Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

Since Simone has departed the show, Jerry has brought back an old favorite!  That's right...he has, yet again, gone through Disney Facebook Groups to find the most awful posts out there...and THIS time, he nearly loses his voice lambasting these fucking idiots. So come join in the fun (as fun as a potential aneurysm) and send in your own finds (Disney-related only, preferentially) as we throw another Awful Facebook Group Posts episode your way.

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This week, after listening to another terrible SwooZy video...(although he seems to have run out of ideas at this point already...), Jerry and Simone take to the Magic Kingdom to see if the food here is any better than MGM... They go land by land hoping to find decent counter service and snacks that are actually worth the money...do they find it?  FIND OUT on the most edible episode of Mouse Rants yet!!!!!  (can i stop this running gag yet?)

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry goes solo...which, as you all know, means a full, all-out, balls to the wall ranting session is in store!!!  This time, he angrily debunks idiot vlogger, SwooZie's, obvious lies as he painstakingly is forced to sit through two of his Disney-related videos.  Then, get ready for DOUCHE CHILLS as he sifts through some pixie duster-style Disney YouTube series.  And when I say douche chills...I mean DOOOOUUUCCHHHEEE CHIIILLLSSS!!!!   Don't take this poorly thought out description's word for it...get ready for the most OUTRAGEOUS episode of Mouse Rants yet.

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This week, Jerry & Simone bring back the beloved DisBoards rants as they file through pointless thread after pointless thread, trying to figure out the all-too overasked question...WHY?!!  After that, your MouseRantskeleaders give a SPOILER-FREE review of The Zootopia 3D IMAX Experience...including an in-depth discussion of  the horrible families on either side of us.  It's an all out brawl on the most in your face episode of Mouse Rants yet!

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This week, Jerry and Simone have fun stressing out over the awfulness that is "The Most Shenanigans Filled Top 10 List" - an episode of Behind the Magic (that's right...friends of the show Behind the Magic) that is almost UNBEARABLE to listen to.  After that horrendous mess, join us in a blind commentary on the Disneyland 60th Anniversary Special... aka the worst "Anniversary" ever disguised as an awards show.  And boy....does it get BAD!!!! "It stinks, and I don't like it."  Listen along as Jerry and Simone go completely insane in the most gutwrenching episode of Mouse Rants.

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Today, we depart from our normal structure and review three things that are "almost Disney."  In Part 2, after delving into the awesome powers of the Webee Boys (starring Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame), we visit the very Sunset Boulevard-y/Tower of Terror-esque themed Sleep No More...an interactive & immersive experience in NYC that you are going to WANT to hear about.   Don't worry, we keep it SPOILER FREE for most of it...and we will give you fair warning, when we decide to go out of that realm.  DON'T MISS IT!!

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Today, we depart from our normal structure and review three things that are "almost Disney."  First we discuss the NYC screening of "SLC Punk 2: Punk's Dead" (starring Newsies' own Michael Goorjian), we give a MUCH NEEDED beating to the live event from just a few weeks ago, "Grease: Live" (starring a whole bunch of ex-Disney stars, including Vanessa Hudgens and Keke Palmer), and finally the very Sunset Boulevard-y/Tower of Terror-esque themed Sleep No More...an interactive experience in NYC that you are going to WANT to hear about.

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Simone has RETURNED!!!  And in FULL FORCE today!  We bring to you the most condescending article ever written about Disney fans.  And we virtually tear the author (@hiheelzbrooke) a new one.  But not before Simone regales us with her tales of rub n tug massages and adjustable bidets on her Asian Vacation and a discussion of the new Animal Kingdom signature dining establishment and changes at Nine Dragons for the Year of the Monkey.

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With Simone on vacation, Jerry grabs Mouse Rants veterans Erica DeJulio, Derek Drum and Rachel Guyette to talk about horrendously dirty subjects with a Disney twist.  From Erica's prince fantasies, to a game of Guess What's In My Princesses' Pants with Derek to Rachel's thoughts and musings on what Disney movies would make good pornographic films, this is one rousing (or should I say A-rousing) episode of Rotating Simones! All completed with a bunch of Disney-related parodies by "Dr. Dirty" himself.  This is one episode you're not gonna want to miss.

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