Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

This week Jerry & Simone get to the meat of the REAL problems in Walt Disney World...the guests!  From line jumpers to people with entitlement issues, the Ranters tear these rude & discourteous rulebreakers a new one as they discuss: - The Beach Boys - The 3-Boobed Hoax - The Raping of MGM Studios....Can We Get a Name Change??? - Guests Are Assholes - Line-Jumpers. - "It's OK" - Your Kids Are NOT More Important Than US - Strollers & ECVs - Put Your iPads away!! - Flash Photography - Get Down!!!!! - The Wave (not the restaurant) - Dry Your Eyes, It's Just A Game - Control Your Children - Get On The Bus!! - Handle Your Alcohol download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All Shows Contain Adult Language and Are Indended For an 18+ Audience Only

Jerry reads and answers the latest hate mail then plays audio from the Tomorrowland panel at ComicCon. download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All shows contain adult language and are intended for an 18+ audience only!

This week, after a quick Comic Con recap, Jerry & Simone continue their look back at 2005 with commentary on The Happiest Celebration on Earth Travel Planning DVD. Follow along with the YouTube clip provided on the Mouse Rants YouTube page. Please hit the play button as Jerry yells PLAY! to follow along properly! Enjoy!!!! Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via the Contact Form. Click on Hate Mail, follow the instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!! Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes!! Don't be a dick!  download (right click, save as...) Warning: All Shows Contain Adult Language and They are Intended For an 18+ Audience Only

No Simone today, but Jerry rides the Maelstrom in Norway one last time (with Commentary!) and discusses how the Happiest Celebration on Earth was the beginning of the end ...Plus, Cinderellabration with Commentary!!!! Show Notes: - Simone is out today - Jerry reads some comments on the Mouse Rants YouTube page - Disbashing the homophobic Disers on the Disboards - Princess Rap Battle (Snow White vs. Elsa) - A Virtual Last Ride on the Maelstrom with Jerry Skids - Why the Happiest Celebration on Earth started the decline of each park's individuality - Jerry goes through how the parks in WDW were changed by additions & subtractions in 2005 - Try to keep your sanity as you listen to and/or watch Cinderellabration along with Jerry. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via the Contact Form.  Click on Hate Mail, follow the instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!! - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes!!  Don't be a dick! download (right click, save as...) Warning: All Shows Contain Adult Language and They are Intended For an 18+ Audience Only

On this week's Mouse Rants, Jerry & Simone continue tearing apart the counter service selections in The Studios and lament the loss of the Maelstrom.  Also, Disney At New York Comic Con!! - Street Cred- Jerry & Simone's Review of some overly religious & pretentious play- Jerry Reads Some Positive Hate Mail For A Change- Tomorrowland and Big Hero 6 Coming To NYCC- Even more destruction of World Showcase: Jerry was right- Pizza Power- Diarrhea-ing around the rest of the Studios- We discuss how we can rectify the counter service tragedy in MGM- Please send all comments, questions, concerns thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via the Contact Form.  Click on Hate Mail, follow the instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!- Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes!!  Don't be a dick! download (right click, save as...)

On this week's Mouse Rants we tear apart the counter service selections in The Studios and watch as Starbucks opens next to yet another mom and pop store (Starring Rolls) to obviously put them out of business.. - Resorts that remind us of our apartments - Non-handicapped ECV users on the Disney buses - We cannot control Segways - Don Nazi - Cawfee Tawk - Starbucks in Walt Disney World - Royal Anandapur Tea Companies extinct cookies - Jerry reads a hate mail and screams at a bitch - Food & Snacks around the Studios - from Hollywood Boulevard to Streets of America - Please send all comments, questions, concerns thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via the Contact Form.  Click on Hate Mail, follow the instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!! download (right click, save as...) Check out the Canadian PSA we discussed.... here  Canadian PSA - Coffee

On this week's episode, Jerry & Simone rant about the absolute disappointment of My Magic Plus as a whole.  Here's the ol' breakdown: - Naked Celebrities without discussing Vanessa Hudgens - Who would win in a fight between all the live performers in World Showcase (circa 2005) - Magic Bands and the Digital Age - Losing all our Band-Its - The impossibility of positioning your Magic Bands - My Disney Experience - ADRs for Length of Stay - James Baskett should have been mentioned by Halle Berry! - Resort Specific Merchandise is disappearing - The slowest loading screen ever - Chrissa, Chrissy, whatever... - MDE Help: The only CMs Jerry hates on a regular basis - Why Fastpass Plus can NEVER work - The decline of Guest Service due to the introduction of Fastpass Plus - Please send all comments, questions, concerns thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via the Contact Form.  Click on Hate Mail, follow the instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!! download  (right click, save as...) Warning:  All episodes contain adult language and would not be recommended to anyone who gets offended easily.

This Episode we are discussing the slow deterioration of our favorite place in Walt Disney World, World Showcase.  - The horrendous Villains Unleashed hard ticket event - Miyuki - Parents Teaching Entitlement - Epcot Vybe - Norway's descension into of Arrendalle - The Trolls of Frozen - Kim Possible's World Showcase Adventure - Saying Goodbye to Off Kilter, the World Showcase Players, Mo' Rockin', Ths Spirit of America Fife & Drum Corps., and hello to all the new crap. - Simone breaks down what she believes the members of Off Kilter are like off stage - The Canadian Holiday Voyageurs   download (right click, save as...)

This Episode residing in limbo between -1 and 1 is an intro to what you should expect from our podcast. Show Notes:   - Simone missed the first show - Mouse Rants will contain explicit content, so be aware of that and don't say we didn't warn you - To contact us for any questions, comments or concerns, click on Hate Mail and fill out the form - Mouse Rants will be a very interactive show involving listeners' participation download  (right click, save as...)