Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

Jerry and Simone kick it old school as they invite special guest, Chris Lyndon, to join them in a 2-Part discussion & rant about the slow downhill slope the MGM Studios took from Day 1 to the present.  This is Part 1.  In today's episode, they talk about the first 10 years and what made The Studios one of the most EXTREME Disney parks in history...only to be left in a shell of its former self.  Don't worry, they have to raise it up with praise before they drop it to the ground with boos and hisses.  Also, Chris joins them in a DisBoards rant as they figure out why these people are so obsessed with food!!! You can find Chris at: http://www.disneychris.com Subscribe to his podcast: http://sideshowsoundtheatre.com/mouse-music/ Check out the YouTube clip on his channel, we talked about, here: https://t.co/LkuVaL8460 or follow him on Twitter: @disneychris73  -Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at [email protected]!!!!   -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!! download (right click, save as...)  WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Jerry and Simone hit you full force with a double episode this week. After brainstorming the greatest movie idea of all time, they discuss how they would reimagine World Showcase to make it a perfect utopia. Then after exhausting every possibility, your Mouserantskeleaders slam you with a dose of DisBoards ranting, Hate Mail and a brand new Radio Wars segment...this time against one of the most poorly edited podcasts in the history of podcasts:   Behind the Magic.Check them out here:  https://www.btmpodcast.com/   Also, look for a quick "news" segment, where J&S call shenanigans on a frivolous lawsuit.  Here is the link for that: http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/09/disneyland-pluto-hug-hurt-kid-video/  Remember the views and opinions in this episode or any episode are just that. Opinions. -Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at [email protected]!!!!  -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!! download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry and Simone rant about the films Disney has in store for us in next two years, but not before doing commentary on musical porn, thank our degenerates, and rant about celebrities among other craziness.  So come join us on a magic carpet ride to hell and back again on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!! -Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form at mouserants.tk. Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!! -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!! download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience. You can follow along with our short commentaries on our YouTube page riiiight here: and

Today, Jerry and Simone turn down the mean as they interview podcaster, author, dreamer and all-around nice guy, Joe Pardo.  The unofficial topic of today is "Attractions with an Environmental Message" (or lack thereof), but quickly deteriorates into a more in depth discussion of the parks and films.   For those of you degenerates who don't like a break from the anger, don't you worry, Mouse Rants will be back in full force aggression next week. Also, the full-length "OFF THE WALL", offensive, and revolutionary musical episode of Mouse Rants is set to release on Memorial Day (May 25th), so tell all your friends! Check out Joe's projects here!   http://jpar.co/ http://howtodream.co/ https://vimeo.com/122677101 -Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form at mouserants.tk. Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!! -Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes. Don't be a dick!!! download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Back by popular demand, Jerry and Simone get viciously hysterical in their Radio Wars segment as they do a full commentary on the latest episode of WDW Main Street (http://www.wdw-mainstreetmemories.com/) where the guest is the man who inspired the segment...the man who completely ignores uncensored podcasts yet says he "doesn't express favoritism"....the man who believes he's qualified to judge other people.... Well, you'll see...  So come on ya degenerates, take a ride through some DisBoards posts and a topic you won't wanna miss with the MouseRantskaleaders themselves. Remember the views and opinions in this episode or any episode are just that.  Opinions.   download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

In today's double episode, Jerry & Simone continue their discussion on bathrooms around WDW, this time moving onto MGM and Animal Kingdom, then finally make their way to new hate mail and introduce a new segment to the show!!  Fun times in a long action-packed episode!!!! - The Future of Captain EO- Be Our Guest breakfast menu- Wi-Fi Upgrade in the Parks- Innoventions West- Selfie Stick Ban- Urinating and Defecating Around MGM Studios and Animal Kingdom- SEGMENT: Hate Mail- Radio Wars: Just because we make fun of you, doesn’t mean we can’t promote you:                 Enchanted Tiki Talk (http://enchantedtikitalk.podbean.com/)                 Be Our Guest Podcast (http://beourguestpodcast.podbean.com/)                 WDW News Today (http://wdwnewstoday.com/blog/)                 DIS Unplugged (http://www.disunplugged.com/)- SEGMENT: A few Awful Disney Facebook and DisBoards Rants - NOW HIRING/CASTING: Singers, voice actors and impersonators for some of the minor roles in the Mouse Rants' Musical Frozen Extravaganza!!! Please submit via Hate Mail on mouserants.tk! If you can sing, put "Can Sing" in the subject, if you can't sing, but want to sing anyway, put "Want to Sing" in the subject, and if you can impersonate real people, put "Impersonator" in the subject. In the body, please send us your NAME, CONTACT INFO, and WHY YOU WANT TO BE PART OF IT. The only requirement is that you have your own recording software! :)  download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone go through some of the worst moments in WDW Attractions.  From cheesy dialogue to terrible smells, they pick apart various attractions around the park, pulling out the things they could really do without.  Also, after a rousing game of PCND, with the announcements of Frozen 2, they try to figure out why people could possibly be excited for a Disney sequel.  So strap in, MouseRantsketeers and find out what the sultans have in store for you. - NOW HIRING/CASTING: Singers, voice actors and impersonators for some of the minor roles in the Mouse Rants' Musical Frozen Extravaganza!!! Please submit via Hate Mail on mouserants.tk! If you can sing, put "Can Sing" in the subject, if you can't sing, but want to sing anyway, put "Want to Sing" in the subject, and if you can impersonate real people, put "Impersonator" in the subject. In the body, please send us your NAME, CONTACT INFO, and WHY YOU WANT TO BE PART OF IT. The only requirement is that you have your own recording software! :)   download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Simone and Jerry take it to the bathrooms as they rate and review every bathroom they've ever been to in the Magic Kingdom and Epcot.  Also, their annoyance at Breaking News that they already broke three months ago and a mentally draining History of Canada. - NOW HIRING/CASTING: Singers, voice actors and impersonators for some of the minor roles in the Mouse Rants' Musical Frozen Extravaganza!!! Please submit via Hate Mail on mouserants.tk! If you can sing, put "Can Sing" in the subject, if you can't sing, but want to sing anyway, put "Want to Sing" in the subject, and if you can impersonate real people, put "Impersonator" in the subject.   In the body, please send us your NAME, CONTACT INFO, and WHY YOU WANT TO BE PART OF IT.     The only requirement is that you have your own recording software! :) download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience. (note: any similarities are purely coincidental as the hosts have had some somewhat eerily, yet similar experiences as other folks out there in Radioland)

Simone's Skype seems to be crapping out on her this week, so she will be on hiatus today...again. Instead, Jerry goes over some recent WDW news, rants about how ridiculous the act of trying to ban words is, and then once again heads over to the different Disney groups on Facebook, as well as the Disboards to complain about the idiots who post there.  And believe me, this one is more brutal than the last one.... For any requests for the next Disboard/Disney Facebook Group episode, send us a hate mail via mouserants.wix.com/mouserants.  You can also send any comments or questions that way as well. download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people.  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this.  It is intended for an 18+ audience. 

This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by special guests, Karen & Connie as they reflect on and rant about their recent trip to Disneyland for the first time. The wine and beer flows as they try to figure out who had it worse in the parks this winter.  Here are some topics that were discussed: - The Sad State of Downtown Disney - Magic Kingdom Extra Magic Hours - Walt Disney Family Museum - Disneyland Closings - WDW Covered Landmarks - Radiator Springs - Look Up - Anna & Elsa - Backstage & No Magic - Eating, and more importantly...drinking - Legacy Fastpass - Hate Mail - and much much more... -Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form at mouserants.wix.com/mouserants. Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!! -Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes. Don't be a dick!!! download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All shows contain adult language and are intended for an 18+ audience only.