Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

Join Jerry and Simone as they celebrate Epcot's 35th Anniversary the only way they know how.... Radio Wars!!! That's right, this time, your Degenerate leaders have compiled some of the "best of" WDW News Today's Epcot episodes and are still trying to find out how they claim to be "Epcot fanboys" even though it seems like they can't stand the park at all!  Find out just how much monkey torture Jerry & Simone go through for you guys in this week's most uncomfortable episode of Mouse Rants.  See ya in the parks!

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This week, Jerry and Simone finally fall down the cringe rabbit hole that is William Paul.  That's right, thanks to their good friends Scott and Robb you now all get to listen to (and watch along with) them as they take an entire trip with the trashiest, douchiest, most uncomfortable and confusing vlogger family on the fucking planet. It's not gonna be an easy one, folks...

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This week, Jerry & Simone finish discussing their trip with their good friends at What's Dis? (Jillian and Matt) as they remember the final day of the Great Movie Ride.  Join in as we give the heart of MGM Studios one final sendoff.  Goodnight, Hollywood Boulevard.

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This week, after getting back from Walt Disney World, Jerry and Simone discuss some of the unnecessary nonsense and even some great new stuff they encountered on the first two days of their trip.  Also there's some nonsense about Descendants, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Christmas and other randomness.  But the big question remains....did they actually LIKE the Frozen attraction?!  Find out on an all-new Mouse Rants.

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This week, on this very special Sunday released episode, Jerry & Simone run the commentary train on the uncomfortably awful 2004 Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM), Stuck in the Suburbs.  Come find out why this completely random assortment of vignettes and montages are related to tonight's tragic closing of The Great Movie Ride as we follow the tale of two brand new friends who oddly feel comfortable enough to trust each other after 2 minutes of knowing one another....also a horribly ugly pop star, a condemned house, an annoying as fuck brother who can't act and the worst friends imaginable.  All this and more on this week's special edition of Mouse Rants.

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This week, Jerry is joined by the men of the Dis Explorer's, Milford and RJ to discuss the "hot button" topic of why people think complaining about something they love is such a terrible thing.  We all go deep into the psyche of a pixie duster and find out exactly what makes them tick.  But also there's games and laughter and fun and....did we actually do a show?  Find out on this week's Mouse Rants!

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This week, Jerry hijacks the D23 Disney Parks and Resorts feed from the douchebag who couldn't come up with original ideas for his meetup and plays it live for the Mouse Rants group.  Join DGribbs, Lea, Jillian and Kate (as well as others) as we watch together in horror as they announce the 2nd to last nail in the coffin for MGM Studios, have terrible live performances by terrible live performers and try to manipulate the audience with green balloons (seriously, screw you for that obvious tactic...only an empty-headed idiot would fall for those shenanigans).  It's no holds barred Degenerate fun on this week's Mouse Rants!

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Well, Jerry's alone again this week...so he spins the Wheel of Wars to see what it lands on.... Thisss weeeeeeeeekk it's AWFUL VLOGGERS (mostly the ones who sing)!  On this go 'round, Jerry tries to stomach a new know-it-all, Rob Plays, and his douchebag theory on why IPs SHOULD take over Epcot.  WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? It's so awful, he has to wash it down with the rap/song stylings of the unfathomable Thingamavlogs and the return of the inconceivably pathetic, Spokesmayne.  All this and more on this uncomfortably, cringeworthy episode of Mouse Rants.

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This week, on Episode 108, Jerry and Simone discuss their favorite show ever, Lost.  Spoilers abound in this mix of greatest hits, analysis, character study and just general talk.  For all you dumbasses who want answers to your so-called "unanswered questions"?!  Just ask Jerry as he describes how NOT convoluted and confusing Lost actually is.  Also, they talk about some rumored changes to Epcot...but freakin' Lost people.  LOSSST!!! LOOOOSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!  Nothing more to say.

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