Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

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  • Episode 36: Dadoosh Complains About Everything!!!

    Howie Dadoosh joins Jerry & Simone this week to give you a ranting grab bag of insanity! Howie hops from park to park trying to make sense of recent and not-so-recent changes.  You just have to listen.  It's radio gold!  Also, DisBoards rants...what else could you want?

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    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

    1 hr 58 min
  • Episode 35: The Deterioration of The MGM Studios - Part 2: It’s Over Johnny

    This week, Jerry & Simone bring Chris Lyndon back on the show for part 2 of their walk through MGM Studios history.  Avoiding the falling debris of mass closings, mediocre "parades" and confused theming as they try to figure out why the Disney company had it in for the Studios all these years and what will become of its future.


    You can find Chris at: http://www.disneychris.com
    Subscribe to his podcast: http://sideshowsoundtheatre.com/mouse-music/
    Check out the YouTube clip on his channel, we talked about, here: https://t.co/LkuVaL8460
    or follow him on Twitter: @disneychris73

    - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

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    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

    2 hr 52 min
  • Episode 34: The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza
    The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza


    written and edited by Jerry Skids
    directed by Simone DeMilo


    Cast


    Simone DeMilo - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative/Showkeeper
    Teresa Hui - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative (Singing Voices)
    Jerry Skids - Jeffrey Bigwig/Marius/Teamsters
    Steve Swanson - Narrator
    Anthony Michael Stokes - Disboards/Random Food & Bev. CM
    Derek Drum - Attractions
    Brian Witt - Podcasters
    Alexis Monetti - Merch
    Erica DeJulio - Facebook/Scarlett
    Joyce Lao - Guide Books
    Chris Lyndon - Blogs
    Wendy Butler - Executive
    Rachel Guyette - Maxine
    Zeek Higgens - Max

    Songs
     
    Frozen Sell..................................................................Executives
    First Time....................................................................Jessica, Laila, Bigwig
    So You Wanna Build A Ride There?..........................Jessica, Bigwig
    Norway Is No More.....................................................Laila, Bigwig
    The World I Knew.......................................................Marius
    First Time (Reprise)....................................................Jessica, Laila
    Start The Show............................................................Jessica
    Date Me or Fuck Me...................................................Laila, Marius
    This Summer...............................................................Bigwig
    Too Short.....................................................................Jessica, Laila
    The War Is Won..........................................................Marius, Laila, Disboards, Attractions, Facebook, Blogs, Guide Books, Showkeepers, Teamsters
    Drunk at the Belle Vue Lounge...................................Laila, Marius Disboards, Attractions, Facebook,, Blogs, Guide Books, Showkeepers, Teamsters
    The Revolutionists' Reconstruction Song...................Disboards, Attractions, Facebook, Blogs, Guide Books, Showkeepers, Teamsters, Laila, Marius
    Gods Are Better Than Humans...................................Bigwig & "The Sorcerer's Hat"
    Marius & Laila's Lament.............................................Marius, Laila
    The Podcasters' March................................................The Podcasters
    Jeff Bigwig Must Be Punished....................................Jessica, Gary
    Storm The Mothafuckin' Gates!!.................................The First Arendelle Revolution
    Drunk at the Belle Vue Lounge (Reprise)...................Marius
    Too Short (Reprise).....................................................Jessica, Laila
    Frozen Little Town......................................................Jessica, Laila, Marius
    Finale/That's The Show...............................................Narrator, Jessica, Bigwig, Laila, Marius, Disboards, Attractions, Facebook, Blogs, Guide Books, Showkeepers, 
                                                                                     Teamsters, Teresa Hui, Jerry Skids, Simone DeMilo


    Music by:  Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson Lopez, Alan Menken, Jonathan Larsen, Stephen Schwartz, Stephen Trask and Ira Antelis
    Lyrics reworked by: Jerry Skids, except Drunk at the Bellvue Lounge, which was written by Ira Antelis, Cheryl Berman, and David Pack

    All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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    WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.


    Find Teresa Hui at: www.teresahui.com
    Join Steve Swanson on the Muppetcast and Flipper Media, Email: [email protected]
    Find Anthony Michael Stokes at: www.youtube.com/amstokes
    Check out Erica DeJulio at: http://www.ericadejulio.com/
    You can donate to Joyce's upcoming Fringe NYC show,  Behind The Wall: An Autism Performance Piece here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/behind-the-wall-an-autism-performance-piece
    Find Chris Lyndon's amazing Disney page here: http://www.disneychris.com  Also check out his segments on the Mouse Music podcast
    Find Rachel & Zeek on the Behind The Magic podcast!!!

    Also: Teresa Hui, Joyce Lao, and Erica DeJulio along with Anthony Michael Stokes, Alexis Monetti, and Jerry Skids can be found on the upcoming webseries THESE THREE GIRLS coming to you this fall!!!!!!

    And as always find Jerry Skids and Simone DeMilo here on Mouse Rants every week!

    1 hr 55 min
  • Episode 33: FREAKIN’ MUPPETS!!!!

    Things get a little crazy as Jerry & Simone invite homeless fan, Sherlock Norman, onto the show to talk about his obsession: The Muppets.  Some topics include:


    - the selfie stick ban in the Disney parks
    - Muppet based PCNDs
    - the shit brownies in Disney's Animal Kingdom (UPDATE:  The shit brownies have been discontinued after the episode was recorded after only 10 days due to DOUCHEBAG GUEST COMPLAINTS!!  This is why we can't have nice things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
    - Another "getting to know you 'lightning' round with our special guest that takes way longer than it should
    - The slow disintegration of the Muppets in Walt Disney World
    - What if the long-awaited pipe dream of a fifth gate, was 100% Muppets oriented?

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    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

    2 hr 3 min
  • Episode 32: The Rest of The Stuff That Hasn't Been Released

    This week, Jerry & Simone finish up their discussion on Disney's Urban Legends and banned cartoons with two more commentaries and a whole lot of nostalgia and reasoning. Then, to really tie Episode 30 and 32 together, they follow up on the Radio Wars segment with The Rotoscopers/Animation Addicts...and this time, as a dynamic duo, really give them the tongue thrashing they deserve. Come all ye Degenerates and join Mouse Rants in their no holds barred, open season, critical analysis of the audiobook version of Wikipedia (aka The Rotoscopers).

    Follow along on our commentaries here:

    Donald's Dilemma : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-nnoNgwY3k

    The Martins & The Coys: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrfryd_the-martins-the-coys_shortfilms

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    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

    2 hr 27 min
  • Episode 31: Drinkin' 'Round The World

    Jerry and Simone have finally listened to the fans!  After several hate mails asking for an episode about Drinking Around the World, your MouseRantskeleaders have finally delivered...but since Simone doesn't drink, they couldn't do it without help...  Enter Derek Drum:  Husband.  Father.  Disney lover.  Lover of alcoholic beverages.   Grab a beer, a whiskey, or even a Tipsy Ducks In Love, and stumble around the World Showcase with us as we drink, share stories and even throw out some helpful tips!

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    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

    2 hr 11 min
  • Episode 30: Cannibals, Nazis and Mormons....oh my!!!!

    This week, albeit a little late, Jerry and Simone discuss (through commentary format) some of the Disney animated shorts that were either banned or censored over the years from cannibals to nazis.  (We will continue this discussion next week, as we have much more to talk about). All YouTube clips we used for the commentary are notated below so you can watch along with us.  We also discuss our progress with the Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza and play you guys a special SNEAK PEAK TRAILER!!!!  Be sure to check it out!!

    Then Simone randomly had to leave and the MAYHEM began.  This episode's NOT-TO-MISS Radio Wars segment was so excruciating, it took up another HOUR!  This week, Jerry takes on The Rotoscopers/Animation Addicts Podcast...and he does it solo...Listen as he painfully goes over a segment from one of their earlier episodes - - no holds barred, no Simone to hold him back...and believe me, folks...this one is a beast.

    You can find them here: http://www.rotoscopers.com/ 

    or here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/animation-addicts-podcast/id501373557?mt=2

    YOUTUBE CLIPS

    Hell's Bells - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow-qilruZCE

    Cannibal Capers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAYrIIaB2Nk

    Trader Mickey - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M74_kfuDtE

    Reason and Emotion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvp3zAPraF4 (starts at :31)

    Der Fuehrer's Face -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8AmlhLl8lQ

    Spare The Rod - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F6GAEyrZUI

    Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza IMDb page!!!

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4694416/

    - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

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    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

    2 hr 30 min
  • Episode 29: The Deterioration of The MGM Studios - Part 1: The Good Years

    Jerry and Simone kick it old school as they invite special guest, Chris Lyndon, to join them in a 2-Part discussion & rant about the slow downhill slope the MGM Studios took from Day 1 to the present.  This is Part 1.  In today's episode, they talk about the first 10 years and what made The Studios one of the most EXTREME Disney parks in history...only to be left in a shell of its former self.  Don't worry, they have to raise it up with praise before they drop it to the ground with boos and hisses.  Also, Chris joins them in a DisBoards rant as they figure out why these people are so obsessed with food!!!

    You can find Chris at: http://www.disneychris.com

    Subscribe to his podcast: http://sideshowsoundtheatre.com/mouse-music/

    Check out the YouTube clip on his channel, we talked about, here: https://t.co/LkuVaL8460

    or follow him on Twitter: @disneychris73

    - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

    - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

    - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, [email protected] will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is. 

    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

    2 hr 25 min
  • Episode 28: The Reimagination of World Showcase

    erry and Simone hit you full force with a double episode this week. After brainstorming the greatest movie idea of all time, they discuss how they would reimagine World Showcase to make it a perfect utopia. Then after exhausting every possibility, your Mouserantskeleaders slam you with a dose of DisBoards ranting, Hate Mail and a brand new Radio Wars segment...this time against one of the most poorly edited podcasts in the history of podcasts:   Behind the Magic.

    Check them out here:  https://www.btmpodcast.com/ 

     Also, look for a quick "news" segment, where J&S call shenanigans on a frivolous lawsuit.  Here is the link for that: http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/09/disneyland-pluto-hug-hurt-kid-video/

    - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

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    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

     

    3 hr 58 min
  • Episode 27: Strange Things, Upcoming Films and Porn

    This week, Jerry and Simone rant about the films Disney has in store for us in next two years, but not before doing commentary on musical porn, thank our degenerates, and rant about celebrities among other craziness.  So come join us on a magic carpet ride to hell and back again on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!

    You can follow along with our short commentaries on our Cocoscope page riiiight here:

    Knocked Up At 18

    Don't Cum All Over Me

    - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected]

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    WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

    1 hr 51 min

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Unfiltered 18+ cringe comedy podcast focusing on Walt Disney World and Disney media by Walt Disney World Degenerates for Degenerates just like you.