Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

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  • Episode 155 - The Cheesy Poof Who Wrote (Or Stole) A Song

    ORIGINALLY, Mouse Rants wasn't going to have an episode this week, but this awful song was released and promoted and Jerry & Simone HAD to listen to it....and wow, is it an abortion and a half!!!  Join in on the torture as your Degenerate Leaders delve into the Cheesiest of Cheesy Poofs on this week's MINISODE you won't want to miss.


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    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

    44 min
  • Episode 154: Characters Don’t Talk: Volume II
    CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME II
    (a Mouse Rants musical)
    (part 3 of 3)
    (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)

    written and edited by Jerry Skids

    directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids

    Cast


    Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jeffrey Bigwig, Bonzai
    Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica, Violet & Showkeeper
    Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice), Jessica (Singing Voice) & Showkeeper (Singing Voice)
    Corinne Chandler - Belle
    Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
    Susie Queue - Snow White
    Erica DeJulio - Maleficent
    Steve Swanson - Luke
    Tim Realbuto (IndieFest Award Winner) - Aladdin
    Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow
    Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
    Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
    Alexis Monetti - Merch
    Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash/Dash Parr
    Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw
    Josh Taylor - Flynn
    Gary Hall - Gary Hall
    RJ Lucia, Jr. -  Bob Parr, Sad Security Guard
    Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
    Adam Blistein - Guard #2
    Kristi Fredricks - Mackenzie/Rapunzel
    David Caggiano - Shia LeBeouf
    Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
    Jafar - Jafar 


    Songs
     
    Mouse Rants Recap....................................................Jerry Skids, Simone DeMilo, Facilier, Aurora, Aladdin, Cinderella, Maleficent, Rapunzel, 
                                                                                                   Sparrow, Gaston, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Kim, Marvin, Mary, Luke, Snow White, Jessica 
    You'll Be Back In My Arms Someday.........................Facilier, Aurora
    The Screen Door General Store..................................Facilier, Marvin, Maleficent, Snow White, Belle
    Slap The Bitch.............................................................Gaston, Aladdin
    I Need Blood................................................................Aladdin, Jasmine, Facilier, Aurora
    Not One Of Us.............................................................Flynn, Adam, Belle, Charming, Jessica, Marius, Sparrow
    Taste You....................................................................Esmerelda 
    Back Then...................................................................Facilier, Luke, Gaston
    I Know How You Feel.................................................Merch, Violet
    Around The World......................................................Aurora
    Descent To Madness...................................................Luke, Violet
    I Want To See That Smile...........................................Aurora, Belle, Jasmine, Snow White
    The Test Track............................................................Luke, Belle, Snow White, Jasmine, Aurora, Facilier, Maleficent, Sparrow, Eric
    Worship Me.................................................................The Big Bad Boss, Maleficent
    A Twist of Events.........................................................Snow White, Sparrow
    Natural Born Murderer...............................................Jasmine, Aurora, Ensemble
    The Mexican Standoff.................................................Belle, Jessica, Aurora, Maleficent, Jasmine, Marius, Showkeeper, Eric, Sparrow, 
                                                                                                   The Big Bad Boss
    Tarantino Flick............................................................Showkeeper, Violet
    Why Did We Do This Again?.......................................Simone DeMilo, Jerry Skids, Jessica, Marius, Prince Adam, Rapunzel, Esmerelda, Merch, Ron, 
                                                                                                     Kim, Mulan, Bob Parr, Dash Parr, Flynn, Prince Charming, Showkeeper, Gary Hall, Prince 
                                                                                                     Eric, Violet, Luke, Sparrow, Snow White, Jasmine, Jafar, Mary, Marvin, Gaston, Belle, 
                                                                                                     Cinderella, Maleficent, Aladdin, The Big Bad Boss, Facilier, Aurora, Ensemble
    Outtro..........................................................................Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo

    Music by:  Stephen Sondheim, Alan Menken, Frank Wildhorn, Danny Elfman, Marc Shaiman, David Yazbek, Joseph "Kansas Joe" McCoy, Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus, Randy Newman, Duncan Sheik, Michael Friedman, Andrew Lippa, Elton John, Green Day, Serge Gainsbourg, Adam Young and The Lively Ones


    Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids

    All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.


    - See you in ONE WEEK MORE for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 2!!!
    -Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at [email protected]!!!! 
     -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!

    WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

    2 hr 44 min
  • Episode 153: Characters Don’t Talk: Volume I
    CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME I
    (a Mouse Rants musical)
    (Part 2 of 3)
    (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)
    written and edited by Jerry Skids
    directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids

    Cast


    Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jim Hawkins/Strong Bad, Jeffrey Bigwig, Lotus Blossom Employee, Casting #1, 
    Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & Violet
    Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)
    Erica DeJulio - Maleficent/Scarlett
    Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
    Corinne Chandler - Belle
    Steve Swanson - Luke
    Josh Taylor - Flynn
    Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
    Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw, Chicken Little
    Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash
    Kate Smith - Kip
    Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
    Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow/Tom
    Gary Hall - Gary Hall
    Lillian Hui - Mulan's Greeter 
    Susie Queue - Snow White
    Jafar - Jafar 
    RJ Lucia, Jr. - Milo, Casting #2
    Tim Realbuto (IndieFest Award Winner) - Aladdin
    Adam Blistein - Guard #2
    Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
    Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
    Alexis Monetti - Merch
    Sarah Smith - Guest,Cast Member
    Jillian Lassiter  - Casting #3, Lady
    Scott Bee - French Host

    Songs
     
    Second Fanboy Revolution.........................................Luke, Kim, Eric, Charming, Flynn, Ensemble
    The Madness of Cinderella.........................................Cinderella
    Now I've Tasted Blood................................................Facilier
    Aurora Awakens!........................................................Aurora
    True Love....................................................................Gaston, Belle
    I Don't Want Him (In Me)..........................................Belle
    One Last Robbery.......................................................Kim, Ron, Garcon 
    The Blame Game........................................................Mary, Marvin, Flynn, Maleficent, Cinderella
    The Hooded Warrior..................................................Aurora, Mulan
    One Week More..........................................................Gaston, Sparrow, Snow, Aurora, Aladdin, Cinderella, Jessica, Marius, Maleficent, Marvin, Mary, Facilier, Luke, Violet

    Music by:  Michael Friedman, Jason Robert Brown, John Legend, Elton John, Alan Menken, Green Day, Stephen Sondheim, and Claude-Michel Schönberg
    Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids

    All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.


    - See you in ONE WEEK MORE for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 2!!!
    -Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at [email protected]!!!! 
     -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!

    WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

     

    1 hr 53 min
  • Episode 152: Character’s Don’t Talk: Origins
    CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: ORIGINS
    (a Mouse Rants musical)
    (part 1 of 3)
    (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)


    written and edited by Jerry Skids
    directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids

    Cast


    Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Frat Guy #1, Frat Guy #3, Interview #1 & Interview #3
    Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & Violet
    Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)
    Tim Realbuto (IndieFest Award Winner for Best Leading Actor)- Aladdin
    Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
    Susie Queue - Snow White
    Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow
    Corinne Chandler - Belle
    Erica DeJulio - Maleficent
    Steve Swanson - Luke
    Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
    Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
    Gary Hall - Gary Hall
    Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash
    Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw
    Jafar - Jafar 
    Kristi Fredricks - Rapunzel 
    Jillian Lassiter  - Pocahontas, Evan & Interview #4
    Mark Christopher - Harry
    Alexis Monetti - Merch
    Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
    Adam Blistein - Guard #2
    RJ Lucia, Jr. - Frat Guy #2 & Interview #2
    David Caggiano - Shia LeBeouf 
    Sarah Smith - Tourist

    Songs
     
    Whore..........................................................................Jasmine, Ensemble
    I'll Beat The Shit Out of You.......................................Aladdin, Cinderella, Mulan, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Jasmine
    I'm Luke......................................................................Luke
    A Good Day For A Junkie...........................................Belle
    I'm Luke (Reprise)......................................................Luke
    The Prince...................................................................Maleficent, Facilier
    The Ballad of Snow White..........................................Snow White, 80's Snow, 90's Snow
    Trust Me......................................................................Snow White, Marvin
    Trust Me (Reprise)......................................................Prince Eric, Rapunzel, Snow White, Jack Sparrow
    I Want Song.................................................................Aurora, Ensemble
    Die! Aurora!.................................................................Aladdin, Mulan, Ron Stopabble, Cinderella, Kim Possible, Aurora



    Music by:  Stephen Sondheim, Matthew Wilder, Michael Friedman, Jeanine Tesori & Alan Menken
    Lyrics reworked by: Jerry Skids

    All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.


    - See you next week for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 1!!!
    -Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at [email protected]!!!! 
     -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!

    WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

     

    1 hr 59 min
  • Episode 151: The Worst of One..uh...Five...er...One Star Reviews - The Studios

    This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, sifting through the bile of the worst one-star reviews (and because of the nature of the topic, sometimes five-star reviews...) around Hollywood Studios.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this excruciatingly frustrating (for me) episode of Mouse Rants.

    - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

    - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

    2 hr 25 min
  • Episode 150: Levar-Con

    This week, Jerry & Simone discuss 2018 New York Comic Con, and all the Disney and non-Disney fun (and not fun) they encountered along the way.  Come on in to a world of Fantasy Food Trucks, terrible people, Boy Meets World, medical lies and the worst Ecto Cooler on the face of the earth.  #BoycottMacTruck #Lies #Booooo.  Just enjoy episode 150, whatever.

    - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

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    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

    2 hr 49 min
  • Episode 112: Snark Rants Snarks The Snarkiest Snarks They've Ever Snarked
    This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest Lea are forced to take a look at the most douchetastic group of pixie dusters on Facebook.  Come join in the fun as we read cringeworthy posts that prove these self-proclaimed badasses are nothing but a bunch of whiny, pathetic, attention-seeking, self-obsessed wannabes.  Also Lea brings us a Bookish Princess video and spoilers...it sucks.   Strap in, Degenerates.  It's not going to be pretty... Email [email protected] to book for the Degenerates Rum-Springer WDW Meetup from September 29th - October 1st and for all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail.                                 download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
    2 hr 48 min
  • Episode 149: Schtick It To The Man!

    This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the loss of schtick, kitsch and all-around fun in the restaurants in Walt Disney World cos apparently NO FUN IS ALLOWED IN RESTAURANTS!!!!  SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!!!!  Come relive your magical moments at 50s Prime Time Cafe, Whispering Canyon, O'hana, Skipper Canteen and more as they remind you how little Disney cares about theming any longer.  The whole world is going to hell and Jerry and Simone are taking you with them..but first they reminisce on their Disney Day in NYC from film to Broadway on this week's schtickilicious episode of Mouse Rants.


    (Also, Happy Birthday WDW, Magic Kingdom and Epcot Centre)

    - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

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    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

    1 hr 45 min
  • Episode 148: A Musical Journey Through World Showcase: 8:30 - Close (times may vary)

    No show notes needed...enjoy!

    - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

    - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

    2 hr 6 min
  • Episode 147: DID YOU SAY BOLOGNA?! - Mouse Rants’ 4th Anniversary Extravaganza

    Today is the 4th Anniversary of Mouse Rants and also a 3 day weekend, so this is releasing on a SUNDAY!  Jerry & Simone welcome back DGribbs and Jillian as well as their SPECIAL GUEST, Sarah Smith!! (Yes, yet, another Smith) as they act out scenes from popular WDW attractions.  Join in the fun, as the entire crew determines whether the writers were cracked out of their mind (allegedly) or just completely burnt out. It's an all-out acting/improv fest on this week's 4th Anniversary Extravaganza!!!!


    - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

    - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

    2 hr 14 min

About Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

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Unfiltered 18+ cringe comedy podcast focusing on Walt Disney World and Disney media by Walt Disney World Degenerates for Degenerates just like you.