In this absolutely unhinged episode of Movie Torture, Brad Lowe breaks down the horror-thriller Obsession—a movie that starts as awkward crush energy and somehow spirals into cursed romance, dead cat sandwiches, demon-girlfriend behavior, and supernatural emotional damage.

Brad hilariously walks through the story of Bear Bailey, a painfully awkward guy who uses a creepy magical item called the “One Wish Willow” to make his crush Nikki fall in love with him… which immediately turns into the worst relationship in cinematic history. What follows is escalating chaos involving haunted Build-A-Bear vibes, pee puddles, self-stabbing party games, customer service for cursed objects, and one of the most disturbing lunch scenes ever put on screen.

Throughout the episode, Brad delivers nonstop commentary and savage one-liners, comparing Bear to “the human version of typing and deleting a text for 45 minutes” while repeatedly questioning why horror movie characters keep buying obviously evil magical items. The recap somehow balances gross-out horror, emotional loneliness, absurd comedy, and relationship satire all at once.

By the end, the episode becomes less about a horror movie and more about obsession, loneliness, and what happens when someone tries to force love instead of letting it happen naturally. Brad closes things out by warning listeners to avoid cursed romance driftwood, haunted relationships, and—most importantly—dead cat sandwiches.

Brad breaks down a chaotic, over-the-top sequel where survivor Grace (Samara Weaving) goes from final girl to public enemy #1. After escaping the deadly game in the first movie, she’s immediately pulled back into an even bigger nightmare—this time facing a full council of elite, twisted families all competing to kill her for power.

Teamed up (and handcuffed) with newcomer Faith (Katherine Newton), Grace is thrown into a brutal, rule-heavy death game that feels like rich people Hunger Games with zero logic and maximum insanity. Each family hunts differently, creating total chaos—like a group chat where no one agrees but everyone wants you dead.

The movie escalates with wild kills, bizarre rules (break them and you literally explode), and a ridiculous “marriage loophole” where Grace can survive by marrying into one of the families. Instead, she fakes compliance and turns the tables—ending the entire system with nothing more than a pen.

In the end, alliances collapse, the elites destroy themselves, and Grace doesn’t just survive—she wipes out the whole corrupt structure. Brad calls it bigger, crazier, and somehow better than the original, leaning fully into its madness.

Brad revisits Just Like Heaven and breaks down a rom-com that asks one simple question: what if your roommate is a ghost… and also kind of the boss of you?

The movie follows David (Mark Ruffalo), a sad, grieving guy just trying to reset his life, who moves into a new apartment—only to find Elizabeth (Reese Witherspoon), a high-strung doctor, already “living” there… despite possibly not being alive. What starts as a bizarre roommate dispute quickly turns into a strange partnership as David realizes he’s the only one who can see her.

Instead of doing the logical thing (leaving immediately), David sticks around—mostly because, as Brad points out, “she’s Reese Witherspoon.” The two go from arguing like a dysfunctional married couple to teaming up on a mission to uncover what happened to Elizabeth before it’s too late.

Brad leans into the absurdity—calling out the wild decision-making (like casually living with a ghost), the awkward public conversations that make David look insane, and the ridiculous dynamic of being bossed around by someone who technically isn’t even on the lease. But underneath the chaos, he admits the movie has some charm, blending humor, emotion, and an unexpected love story.

In the end, the mystery gets solved, Elizabeth comes back to life, and the film lands on its core message about connection—even if the journey there is weird.

Brad kicks it off with, “I watched a movie…” and this one goes off the rails fast.

A group of guys is living it up, celebrating, acting like family — and then a duffel bag full of cash drops into the middle of everything. That’s it. That’s the moment. The vibe is gone instantly.

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad breaks down how quickly things flip:

• Friends turn into suspects
• Conversations get awkward fast
• Everyone starts thinking two steps ahead… or at least they think they are
• And nobody trusts anybody

Brad leans into the real tension of the movie — it’s not about stealing money, it’s about what happens after the money shows up. The paranoia, the quiet scheming, the side-eye moments where you realize the group isn’t a group anymore.

He walks through the cast dynamics in his signature style:

• Ben Affleck trying to hold the chaos together
• Matt Damon making you question every move he makes
• Alicia Vikander being the only one saying what everyone should be thinking

Along the way, Brad goes on classic tangents about:

• Why a duffel bag of money instantly destroys friendships
• How everyone thinks they’re the smartest person in the room
• And why situations like this never end the way people think they will

The episode builds as Brad unpacks how small decisions turn into big problems, and how fast things spiral once trust is gone. By the time everything plays out, you’re left asking one question:

Was it ever about the money… or was it always about what people were willing to do for it?

Tune in for the full breakdown, the tangents, and the moments where Brad calls out exactly what everyone watching is thinking.

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one immediately puts everyone in a situation that makes zero sense — if you fall asleep, you die… and if you don’t sleep, you lose your mind.

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad breaks down Freddy vs. Jason, a matchup that sounds legendary until you actually think about what it means for everyone involved. Because now you’ve got:

• One killer who gets you in your dreams
• One killer who gets you in real life
• And absolutely no good option for survival

Brad leans into the chaos right away — calling it less of a horror movie and more of a no-win scenario where the rules themselves are the problem. The moment you understand the setup, you realize nobody is coming out of this okay.

He walks through the wild premise:

• Freddy needs fear to exist again
• So his solution is… bring Jason back to do the dirty work
• Which sounds like a plan until you remember Jason doesn’t follow plans

Brad goes in on that decision, breaking it down in his signature style — pointing out that hiring someone like Jason isn’t strategy, it’s chaos. Once he shows up, there’s no control, no boundaries, and no off switch.

As the episode builds, Brad highlights:

• The group of teens trying to outthink something you can’t outthink
• The idea that “just don’t sleep” somehow becomes a real plan
• And how quickly everything spirals once both threats are active

Of course, the tangents hit:

• Why staying awake is not a real strategy for survival
• What sleep deprivation actually does to you
• And how this might be one of the worst situations anyone could be dropped into

The tension keeps rising as Brad unpacks the core problem:

What do you do when every option leads to the same outcome?

By the time it all collides, you’re not just watching a showdown — you’re watching a situation that was doomed from the start. Two unstoppable forces, zero control, and people stuck in the middle trying to figure out rules that don’t exist.

Tune in for the full breakdown, the tangents, and Brad reacting to a movie that fully commits to putting everyone in the worst possible position.

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one hits different — not because of action or twists, but because it slowly turns a dream job into something way more intense.

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad dives into The Devil Wears Prada, where a young woman lands the opportunity of a lifetime… and realizes almost immediately that something is off. What looks like success on the outside quickly feels like survival on the inside.

Brad leans into the central tension:

• This isn’t a normal workplace
• Nobody helps you
• Nobody relaxes
• And one person controls the entire room without raising her voice

He breaks down the environment in his signature way — calling it less of a job and more of a high-pressure, no-smile, whisper-driven system where every move matters. The second the boss walks in, everything changes. Conversations stop, energy shifts, and people start moving like they’re trying not to get noticed.

Brad walks through the characters:

• Anne Hathaway trying to keep up in a world she was never prepared for
• Meryl Streep running everything with quiet, calculated intensity
• Emily Blunt operating at a stress level that never drops

Along the way, Brad goes on classic tangents about:

• Why hiring someone and then refusing to train them makes no sense
• How quickly people adapt to toxic environments and start acting like it’s normal
• And how easy it is to lose yourself when success starts demanding more than you expected

The episode builds around one big question:

How far do you go to “make it”… and when do you realize it’s costing you too much?

As the pressure rises and expectations get more unrealistic, Brad unpacks how small compromises start stacking up — until the person at the beginning of the movie doesn’t look the same anymore.

If you’ve ever chased something you thought you wanted… this one hits differently.

Tune in for the full breakdown, the tangents, and Brad calling out the moments that make you stop and think, “yeah… that’s not normal.”

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one immediately raises questions — mainly, why does an entire town think the best way to solve problems is to shoot each other at noon?

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad dives into The Quick and the Dead, where daily life revolves around a dueling tournament with one simple rule: win… or you’re done. What should feel like a Western turns into something way more chaotic — a town where death is basically part of the schedule.

Brad leans into the absurdity right away:

• People casually gather to watch shootouts like it’s entertainment
• Newcomers would immediately realize something is very wrong
• And somehow, this is treated like normal community life

He breaks down the cast dynamics with his usual energy:

• Sharon Stone rolling in with a clear mission and unfinished business
• Gene Hackman running the town like he enjoys every second of the chaos
• Leonardo DiCaprio bringing confidence that doesn’t match the situation
• Russell Crowe just trying to exist in the middle of it all

As the episode builds, Brad highlights what makes the movie stand out:

• The over-the-top duels with dramatic standoffs and drawn-out tension
• Characters treating life-or-death moments like performances
• And the constant feeling that nobody is making normal decisions

Of course, Brad goes off on tangents about:

• Why this might be the worst town to ever move into
• How every disagreement somehow turns into a shootout
• And why adding flair to a duel is the last thing anyone should be doing

At its core, the episode keeps circling one idea:

What happens when a place normalizes chaos… and nobody questions it?

As the story unfolds, motives become clearer, revenge comes into focus, and every duel carries more weight than the last. But through it all, Brad keeps calling out the same thing — this world makes no sense, and that’s exactly what makes it so watchable.

Tune in for the full breakdown, the tangents, and Brad reacting in real time to a movie that fully commits to its own ridiculous rules.

On this episode of Movie Torture, Brad and Jacob kick things off by roasting MTD for buying a Honda Civic like he just joined the underground street racing scene at age 87. From there, the show immediately derails into couch trauma, Fear Factor takes, and whether Jacob’s dark lighting setup makes him look more like a Dateline informant or a full-blown rat.

Then the boys finally get to Primate, a movie they were way too excited for, only to discover it’s basically a rich family drama interrupted by a chimp in a Party City suit going absolutely feral. Along the way, Brad gives a one-minute synopsis that somehow includes rabies, deaf dads, Deadpool guys getting face-ripped, and the phrase “dead monkey, bad monkey,” while Jacob rightfully asks why a horror movie in 2026 still has ten straight minutes of unsubtitled sign language.

They also debate whether the monkey is CGI or just Troy in a fur suit, whether chimps can swim, whether a pet monkey is a power move or a facial reconstruction waiting to happen, and whether MTD would ride a Walmart scooter just for the free parking. By the end, the monkey is ripping jaws off, scalping pool girls, handing out body parts like party favors, and somehow the only people who live are the ones who absolutely deserved to die.

In short: Primate is a movie where everyone reaches for their phones, nobody grabs a knife, and Brad and Jacob somehow spend just as much time talking about monkey murder, Czech Cola, and Komodo dragons at Walmart as they do the actual plot.

On this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, and the legendary beach-dwelling MTD set out to review The Housemaid, but as usual the movie takes a backseat to discussions about dispensaries popping up on every corner, Brad’s aunt accusing him of being gay at family gatherings, and a deeply philosophical debate about whether it’s acceptable to “duke on top of a duke” in a gas station bathroom.

Things spiral quickly.

Brad debuts a new sponsor called Sweeney Suppressant, a spray designed to help men focus on the plot whenever Sydney Sweeney appears on screen, while Jacob questions how anyone in Hollywood stays married if their job description involves making out with coworkers for millions of dollars.

Eventually they remember there’s a movie to talk about.

The Housemaid starts with Sydney Sweeney taking a job cleaning a mansion where the family appears normal for about ten minutes before the wife begins screaming, firing her repeatedly, and trashing the house like a raccoon on espresso. Meanwhile the husband turns out to be a manipulative psycho who locks women in attic bedrooms and assigns bizarre punishments like pulling out 100 hairs or cutting yourself with broken china.

But the twist?

Sydney Sweeney isn’t the victim.

She’s basically Dexter for abusive husbands.

The guys break down the wild third act where teeth get ripped out with pliers, fancy plates get smashed out of pure revenge, and the villain gets locked in his own torture room like a DIY Saw trap.

Along the way the conversation somehow detours into:

1. Brad’s dad getting locked inside a car at a dealership
2. Whether Betty Rubble was hotter than Wilma (again)
3. Kirk Cameron and the Left Behind franchise
4. The possibility of Movie Torture reviewing Christian apocalypse movies next
5. MTD’s inevitable death in every episode scenario

By the end, everyone agrees The Housemaid is actually good — which almost never happens on this show — earning a rare Movie Gold rating and immediate excitement for Housemaid 2.

In summary:

A thriller about a killer housemaid somehow turns into a podcast about dispensaries, church movies, gas station bathroom ethics, and why Brad believes hiring Sydney Sweeney as a house cleaner would destroy most marriages.

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On this week's episode the guys head to the police car and talk, "Car 54, Where are You? Brad opens the show talking about how his son said one of his favorite 90's country songs is now creepy. "Daddy's Hand's" then Jacob ruins "Another on Bites the Dust" for the guys.

Brad wonders if he died would his wife ever hear the final podcast he made just for her, MTD and Brad spiral into a funny bit about how each cast member of the show would meet their demise.

The guys open a new segment where they talk about the movies that were playing while this movie was in the movies. Brad and Jacob both agree "Body Snatchers" is the best.

Jacob says Brad proposes at least 10 times a show that they should do another movie.

They all agree Rosie O'Donnell is miscast in this movie and wonder why this movie has 3 annoying voices in it.

Finally, they do compare MTD to grandpa Munster who is in this movie. You do not want to miss this arresting episode.

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