Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by our food-loving friends Kate Smith & MegVeg from MousePort Podcast to discuss the best and worst meals & snacks we have ever tasted in Walt Disney World.  Take a trip with us down "commissionary lane" (SwooZie is a liar) and see how many double-entendres are dropped on this week's foodfilled Mouse Rants!!!!

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This week, Jerry & Simone bring on Degenerate, Danny Gribbin, to discuss one of their favorite topics...music in the parks.  From area loops to songs long forgotten, your three guides take you around Magic Kingdom and Future World to figure out where you can find the buttery beats and where the audio is just aural diarrhea...But not before peeling apart and dissecting one of the world's worst blogs about Disney!!  Don't miss the insanity!!!  (And come back whenever we decide to do Part 2)

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

On this week's sexually charged episode, Jerry & Simone interview ex-cast members, Chris, Doug and Rachel to find out what REALLY goes on behind the scenes at WDW.  Hear some of the hottest sex stories from people who lived in, what some may call, the Horniest Place on Earth.  And believe me folks...the 18+ explicit rating is a DEFINITE on this one, because the amount of filth we get into is epic.  But first, delve into the world of Disney's version of sex as your hosts watch The Story of Menstruation and Epcot's very own The Making of Me to find out if Disney really does water down their educational sex films.  Laugh along to this hysterically sexy commentary by the two, the only, Jerry Skids and Simone DeMilo..and who knows...they may even share a few individual WDW sex stories of their own!!!!  Spoiler: They will.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone have a ball taking in old school nostalgic promos, bumpers, specials, advertisements, and more!  Watch along with the video below as they comment on how phenomenal, yet strange The Disney Channel used to be.  From screaming jokers to false information to failed products to to goats doing...questionable things, you will defecate yourselves in laughter as your Masters of Ceremonies take you on a journey to your past...well...their past at least!!

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the various ways WDW is ripping the fans off, including: being charged for things that were once free, being charged for things we don't want and never asked for, hard ticket events within other hard ticket events, pricing out the lower and middle class, preferred everything and much much more.  Also, check out Jerry & Simone's take on the sexiest hard ticket event in Disney history, Disney After Dark.

Jerry & Simone are back with a vengeance in their return to Radio Wars!!!  This time it's a doozy, as they listen to the very first episode of the brand spankin' new podcast, DisExplorers.  Yes, that's right. From the same mastermind that brought you a dozen other failed podcasts, we bring you this whole new breed of awful! (If you don't know who I'm talking about, listen to Episode 25 or  Episode 46). So come join your Degenerate Leaders as they lambaste some more DisBoard & Facebook group posts and prove that our rival STILL does NOT have what it takes to start a podcast in our glorious three hour double episode!!!

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This week, Jerry & Simone get together with friends, fellow podcasters and Disney connoisseurs, Kate Smith and Kristi Fredericks (check out all their plugs below!!!) to talk about awful, disgusting, self-centered, entitled guests in the parks.  Tune in as our guests take it further than we did in Episode 5, talking about protein spills and other bodily functions, complete slobs, Wizard of Oz, veal, and bad parenting.  Come check out the Degenerate side of these ladies you have never seen before...ONLY on Mouse Rants!

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone go guerrilla as they cook up a meal of their own while discussing the pathetic changes to the menu at the Jungle Skipper Canteen Restaurant.  After verbally bitchslapping the anonymous douche who seemingly ALSO gave them a bad review on ITunes (SD's Corner), they get into the tourists at WDW whose palates are such an OPPOSITE to the word "refined" that they are an embarrassment to the society we live in.  Finally, the discussion turns positive as they talk about the three new quick service options opening at Disney Springs in the next couple months.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Simone returns just in time for your MouseRantskeleaders follow up with director Philip Swift and the star of the Dark Side of Disney documentary (and also his mom) Beth Swift!  We talk more about the film, from Beth's point of view, as well as the new DVD and VOD release (4-20-2016) as well as beards, Walt Life, hoarding merch, Property Control, the state of MGM Studios, Gary Sinise's false instructions and much much more!  So come join Jerry and Simone on this hilariously fun ride through Disney's dark side and the film that proves it...(and buy the fuckin' DVD!!!)

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Just a quick 10 minutes to talk about what is going on with Mouse Rants going forward.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.