Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

This week, Jerry and Simone continue Decemberween, as they introduce their new trip planning venture.  First, it's a look into budgeting for your WDW vacation and a little lesson on how to save money without borrowing it from unsuspecting women without any intention of ever paying them back...then they talk about what REALLY goes into renting DVC points and what that whole process is like.  But not before ranting and raving about...fuck, who even remembers, just start the damn show already!!!!

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Jerry & Simone take you Degenerates through all of WDW's celebrations and promotions from the Tencennial Celebration to #ShowYourDisneySide.  What was a good idea and what was just fucking awful???  Find out tonight!!  Also a new dinner menu over at ABC Commissary on tonight's Surprise Celebration Spectacular of Mouse Rants!!!

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Simone is out this week, so Jerry brings on Mouse Rants sponsor Jillian to listen to a bunch of awful Disney YouTube vloggers and hate life for a few hours.  Here's the catch, she brought some of her own...and they are even worse!!!  God help us all....  Join us as we descend into the depths of atrociousness...no amount of alcohol will be able to save us from this episode of Mouse Rants.

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Jerry and Simone take on the antithesis (aka Pixie Duster version) of the Dark Side of Disney Documentary as they begrudgingly watch The Dreamfinders: A Documentary on Finding and Living the Disney Dream and comment on its incredible worthlessness - while trying to figure out where the 11 grand went to when we could have filmed the exact same project for just the cost of park entrance. Watch along below and booooooo along with your MouseRantskeleaders!

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry goes solo as he takes on one of the most worthless shows in the Disney podcasting world, The TTA Travelers.  Come tear this piece of trash up with him in another fun Radio War!!!  Also, our new group and baked potatoes on this week's Mouse Rants!!

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY:  Today we play Get To Know Our New Sponsor, as Jillian (the ONLY Degenerate travel agent) joins Jerry & Simone today in the big Mouse Rants event announcement.  Once business is over and done with, it's time for another edition of DisBoard/Facebook Group rants!!

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This week, Jerry & Simone bring back their buddy Kate Smith to talk about why Pleasure Island was a MUCH better establishment than Disney Springs.  Find out just what is wrong about this new Hipster Shittown Shopping Center and what was SOOOO GOOOODD about the Downtown Disney of our past.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Come celebrate Epcot by taking a trip through time with Jerry & Simone through all 4 versions of Spaceship Earth.  Then conclude the day with commentary on Epcot's Opening Celebration in 1982.  Why should I talk it up when that already sounds amazing on its own?!?!

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.