It’s finally time, SaysWhovia. Dan and Maureen are going on their long-planned trip to DisneyWorld! 

Sort of! Dan has a story to tell everyone at any rate—a long and wonderful tale of a man named Ron who decided to make beef with a big mouse. This story has everything! Sort of Nazis! A frozen head! Magic water! The British royal family! And the fate of a man who thought he could take down Disney. He fucked around, and he found out.

Get a drink and sit back. Dan is here to tell it all.

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