This week we talk ugly celebrities, Nick's dedication to filatio, Errol's utter lack of respect for first dates, and we make a shot bet! Bet you didn't expect this kind of convo from a Werner Herzog film!

Act I: What's more important, face or voice acting?

Act II: Aguirre: The Wrath of God Review

Act III: Should you drink before a date/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: El Dorado

1 Tbsp Honey

1 1/2 oz Lemon Juice

2 oz Tequila

Orange Slice

Add ingredients to shaker, shake and strain into tumbler with ice. Garnish with a slice of orange.

In an unprecedented event, Nick refuses to atone for his Shot bet loss, but we'll get to that another time. We're here to talk Incredibles 2 and all it's money making glory! Also somehow women's suffrage gets brought up.

Act I: Demographic reviewers

Act II: Incredibles 2 review

Act III: 14 year gap/1 Shot

Drink of the week: Hypnotiq Breeze

2 oz Hypnotiq Liqueur

1 oz Coconut rum

splash of pineapple juice

Mix all three ingredients in glass with ice and stir. Simple!

For some reason we force westerns on each other, and are quickly learning that that's not the move! But we have to honor our traditions. Along the way we talk the difference between a ladyboy and a ladyman, which Dalton seems to know about.

Act I: Where would you run?

Nick - Thailand

Errol - Mexico

Rob - New Zealand

Dalton - Europe

Act II: All the Pretty Horses review

Act III: 4 Shots/All the Pretty Horses vs. Batman Vs. Superman

Drink of the week: Michelada

1 Beer

12 oz Clamato

2 oz Lime Juice

1 tsp Worcestershire sauce

1/2 tsp maggi seasoning

1 tbsp salt

1/2 tsp. chili powder

Mix Clamato Juice, lime juice, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, maggi, and beer

Take glass, rub rim with lime, dip in salt/chili powder mix, add ice, and then pour mixture into glass

We're talking Hell again! That's right, the sinful sons sit down to discuss the 90s Keanu Reeves Charlize Theron action film! Just kidding. Here's a supernatural thriller.

Act I: Deal with the Devil

Nick - A chance to meet Emilia Clarke and have a bunch of money

Errol - His soul can't be tortured

Rob - Choose when he dies, and space travel

Dalton - Bench press more weight

Act II: Devil's Advocate review

Act III: 4 Shots/rather see burn in hell? Popcorn or Lawyers.

Drink of the Week: Spicy Devil

2 oz Brandy

1/2 oz White creme de menthe

Pinch Cayenne Pepper

Shake Brandy and mint liqueur, strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with Cayenne Pepper

We know, don't talk Star Wars with Nick and Errol while they're drinking, but isn't it just a little bit fun? You be the judge!

Act I: What makes a Star Wars Movie

Act II: Solo Review

Act III: What sequel would you like to see/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: Solo Cocktail

Bourbon

Rocks

Mix it. Don't drive or fly though.

Second Television review of the year this week as the guy's tackle season one of NBC's newer comedy with Ted Danson! No not that one. No, not that one either. 

Act I: Our own personal Hell

Act II: The Good Place season 1

Act III: Favorite moment/2.5 shots

Drink of the week: Manhattan - Boulevardier

2 oz Rye

3/4 oz Sweet Red Vermouth

2 dashes Bitters

Cherry

2 Campari Ice Cubes

Mix 1 1/2 oz water with 1/2 oz Campari and freeze. Take bitters, rye and vermouth and mix in cocktail shaker, pour into a glass and garnish with cherry and Campari ice. drink slow to let the campari melt and turn the drink into a boulevardier

The boys imagine their own "what if" town of western anarchy as we set up a saloon where Errol feeds a crazy Dalton cannibal soup as he shoots up visitors who come to Rob to get new prosthetic limbs made of mercury then they go to Nick's hospital to be assigned exactly two shots of whiskey by Errol and the circle starts over....it's weird. We're weird.

Act I: Old West Occupation

Act II: Maverick Review

Act III: Favorite Scene/ 2 Shots Unanimous

Drink of the week: Poker Face

3 oz Tequila

6 oz Orange Juice

1 1/2 oz Triple Sec

Twist of lime

Shake ingredients together and strain into highball glass. Garnish with your favorite circular fruit and an umbrella toothpick then Ante Up!

A little late's better than never as the guys get deeply philosophical with their act I topic. Oh, and there's a movie review in there somewhere.

Act I: What will we regret as a society?

Act II: Loving Review

Act III: 3 Shots/Tom Hardy impressions

Drink of the week: Black and White Daiquiri

12 Blackberries

2 oz Coconut Rum

1 oz White Rum

3/4 oz Blackberry Liqueur

1/2 oz lime juice

1/2 oz water

Muddle blackberries, add all other ingredients with ice, shake and strain into a martini glass.

At long last it's here. 10 years in the making and the MoT boys talk full spoilers right out the gate, so if you haven't seen it. Tune out until you do, cause Nick ain't fuckin' around, and neither is Thanos.

Act I: Summer Movie Wager

Act II: Infinity War Review

Act III: How far will they walk it back/0 Shots

Drink of the week: Commonwealth Cocktail

1 1/2 oz blended Scotch whisky 1 oz Hawthorn Drinks Honey and Lavender Shrub 1/2 oz Hawthorn Drinks Dandelion & Burdock Syrup 3-4 Drops Commonwealth Bitters (contains 71 ingredients)

Put ingredients in shaker and shake, double strain into coupe glass.

You ever wonder what those old friends from High School are like now? Maybe you go back home and take a night on the town at the one bar and hang out to catch up? Well we do that every week here at MoT and this week we're doing it with Super Troopers 2!

Act I: Comedy sequels

Act II: Super Troopers 2 Review

Act III: Comedy sequel we want to see/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: The Canadian

Maple leaf candy

2 dashes bitters

1 Large Ice Cube

2 oz Canadian whisky

Lemon Peel

Cut Maple leaf in half and put in glass with bitters, muddle into paste, add ice and whisky, take lemon peel and squeeze it over glass to get the oils out, then rub the peel around the rim before dropping into glass.