We strap in for yet another awful movie pick from Nick. I guess when you break the seal on 5 Shots, they just flood right in. Tune in to hear us talk a bunch of shit on this awful movie that has a 76% on Rotten tomatoes. Also we talk about people who talk to animals.

Act I: Favorite Zoolingualist

Act II: A Boy and His Dog Review

Act III: 5 Shots

Drink of the Week: Nuclear Daquiri

1/2 oz Bacardi Carta Blanca rum
1/2 ozWray & Nephew Overproof rum
1/2 oz Crème de Banane 
1/2 oz sugar syrup
1 1/2 oz lime juice
Lime wheel to garnish

Shake all ingredients in boston shaker and strain into coupe glass

Dalton returns to grace us with his presence and sit us down to talk about a 3 and a half hour classic by none other than, you guessed it, Akira Kurasawa. Our review of his entire catalog is nearing completion, and you can pretty much guess at this point what each of us will think about it if you've listened to previous reviews of Kurasawa's movies we've done. Nonetheless, we ramble, we love, and we drink!

Act I: Favorite Type of Warrior

Act II: Seven Samurai review

Act III: 2.5 Shots/Favorite Samurai

Drink of the week: Seven Samurai Sunrise

1 oz Cointreau

1 oz Brokers London Dry Gin

1 oz Yoshinogawa Winter Warrior Junmai Ginjo Sake

1/2 oz Cantaloupe

1/2 oz Pineapple juice

1 egg white.

Dry shake/Shake/Strain, garnish with Peychauds bitters pattern. 

Another lady joins the MoT crew this week with special guest Claudia Santangelo! She stops in to give the guys a what's what on alcohol, and gave us her own drink of the week for our movie! Be sure to check out http://wordswhiskeyandwanderlust.com/ for more of her cocktails, travel blogs and poetic whiskey tumblers! And as always, enjoy, ya filthy animals.

Act I: Words, Whiskey and Wanderlust

Act II: Days of Thunder review

Act III: 2 Shots/Favorite Tom Cruise Movie

Drink of the week: Rolling Thunder

Pour the peach liqueur, triple sec, bourbon whiskey and peach schnapps into a cocktail shaker half-filled with crushed ice. Shake well, and strain into a frosted glass mug with a few ice cubes. Fill with orange and pineapple juice, to taste, and stir. Garnish with a slice of orange centered on the rim.

Special guest Courtney Porter joins in on this week's review to help prove the Mot boys aren't misogynists as we get fancy with a foreign Flick. Apologies for audio issues, as we did a different method of recording for this one.

Act I: Courtney Porter

Act II: Force Majeure Review

Act III: 2 Shots/ Go-to comedy/comedian

Drink of the Week: Avalanche Cocktail

2 oz Banana liqueur

1 oz Creme liqueur

1/2 oz Amaretto liqueur

1 oz Half and half

1 oz Milk

1/2 Banana

blend all ingredients together with ice and serve in a collins glass with a banana slice as garnish and serve to your best lactose intolerant friend.

Dalton returns from his hiatus to say hi and hit us with an Improv pick from Mike Burbiglia, and he finally gets to talk about the PC madness and social justice warrior mentality in comedy, which is something we've definitely danced around often in the past. Let Dalton know how much you missed him this week on MoT!

Act I: PC ruins comedy

Act II: Don't Think Twice Review

Act III: Dalton's movie progress/3 Shots

Drink of the Week: Improv Vodka Old Fashioned

2 oz Vodka

Lemon Wheel

Dashes Bitters

Sugar Cube

Club Soda

Put Lemon Wheel, bitters, and sugar cube in glass and muddle together, then mix in Vodka and a splash of Club Soda and stir with ice.

Special Guest Zach Smorch joins in to help us review an Edgar Wright cult classic! No, not that one. No, not that one either. Fine. It's Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. Zach puts the rest of the MoT boys to shame with his own drunkenness in honor of the holiday. You're Welcome Derek. If anyone else wants us to review a movie of their choice on the holiday, write us at [email protected] with a suggestion!

Act I: St. Patrick's Day

Act II: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Act III: Favorite Ex in the movie/2 shots

Drink of the Week: Green Beer

Your favorite Pilsner + Blue dye. That's it. Get blacked out!

Nick subjects us to his March new release pick as we talk about the classic YA novel turned film A Wrinkle in Time! March is a slow month, so you'll have to forgive us, for we are very unforgiving in this episode, even without Dalton's cynicism. Enjoy?

Act I: YA Novels

Act II: A Wrinkle in Time Review

Act III: Ramblings/ 5 Shots!

Drink of the Week: Tesseract

1 1/2 oz Gin

1/2 oz Aperol

2 oz Grapefruit Juice

Mix ingredients together in a shaker and shake, strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Drink a lot of them for this movie

It's a calmer sea in the MoT liquor pool sans Dalton this week. Could be the subject matter, could be like missing a Beatle! You tell us, cause we're in for a morbid episode as we tackle season one of the only show that doesn't let you avoid thinking about death for 13 episodes straight.

Act I: How are you going to die?

Act II: Six Feet Under Review

Act III: Best season 1 you've seen/ 2 Shots

Drink of the Week: Six Feet Under Cocktail

1/2 oz Everclear

1 1/2 oz Root Liqueur

1/2 oz Faretti

Ginger Ale

Mint, lime, bitters

Muddle together mint, lime and bitters in a cocktail glass. Add alcohol, and fill with Ginger Ale.

Dalton sticks around for one more week to sit with us as we talk best and worst in terms of music videos before taking on that old CG movie you may have seen commercials for in the past, but just never got around to seeing. We've also listed links to all the music videos below in the show notes, if you're interested in visualizing what we're talking about.

Act I: Music Videos

Act II: 9 Review

Act III: Childhood movie most afraid of rewatching

Drink of the Week: Absinthe

1 1/2 oz absinthe

6 oz water

Sugar Cube

Use absinthe spoon to lay sugar cube on over glass with absinthe in it. Light sugar cube on fire, then slowly allow water to drip onto the flame, dousing it and letting it drip into the glass, filling it. Enjoy.

Music Videos

Freedom! 90 - George Michael

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A

Miss Atomic Bomb - The Killers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qok9Ialei4c

The Man - The Killers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k

Serotonia - Highly Suspect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P027oGJy2n4

3005 - Childish Gambino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG35R8F2j8k

Tonight, Tonight - Smashing Pumpkins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo

Across the Universe - Fiona Apple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ5WPXxNzPU

Loyalty - Kendrick Lamar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlh-dzB2U4Y

Ghosts - Mint Trip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkU68X0Zh5g

Meta vs. inside joke is our sidetrack this week on the way to discussing all things Marvel in the latest addition to the MCU. Nick's memory betrays him yet again and Dalton becomes pressured to define foil. We also have some changes coming soon to the podcast, but don't worry! We'll always be here for you, dear listeners. Also we do a shot bet on the sex of Rob's future kid.

Act I: Favorite Marvel Villains

Act II: Black Panther review

Act III: Dalton's leaving/ 1 Shot

Drink of the Week: Dawa Cocktail

1 teaspoon sugar

2 oz vodka

Quarter lime

crushed ice

Dawa stick in honey

put lime, sugar and vodka in glass and muddle with a Dawa stick dipped in honey. Add crushed ice and enjoy!