Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at MGM Studio's Hollywood's Pretty Woman stage show in the Theatre of the Stars.  Find out exactly how similar the stage show is to the movie the title is based on and if Roger and Julia Roberts are such similar creatures (They both screw people for money).  Mickey, Goofy, Roger, Michael Minelli, JK, No Face, and many more huge celebrities star in this 1991 stage show, so check it out!!!  

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, [email protected] will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is. 

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, to finish off the trilogy of regrets, special guests Ross & Jess Upset from Upset In Disney join Jerry & Simone to look back at some of the best Disney podcasts and figure out what makes bad podcasts bad, how to find your own original voice and just what the hell is going on with Chicken Nugget and crew?  Join us in this companion piece and figure out for yourself just what exactly you've been listening to on a daily basis (read the title for the answer) 

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, [email protected] will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is. 

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

In this episode, Jerry & Simone share the entire uncut version of March Badness that sadly had to be edited down to fit with the timing and style of Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast. But before that, we share some outtakes and bloopers from Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast with generic copyright free music.  

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, [email protected] will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is. 

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone ponder what it would be like if they followed suit and took on unoriginal and generic topics that many podcasts spew out on a weekly basis.  With the help of special guests, DGribbs and his lady SGribbs, Jillian the Travel Agent, and Ross & Jess from Upset At Disney, we go through as many pointless topics as possible just to realize why that just isn't us.   So pull up a chair as we invite every Degenerate, Degenerette and Mini-Degenerate to enjoy the Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast.

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, [email protected] will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is. 

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry and Simone check out yet another YouTube documentary about Disney Vloggers.  As if one weren't enough... But the big question is....is this one worse?  Find out tonight as we wade through the pool of self-indulgence and misdirection.

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest, Jillian the Travel Agent play a brand new game combining One Star Reviews, Bad Food Porn and Trivia.  But before that, we all have to discuss the pure awful-ness of the Disney Family Singalong Jamboree Party or whatever the hell it was called. So before someone else steals our idea, come find out who will be crowned the winner, in this most competitive episode of Mouse Rants. 

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, [email protected] will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is. 

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down to watch one of the most bizarre Disney specials of all time, Kraft Salutes Walt Disney World's 10th Anniversary Presented by Kraft (yes, they namedrop themselves TWICE in the title alone).  You're in for a freakin' treat as we actually try to find any relation to Disney, an Anniversary or anything actually special in this...special.  But before all that, yet ANOTHER music video has dropped from the World's Worst Disney Rapper and this time it's his JOB to be as bland as possible.  So cozy up next to us and grab a calculator on this week's most shopperific episode of Mouse Rants!

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, [email protected] will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is. 

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

It's that time again!  Jerry and Simone sift through some of the cringiest, poorly written, douche chilling Disney parodies on YouTube, but this time revolving around.....YOU GUESSED IT - COVID-19!!  That's right!  Come with us as we judge those trying their first shot at comedy on a virus that is killing 10s of thousands of people!  They COULD just leave the cringe to the professionals, but instead, let's see how they fare!  You ready?!

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, [email protected] will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is. 

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone take a journey through new CEO Bob Chapek's career to find out what exactly led to the new destruction of World Showcase, and why so many live entertainers continue to lose their jobs, which guests are slowly, but surely finding nothing to do in Epcot.  It's the sequel you have all been waiting for!  Plus, a douchey encounter with a vlogger we all know well and Disney security.  All this and more on today's most applause-laden episode of Mouse Rants.

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, [email protected] will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is. 

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Clerks (just a little late, but so what) as they listen to a bunch of horrible and idiotic movie podcasts that bash the film with points that only people who don't understand film, comedy or life in general would make.  Come join in and laugh at these outrageously dumb shows with us...but not before we comment on the new Spokesy video....YUP!!!  Another one!  All this and more on this week's most sex positive episode of Mouse Rants! 

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, [email protected] will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is. 

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.