Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

This week, Jerry & Simone talk to author, Geoffrey Golden, about his new book, Dream It! Screw It!, a humorous account of Dipp Disney, Walt's drunk retarded cousin, and the WORST imagineer to ever set food in Disney HQ.  Join us as we discuss some of Dipp's rejected ideas and just shoot the shit about WDW.  Then let us finish you off with some review news and an interesting twist on an old Radio War recipient.  And then we also make fun of some of the live action Disney films and eventually run out of steam.  All this and more on this week's long awaited episode of Mouse Rants.

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This week, Jerry and Simone continue the adventures of Dave, Erin, Luke and Stacey in the bonus features of their favorite travel planning DVD ever, the Walt Disney World Travel Planning Video 2005/2006.  But first let's tie up some loose ends.  First they go into Disney's decision of removing the Moana costume Jerry discussed last week, leading to a discussion of race and sensitivity.  Next they talk the new piece of crap podcast put together by the Man of A Million Episode 1's....and then the decline of their once inspirational and beloved show and one huge douchebag move they made that has driven Jerry & Simone over the edge.    Check out this strange mix of positivity/negativity on the next Mouse Rants!

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Jerry returns with a vengeance (sans Simone, sadly) to talk about the controversial Maui costume and why people are psychotic for being offended by it.  He delves into the world of political correctness and how it's destroying us as a society...And then destroys some racist moron on YouTube who claims that this Disney is STEALING her culture.  Sit back and relax folks...because this is a 300MPH amped up Mouse Rants episode you will not want to miss....unless you get offended easily.  Then please fuck right off.  Thank you!!!

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Well, it's come to this.  On our second anniversary special, we bring on our meanest friends to do the most original Radio Wars we have ever done. For the first time ever, we open up the vault on the WORST show idea we have ever had: a 2007 podcast that Jerry & Simone (thankfully) never ended up airing....as well as the most embarrassing video of your Degenerate Leader himself, Jerry Skids, Drinking Around The World!  But to do that we need the right people:

• Cynical ex-CM and podcaster, Skipper Chris of the WDW Navigators

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This week, Jerry and Simone are joined by their old pal, Howie Dadoosh as he opens up the ol' grab bag of insanity!  We discuss some recent changes, a horrifically awful blog and $200 Siri knockoffs.

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This week, Jerry, Simone and Kevin Kessler from 2 Men and the Mouse and Mousellaneous DIScussions (links below) wax intellectually about the past, present and future of Star Wars.  But not before we talk about Brave, dolphins and some awful changes going on in the parks (two that are further destroying Epcot)... So join your Degenerate Leaders and this other guy in the most fangs out, karabast Mouse Rants episode you've ever kriffing heard!

• 2 Men and the Mouse

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This week, Jerry & Simone bring back Degenerate, Danny Gribbin, to finish off their discussion of music in the parks.  First they destroy the hopes and dreams of moronic people on Facebook and Disboards.  And believe me, these posts are some of the stupidest we've ever seen!!!  Then we discuss music in the World Showcase, I'm-A-Fuckin'-Mess Studios  and Animal Kingdom dissecting the area loops and physical songs to figure out what's classic and what's just pure garbage.  figure out where you can find the buttery beats and where the audio is just aural diarrhea... Don't miss the insanity!!!  (And if you missed Part 1, shame on you simpletons)

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This week, Jerry & Simone take it to a new level as they review the most poorly written WDW guide book ON THE PLANET!!!  (you'll get that after the episode)  Have fun as we call out the author on tons of incorrect information, awful grammar, unfathomable biased opinions, lazy writing, wasted space, obvious "tips",  and just plain stupidity.   They also talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy takeover and how the general public will or will not be affected.  Come for the news, stay for the review...either way, enjoy this week's psychotic episode of Mouse Rants!

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This week, Jerry goes at it sans Simone as he rips apart the extremely poorly planned out dating site that is Mouse Mingle!  But first he gets into the atrocity that is Pokemon Go, the Mini NES, the Cast Member who thought it was okay to post backstage photos on Twitter and some more Tweets from our old friend.  Then it's finally time for the main event.  Laugh along with your Degenerate Leader as he takes you through the very uncomfortable Disney Dating site: exploring profiles, calling out liars and doing exactly what they are doing....generalizing!

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Just when you thought it was over...it PULLS you back in with intense anger...  That's right.  This week, Jerry & Simone bring back one of the most popular bits they've done.  The two Degenerate leaders go head to head in a game they never wanted to do again.  That's right, it's the Radio Disney Top 30 Game!  Come play along and cringe with delight as they go from song to song trying to figure out what they could possibly be about!  This is a tournament you will NOT want to miss!

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.