Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

Simone is out again, and it wouldn't be a Jerry Skids solo show without trashing the DisBoards!   Come take a journey with Skids as we:

- celebrate the hat's half demise

- go through yet another Starbucks rant as the Trolley Car Cafe is erected

- lament about how many opportunities for good food have been missed at the parks

- try and figure out why any guy would stay with Naya Rivera after her recently revealed secret

- discuss the WDW Arcade Crash of 2015

- ponder the World Showcase Expansion and get ready for what looks to really be Arendelle

- lambaste awful Disney Facebook posts

- and of course, destroy horrendous DisBoard posts

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On today's episode, Jerry and Simone give a proper send off to the land that Avatarland will be replacing, Camp Minnie-Mickey...one year after it closed.  Through commentaries, memories and discussions, they realize just how NOT missed that land will be.  Also on the bill, getting drunk at Starbucks and a bit of random gossip!

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Jerry and Simone are all over the place today as they celebrate the New Year by going over a bunch of stuff that happened within the Disney company in 2014. From movies released to the massive closings & firings in the parks, from injuries to soundtracks, they ring in 2015 the only way they know how...by over-analyzing everything! Be aware that J & S go off topic moreso than usual. There are way too many topics to list, but instead of a breakdown, we give you this:

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Jerry & Simone wish you a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS as they complain about more Christmas songs (mostly Disney related) and then run down their favorite Christmas memories including: Drinking (and eating) around the World: Holiday Style, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party and more!!!!  Also, they debut their new segment called: What The Fuck Did They Just Say?!

- We discuss Sleeves and his Christmas La La Song

- Even more terrible Christmas songs

- Live Nudity

- We try out our Radio Voices

- Commentary and Analysis on the Disney Princess Christmas Album

- Disney Royals

- Scatman Crothers

- Remembering Christmas in Disney World 2013

- Eating & Drinking Around Holidays Around The World

- Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party

- Resorts Around The Holidays

- SEGMENT: What The Fuck Did They Just Say?!

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This week, feeling the holiday season approaching, Jerry and Simone get down and dirty, discussing the ins and outs of a couple of Christmas songs, comment on Bob Iger spilling the beans to Variety, and discuss the food trucks at Disney Springs.

- Christmas Music At Work

- Jerry & Simone discuss what kind of pie Brenda Lee really wants

- We break down our least favorite Christmas song and explain why we hate it so much

- Star Wars "Announcement" and Iger beating down Star Wars fans & Online Trading Cards

- Avatarland Update, Riding inside a Banshee

- Gerard Depardieu is NOT Jean Reno

- Food Trucks Baby!!!!!!!!!  FOOD TRUCKS!!!!!

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Jerry & Simone complain about their upcoming trip, then break away from park talk and complain about all the terrible animated films Disney decided to offer us between 2000 and 2009.  From ugly CGI abominations to the Sherman Brothers at their worst, take a ride in Time Machine 2 and let's go not -so-far back to the most heinous decade in Disney history.

Topics:

- Nat Geo Water & Aidsnado

- Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens: The Trailer

- Pool Renovation At The Yacht & Beach

- Trattoria al Forno (as read from Disney Food Blog and Disney's website)

- Why Tarzan ruined Disney movies for the next decade

- The Tigger Movie, Dinosaur. The Emperor's New Groove, Recess: School's Out, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Return To Never Land, Lilo & Stitch, Treasure Planet, Jungle Book 2, Piglet's Big Movie, Brother Bear, Teacher's Pet, Home on the Range, Pooh's Heffalump Movie, Chicken Little, The Wild, Meet The Robinsons, Enchanted

- We ignore Bolt and Princess & The Frog....for NOW....

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Happy Thanksgiving!!!  Jerry & Simone finally return with a double episode you can really be thankful for!  So while you are stuck in traffic and before you put on Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant for the 15th time today in preparation of stuffing your face with all kinds of shit, put on the podcast and RELAX!!!  Today we discuss the 10,000 expansions in the news, we read a whole bunch of Hate Mail and DisBoard Posts, and we make fun of the lying little bitches in the Save Off Kilter campaign.  Finally, we are thankful for our imaginations not being overtaken by disgusting corporate greed as we ponder what lands would could think of that would be better than the debacle that is Avatarland!

- Goodbye Hat

- Goobye Jack Sparrow's Shit Show

- Narnia Was A Thing?

- The MGM Expansion

- *BREAKING NEWS: Turner Classic Movies Sponsors GMR*

- The Africa Expansion

- The Force Awakens this Friday

- We answer some Hate Mail (You all find out why Leo Gill is a piece of shit)

- Jerry bitches about the DisBoards again with specific examples

- Save Off Kilter is an organization filled with complete liars

- Our ideas for lands, areas and even possible 5th gates that would be 3 trillion times better than Avatarland!

Happy Halloween my ghoulish followers!  Today you're in for a super spooktacular treat!!  A GLORIOUS 3 hour episode!!!!   MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Today, Jerry and Simone discuss how ghoulishly horrible Future World is slowly becoming and 

- What attractions would be scariest if the Animatronics came to life

- What happened to EPCOT Center??

- Spaceship Earth or Why Dame Judy Dench Hates Us So Much

- Earth Station v. Project Tomorrow

- Communicore v. Innoventions

- The Land (From Nutrition to Hang Gliding in a State No One Cares About)

- From The Living Seas to The Dead Seas 

- No Imagination In Imagination

- The Tragedy That Is The Magic Eye Theatre

- The Wonders of Life - Rubbing a Truly Destroyed Pavilion In Our Faces Every Day

- Universe of Energy - a Salvageable Mess

- World of Motion

- Horizons: Replaced With a Known Murderer

- How can we save Future World from it's Ultimate Destruction?

- Horrific Endings to Beloved Walt Disney World Attractions

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Jerry reads and answers the latest hate mail then plays audio from the Tomorrowland panel at ComicCon.

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This week, after a quick Comic Con recap, Jerry & Simone continue their look back at 2005 with commentary on The Happiest Celebration on Earth Travel Planning DVD.

Follow along with the clip below.  Please hit the play button as Jerry yells PLAY! to follow along properly! Enjoy!!!!

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