Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

In our centennial episode, Jerry & Simone take on the biggest Radio War of their career!!  Do not miss as they finally put a rivalry to bed the only way they know how in this massive 100th episode filled with music, special guests and a whole lot of hooplah!!!!

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This week, after a little hiatus, Jerry & Simone are back!! After their review of Beauty & The Beast in 4DX, Jerry and Simone look back to all the sitcoms who took a trip to Walt Disney World and figure out what had the better stories, what worked better as promotional material for the parks and what was just plain awful.  Take the skybuckets down memory lane (or Residential Drive) in the most nostalgic episode yet.

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This week Jerry & Simone bring back their What If scenarios as they determine how Disney Villains would be dealt with in real life.  I'm really not feeling show notes today.  You get the point...who are the villains?  What are their crimes?  And how do Jerry & Simone think they will be taken care of?

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This week, Jerry and Simone have to suffer for the fans again as they trudge through some of the worst Disney parody songs on the internet.  Will the two Degenerate leaders off themselves for good?  Find out on the "music"-filled shitfest we call Episode 97.  You're Welcome.

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This week, Jerry and Simone bring to you, one of the most requested Radio Wars of all time. That's right, we actually listened to all of you for once and have suffered through Episode 1 of one of the most highly anticipated podcasts of all time, The Disney Kabaret.  And while our bodacious buddy has already been kicked off the show before the 1st episode, you can see his fingerprints all over this miscarriage of a show.  Comment along with us as we try to get through the full episode.

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This week, Simone shares Japanese candy with Jerry as they bring back the old segment, Skids & Simone Sample Stuff.  After braving through the very...interesting candy, the two Degenerate leaders go through old school Disney Channel sitcoms and find out what happened to all the child actors from their original programming.  Yeah...just wait til we get up to Orlando Brown...  Anyway, listen in folks, it's another long episode...but there's just so much to say!!!!

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While Simone is off touring the land of kimonos and Pikachu, Jillian steps in to discuss with Jerry what their ideal resorts would be... Listen in as they try to destroy resorts they don't like, remodel ones that need some help and create some of their own (some that would have been rejected 10 seconds into the pitch).  But before that, we discuss her recent trips to WDW and some of the bullshit she encountered, along with a new promising candidate for Radio Wars.  All this and more on this episode of Mouse Rants.

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This week, Jerry and Simone bring on special guest, RJ from the DisExplorers to talk about the decline of the World of Motion pavilion in hopes to come to a conclusion as to what happened to turn such an interesting and thoughtful attraction into the biggest waste of space and resources on property (now that LMA is gone, of course).  So join us as we continue our Future World commentary series on this week's show.

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This week, Jerry and Simone meander through the rest of the SwooZie's lies as they call him out and debunk pretty much every moronic, impossible and frivolous thing he says.  This time, we meet a douchier and cockier SwooZie bend on selling his lies to the masses for nothing but fucking hits on his YouTube.  But BEFORE that, we discuss our recent trip to Salem, MA, the deadline for registration for Rum Springer, and a whiny elitest cunt who couldn't get her way (And no, it's not Mackenzie Marie).  All this and more on the most revealing episode of Mouse Rants ever...not really...just wanted to add suspense...  Enjoy.

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Jerry and Simone celebrate yet another Christmas...well, post-Christmas...with one of the most funfilled, uplifting topics yet.  SUICIDE!!!!  Come hang out with us as we go over some of the fictional and non-fictional people who offed themselves in the Disney Universe, after we have a lengthy discussion about the AWFUL Tree Trail at Disney Springs and finish our final Storytime segment.  All of that and more on the last Mouse Rants episode of 2016.  You won't wanna miss it!!!

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