Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

This week, Jerry & Simone explain why it's impossible to claim you are bored with Walt Disney World and why that is an absolutely ludicrous sentiment.  Get ready to discuss all the fun ins and outs around WDW that isn't just your regular "going-to-the-parks-and-riding-rides."  And since everyone enjoys them so much, this week we bring to you.....another fun quiz!!!  Also, New menu items and so much more, on tonight's edition of Mouse Rants.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Jerry and Simone discuss the Top 10 most annoying announcements to come out of Walt Disney World so far in 2018.  Join them as they break down the worst decisions WDW has made in just four months!

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Come meet your new hosts and their special guests as they discover the aborted bile that is the DisBoards (and Facebook Groups).  Join in as they attempt to withstand the absolute garbage they are about to encounter.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Join Jerry and Simone as they take you on a high-voltage, action-packed, balls-to-the-wall, non-stop sentimental journey through space and time in this week's nailbiting, heart-stopping episode of Mouse Rants.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry flies solo as he tries to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around Epcot.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Dr. Simone and Mr. Jerry discuss soft drinks in Walt Disney World.  From refillable mugs to Coke-hocking dead cavemen, come join them on a caffeinated, carbonated, raucous journey through non-alcoholic beverages in the parks.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry flies solo as he tries to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around the Magic Kingdom.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry and Simone come up with their own idea for a nighttime entertainment haven, since Pleasure Island has been turned into a shopping villa for rich douchebags.  Come along and find out what they have in store for you...when the theme parks have all gone to bed.  Also, before that, Jerry and Simone discuss the most and least popular episodes of Mouse Rants and try to find out what audiences could possibly want.  All this and more on this week's sexy and pleasure-filled Mouse Rants.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry and Simone try to figure out if there was EVER a point in time when every attraction in Tomorrowland actually fit into one specific theme.  Join them as they try to come up with some sort of logic to tie Tomorrowland together.  But wait!  There's more!  Before they get into the main topic, enjoy the sultry sounds of slurping and smacking as Skids & Simone Sample Stuff from Thailand!  From fish snacks to durian candy to ketchup...see if Jerry can actually keep these Thai snacks down.  Whether you asked for it or not, you got it, on this week's mindboggling episode of Mouse Rants.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Mouse Rants proudly presents The Post-Holiday All Inclusive #HolidayNotHoliday Special, live from Epcot Center at the Walt Disney World Resort. Join your Degenerate hosts Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo, with Disneyland correspondents Levar & JFB as they find out for themselves just how difficult it is to put on a live holiday event. So strap in as they present to you a night filled with magic, music, and a cast of the most insane characters you've ever seen.  All this and more on the most off the wall, exciting, maniacal, and sometimes painful holiday special you've ever heard in your life!!!