is.  Find out now on this week's episode of the Mouse Rants Programme.

This week, Jerry puts on his special halo and hangs the Degenerate title up in the closet for the week with his patches and pins and has a with owner and voice of Disney Food Blog, and self-proclaimed Disney Adult and author of the book by the same name, FREAKIN' AJ Wolfe!!!!!   Listen in as they have an honest conversation about what makes a Disney Adult and what doesn't.  Can AJ change Jerry's mind?  I DUNNO!!! LISTEN AND FIND OUT!!!!  

Find AJ at: https://www.disneyfoodblog.com/

Buy your signed copy of Disney Adults: Exploring (And Falling In Love With) A Magical Subculture here: https://dfbstore.com/products/disney-adults-book?srsltid=AfmBOooPUFUeeWKZ_CAnli-gy-zJ6i1dMRsoKMfWK9vW0G7iZee7_5jW

This week, Jerry watches and reviews a short documentary about the College Program to see whether it is accurate or complete lies... What he found was something else.  That's how they do loglines and stuff right?  Come join in the fun and listen to a bunch of people who don't understand what the word "internship" means complain about working!  YAYY!!!  Also we start off with some guy who just wants to be a douche to cast members for no reason.   All this and more TONIGHT on Mouse Rants.

This week on Mouse Rants, Jerry plays a brand new game which ends in a series of meltdowns.  How long can he last before he has to shut off YOUR Disney podcast?  I don’t know.  Listen to the show and you’ll find out.  Also he talks about the Live Action Moana and how pointless live action versions are becoming.  How many people rely on AI to make podcasts?  Find out tonight on the most artificial, but somewhat intelligent episode of Mouse Rants.

WARNING: This show is for entertainment and comedic purposes only.  Don't cry about it, it's all just jokes!! Instead, come hang out on an episode!!!!  <3 

Jerry gives his opinions and predictions on the new salesman…I mean CEO of Walt Disney World.  Through D’Amaro’s lengthy history with the company along with current changes to DAS, parking, Multipass and signature experiences, let us all find out together whether we are headed towards a bright future or if “nothing you wear is more important than your smile.”  Come join in on the fun!

On this week’s episode, Jillian the Travel Agent has bad news to share with us all, as we discuss the destruction of some of the final spokes of history and tell the lemmings who can’t help but repeat the same old museum rhetoric to shut their pie holes. Jerry also has some DisBoards nonsense to roll our proverbial eyes at, including some stuff about movie etiquette, bad takes and people who believe Disney should charge us for things that used to be free. Also there’s this whole map thing Jillian shared for the new Magic of Disney Animation from WDWNT:

https://r2-media.wdwnt.com/2026/05/WDWNTOUAS.jpg ←- CLICK ON THAT HERE!

Jerry invites on Tom Lazan to discuss his recent trip to Walt Disney World and the massive video he put together.  If you like hearing Jerry not shutting the hell up, this is the episode for you.  (Also, Spotify keeps taking down episodes, so there will sadly be some changes so people can actually LISTEN to the episodes - you'll see).

You can find Tom's WDW video as well as many videos about Final Fantasy, Kirby and much more on his channel at: https://www.youtube.com/@TomLazan

or more specifically here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDTPwgWE_hY

In today’s episode, Jerry and a very special guestb discuss restaurants, snacksb and drinks from in Universalb Studios in the lastb episode of the Universalb series.  From the worstb of the worst to the creme de la cremeb - was there any good creme?  I forget now.  Oh well, listen to the episode andb you will find out!!!  Also some RNRC discussionb and other things on the most surprise-filled episode of Mouse Rantsb to date!  Maybe I should retire the overly hyped last line thing.  It’s getting old at this point.  

In today’s episode, Jerry and a very special guestb discuss restaurants, snacksb and drinks from in Universalb Studios in the lastb episode of the Universalb series.  From the worstb of the worst to the creme de la cremeb - was there any good creme?  I forget now.  Oh well, listen to the episode andb you will find out!!!  Also some RNRC discussionb and other things on the most surprise-filled episode of Mouse Rantsb to date!  Maybe I should retire the overly hyped last line thing.  It’s getting old at this point.