Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

In Part 3 of this 3 part series, Jerry brings Jillian the Travel Agent on one more time to finish off with Epic Universe.  Check out this harrowing finale of the Not Trip Report Universal thingie on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!!    

On Part 2 of this now 3-part series, Jerry and Jillian the Travel Agent continue to figure out who the Universal parks are for...this time with (uch) Islands of Adventure.  From shit team members to shit rides, they talk about why 1930s comic strips, unchanged Marvel lands, 311, 211, 2 Lucky Women, inconvenient robber lockers and a fuckin' psychic belong in the same place as the beautiful and exquisite Seuss Landing, So grab your Moss-Covered, Three-Handled Family Gradunzas and come join us as we look around for ANYTHING you can ride after eating as we hand over yet another episode of Mouse Rants. 

Welcome to 2026, Degenerates and Degenerettes!  This week, Jerry brings on Jillian the Travel Agent to discuss the many attractions and lands in Universal Studios Florida including the ones stolen from MGM, the one that has one thing in it, the one we wish didn't exist, the one that could be better, the one that is prejudiced against adults and so much more!  Stay Tuned Next Week for Part 2, as we haven't even gotten to IOA or Epic Universe yet...so STRAP IN FOLKS we might have a few more weeks to milk out of this teat before we go back to Disney!  So sit down on your bike an relax, you're in for the most... I dunno...oh, let's say....Moe... episode of Mouse Rants.  

Hello Degenerates & Degenerettes!  Happy New Year all!   This week on Mouse Rants, Jerry listens to a bunch of Universal podcasts and…yeah this is familiar…Holy fuck, people, here we go again…  From scripted bullshit to another “Peter Lore” situation to momly energy to the main course, which you won’t want to miss.  Will Jerry finally be so vomnoyed that he ends it all after this absolute abortion of the podcast genre?  Find out now on Mouse Rants’ most wwwwweclome episode.  Can’t wait to keep crawling into your ears in 2026!!!  

Merry Sleevesmas everybody!!!  Happy Chanuksleeves! AAAAND the la la la la.  This week on Mouse Rants., Jerry and Jillian watch The Wonderful World of Disney Holiday Spectacular 2025.  Will it be so bad that we can make an All-Inclusive Hashtag HolidayNotHoliday Spectacular Part 2?  Probably not, but ya NEVER KNOW!!!  So come along and watch Derek Hough magically slide along segmented concrete, accuse adorable characters of stealing food when they weren’t even looking at you, make sure your head doesn’t come off, blame everyone for Not Sierra, and mention the drunk tank on a Disney Channel special.  All this and MORE on the most reading-focused episode of Mouse Rants.  Like the sands in the hourglass, this is the end of 2025.  

This week on Mouse Rants, Jillian the Travel Agent joins Jerry to answer his questions and discuss the differences between Disney and Universal planning.  We also watch a bunch of scripted fake vloggers trying to emulate what real vloggers do to promote Universal….but….not sure they’re doing a great job.  Join in and learn along with Jerry as he decides whether this is a YAY BRANDY or a big mistake.  All this and more on the most and least informational episode of Mouse Rants EVER!!!!!!!

This year...I mean week on Mouse Rants, Jerry begins his series on the difficulties that arise from planning an actual Universal Trip when there is so little information out there, compared to WDW.  Expect to be sidetracked on Nintendo, Disney, and awful podcasts along the way.  What surprises are in store for the future???  You're not gonna find that out here...well, maybe you will, I don't know. I'm honestly not paying attention.  These are show notes right?  Uhhhhh I talked about YouTube too.  But mostly planning for Universal.  Okay, I'm done.  LISTEN TO THE MOST INTROEY EPISODE TO A SERIES OF MOUSE RANTS BESIDES THE SUMMER NIGHTASTIC ONE, MEMBER THAT??? MEMBER?????  Welcome back to Mouse Rants my degenerates and degenerettes!!! I have missed you.

This year...I mean week, Jerry takes a listen to a podcast that's supposedly about the History of Disney Podcasting.  Sounds promising and fun, right?  Well, let's take that clickbait and run with it.  Join in as he tries to keep his eyes from rolling out of his head as he sorts out all the BS and determines just why exactly this episode was even made.  Also a little bit about Multipass and Muppets.  Come and join in on the first RADIO WAR of 2025.

This week, Jerry watches through the last of SwooZie's lie videos and tries to figure out why exactly this man needs people to believe his ridiculous tales.  This time, the lying silly man is hell bent on proving how much street cred he has and seems much angrier than the first couple times around.  So let's all debunk all the untruths and find out exactly how many times they ask you to take a math test in a job interview... on this week's eye-rollingly gangsta episode of Mouse Rants.

Continuing last week's episode Jerry talks about the pointless hatred of the amazing novelty album, The Simpsons Sing The Blues, the episode people "claim" ruined The Simpsons (Principal and the Pauper) and the opinions of some whiny d*bag named LS Mark who thinks if a character is too mean, the episode is terrible. Guess LS Mark thinks this episode is ATROCIOUS!  All this and probably some more on the thrilling continuation of Really Bad Popular Opinions About The Simpsons.