This week, a mom calls her son, who is named John. Both are British. I guess that's the joke TBH. Sorry. 

Then it's another installment of America's favorite sandwich based radio program, Make Me a Sandwich. 

Reference:

Do you know what the days of the week are? Be honest. It's okay, I got you. 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_the_days_of_the_week

Elevenses, a small meal at one of the hours in the morning. Will you believe which one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevenses

Emotional eating http://www.helpguide.org/articles/diet-weight-loss/emotional-eating.htm

Finland called me up (on the telephone (it's a thing)). 

Then there's a radio show about what the afterlife might be like. 

References:

Have you considered visiting to Finland to make a house out of macaroni? 
http://www.visitfinland.com/

Macaroni fuels the European economy according to this link which I haven't read 
https://europa.eu/european-union/about-eu/figures/economy_en 

I don't have any actual answers about the afterlife but maybe this website does 
http://www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/spiritual-research/afterlife/ 

This week, two fellas have a rap battle, and its another installment of Crackin' Up, the nations only call in jokes show. 

References

The Great Cosmic Joke http://upliftconnect.com/cosmic-joke/ 

Ladies can totally be mechanics http://www.womeninautomotive.com/

British English is different than American English 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_American_and_British_English

Then Who Was Phone? http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/then-who-was-phone

I get a phone call from England, and they're wondering how long they have to keep being British. 

Then it's America's favorite growth-related call in show, Corpuscles. What's growing on you this week?

References:

The Roman Empire http://www.roman-empire.net/

Corpuscles (not at all what I thought when I did this) 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpuscle