Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth

Today, Jerry and Simone turn down the mean as they interview podcaster, author, dreamer and all-around nice guy, Joe Pardo.  The unofficial topic of today is "Attractions with an Environmental Message" (or lack thereof), but quickly deteriorates into a more in depth discussion of the parks and films.   For those of you degenerates who don't like a break from the anger, don't you worry, Mouse Rants will be back in full force aggression next week.

Also, the full-length "OFF THE WALL", offensive, and revolutionary musical episode of Mouse Rants is set to release on Memorial Day (May 25th), so tell all your friends!

Check out Joe's projects here!  

http://jpar.co/

http://howtodream.co/

https://vimeo.com/122677101

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Back by popular demand, Jerry and Simone get viciously hysterical in their Radio Wars segment as they do a full commentary on the latest episode of WDW Main Street where the guest is the man who inspired the segment...the man who completely ignores uncensored podcasts yet says he "doesn't express favoritism"....the man who believes he's qualified to judge other people.... Well, you'll see...  So come on ya degenerates, take a ride through some DisBoards posts and a topic you won't wanna miss with the MouseRantskaleaders themselves.

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In today's double episode, Jerry & Simone continue their discussion on bathrooms around WDW, this time moving onto MGM and Animal Kingdom, then finally make their way to new hate mail and introduce a new segment to the show!!  Fun times in a long action-packed episode!!!!

- The Future of Captain EO

- Be Our Guest breakfast menu

- Wi-Fi Upgrade in the Parks

- Innoventions West

- Selfie Stick Ban

- Urinating and Defecating Around MGM Studios and Animal Kingdom

- SEGMENT: Hate Mail

- Radio Wars: Just because we make fun of you, doesn’t mean we can’t promote you:

                 Enchanted Tiki Talk 

                 Be Our Guest Podcast 

                 WDW News Today 

                 DIS Unplugged 

- SEGMENT: A few Awful Disney Facebook and DisBoards Rants

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This week, Jerry & Simone go through some of the worst moments in WDW Attractions.  From cheesy dialogue to terrible smells, they pick apart various attractions around the park, pulling out the things they could really do without.  Also, after a rousing game of PCND, with the announcements of Frozen 2, they try to figure out why people could possibly be excited for a Disney sequel.  So strap in, MouseRantsketeers and find out what the sultans have in store for you.

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This week, Simone and Jerry take it to the bathrooms as they rate and review every bathroom they've ever been to in the Magic Kingdom and Epcot.  Also, their annoyance at Breaking News that they already broke three months ago and a mentally draining History of Canada.

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(note: any similarities are purely coincidental as the hosts have had some somewhat eerily, yet similar experiences as other folks out there in Radioland)

Simone's Skype seems to be crapping out on her this week, so she will be on hiatus today...again. Instead, Jerry goes over some recent WDW news, rants about how ridiculous the act of trying to ban words is, and then once again heads over to the different Disney groups on Facebook, as well as the Disboards to complain about the idiots who post there.  And believe me, this one is more brutal than the last one....

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This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by special guests, Karen & Connie as they reflect on and rant about their recent trip to Disneyland for the first time. The wine and beer flows as they try to figure out who had it worse in the parks this winter.  Here are some topics that were discussed:

- The Sad State of Downtown Disney

- Magic Kingdom Extra Magic Hours

- Walt Disney Family Museum

- Disneyland Closings

- WDW Covered Landmarks

- Radiator Springs

- Look Up

- Anna & Elsa

- Backstage & No Magic

- Eating, and more importantly...drinking

- Legacy Fastpass

- Hate Mail

- and much much more...

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This week, after a night of sake and singing at Kimonos, Jerry & Simone go over the first half of their Walt Disney World trip, discussing:

- Why Southwest Airlines sucks

- The difference between racism and thinking other cultures can be obnoxious when they visit

- 7 Dwarves Mine Train

- The new Peter Pan queue

- Cast Members who SHOULD be able to act!!!!

- Badly trained Cast Members

- Badly trained parents

- Construction everywhere

- Assholes at Wishes

- The smell of the Electric Umbrella

- Restaurant Marrakesh

- The Frozen Sing-a-Long

- and much much more!!!!

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In this episode, recorded live, Jerry & Simone continue their trip as they encounter a timeshare salesman (for DVC) in World Showcase, take a rant-filled walk through Downtown Disney, give live commentary on a few attractions, dodge cheerleaders and Brazilian tour groups left and right, take you on a Lou Mongello-style tour of the Mexico Pavilion, flip out at a bunch of assholes during IllumiNations on the slowest day in the history of Epcot, and much much more!!! Also, Strong Bad takes you around Fantasyland and Tomorrowland for no real reason whatsoever...

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In this episode, Jerry & Simone take it to the parks LIVE as they interview Norwegians about the upcoming changes happening in Norway, watch and comment on the terrible Lumberjack show in Canada, get bombarded by Brazilians and much much more!!!

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