Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star HOTEL reviews, this time around, starting with Animal Kingdom Lodge.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this rere-stupidhead-episode of Mouse Rants.

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This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate Pulp Fiction's 25th anniversary (a little bit late, but so what?) by using an old friend, Radio War!  That's right, we listen to a bunch of idiots who hate this celebrated, iconic work of art and find out just what the hell is wrong with them!  Also, we get lost in a 1994 loop for a bit, but is that really a bad thing?  Find out on this week's most independently released episode of Mouse Rants.

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We're back ya lousy Degenerates!  After a well-needed break, Jerry and Simone are back in full force, checking out and vomiting internally from some new terrible music videos that have popped up since we went on our little mini-vacation.  And let me tell you...it ain't gonna be easy today.  Also, we talk a bit about the dumb decisions Disney Plus has made and MORE on tonight's most broey episode of Mouse Rants.

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This week, Jerry & Simone bring Jillian The Travel Agent back on to complete their conversations of their most recent trip.  This week they tackle the final IllumiNations, the Epcot Experience, Garden Grove, the most poorly thought out game in the history of games and much much more in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording last week.  Take a  trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it stings in the worst of ways.  All of that and more in Part 2 of Mouse Rants' Trip Randomizer.

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Back from their vacations, Jerry & Simone bring on Jillian The Travel Agent to talk about Epcot Forever, Smugglers Run, the Skyliner and many many more utter tragedies they experienced in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording.  Take a  trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it stings in the worst of ways.  All of that and more in Part 1 of Mouse Rants' Trip Randomizer.

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