We're talking about Minutes 13-14 of The Muppet Christmas Carol, in which Scrooge is not amused by nephew Fred and Bunsen & Beaker ask for money. With special guest Patrick Cotnoir of The George Lucas Talk Show!

PLUS: Fond memories of Mercer Mayer books! Rats entertain us when we pause the Blu-ray! So many Steve & Dave duos! How long did Queen Victoria reign? A very controversial Muppet movie ranking! And who invented wreaths?

ALSO: GLTS Steve Whitmire?

ALSO: Watch the George Lucas Talk Show's Muppets Tonight marathon on YouTube!

Hosted by Anthony Strand & Ryan Roe

Guest Patrick Cotnoir

Produced & Edited by Ryan Roe

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We're talking about Minutes 11-12 of The Muppet Christmas Carol, in which Scrooge is grumpy and Nephew Fred drops by to spread cheer. With special guest Marisa LaScala of SportsAlcohol.com!

PLUS: The great Mickey vs. Muppet debate! What does "our assets are frozen" really mean? Are there only two songs in this movie? Mystery Science Theater Rizzo! And when will the name "Ebenezer" make a comeback?

ALSO: Read Ryan's article on the many, many Muppets named Fred on ToughPigs.com!

Hosted by Anthony Strand & Ryan Roe

Guest Marisa LaScala

Produced & Edited by Ryan Roe

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We're talking about Minutes 09-10 of The Muppet Christmas Carol, in which Scrooge arrives at work and is very mean. With special guest Jarrod Fairclough!

PLUS: How many times does Scrooge say "humbug?" Is Rizzo a good cleaning tool? One of the harshest moments in a Muppet movie! It's a good time to be a Muppet rat! And is this Rizzo's brother?

ALSO: Read Jarrod's review of the Rich Little episode of The Muppet Show on ToughPigs.com!

ALSO: Read Roz and Anthony's review of the Rich Little episode of The Muppet Show on ToughPigs.com!

ALSO: Read Jarrod's explanation of how The Muppet Christmas Carol is a horror movie on ToughPigs.com!

Hosted by Anthony Strand & Ryan Roe

Guest Jarrod Fairclough

Produced & Edited by Ryan Roe

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We're talking about Minutes 07-08 of The Muppet Christmas Carol, in which the song "Scrooge" concludes. With special guest Jarrod Fairclough!

PLUS: Anthony tests our Oscar winner knowledge! Two Whatnots sound like Bert and/or Fozzie! Which part of the song is missing from the soundtrack album? Muppets learn how to use computers! Who is Mr. Curly-Twirly? And what is the Unanswerable Question of all musicals?

Hosted by Anthony Strand & Ryan Roe

Guest Jarrod Fairclough

Produced & Edited by Ryan Roe

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We're talking about Minutes 05-06 of The Muppet Christmas Carol, in which Gonzo insists he's Charles Dickens and introduces Scrooge. With special guest Julia Gaskill of ToughPigs.com!

PLUS: Should we call Gonzo "Charles Dickens" on this podcast? What does Scrooge have in common with Earl Sinclair from Dinosaurs and Belle from Beauty and the Beast? Paul Williams reads a murder mystery! Muppet choreography! And exactly how dead is a doornail?

Hosted by Anthony Strand & Ryan Roe

Guest Julia Gaskill

Produced & Edited by Ryan Roe

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We're talking about Minutes 03-04 of The Muppet Christmas Carol, in which credits conclude and we meet our narrators: Gonzo and Rizzo! With special guest Julia Gaskill of ToughPigs.com!

PLUS: Sprocket wears clothes! Is Can't Hardly Wait the second-best movie edited by Michael Jablow? Would Muppet lettuce prefer being sold to being stolen? A frog tugs on a chicken! Does Rizzo know he's in a movie? 1840s critics react to the Charles Dickens book! And we're amazed at how quickly the book was adapted!

Hosted by Anthony Strand & Ryan Roe

Guest Julia Gaskill

Produced & Edited by Ryan Roe

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New season! We're talking about Minutes 01-02 of The Muppet Christmas Carol, in which we fly over Dickensian London as credits roll.

PLUS: All movies should have rap songs! How did we first hear about this movie? Are there too many Christmas Carol adaptations? Anthony schools us on Charles Dickens! Dunston Checks In! And did Ryan see these miniature houses in person or is he delusional?

ALSO: Watch a home movie featuring the London miniatures at Disney-MGM Studios on YouTube!

Hosted by Anthony Strand & Ryan Roe

Guest Dickensian London

Produced & Edited by Ryan Roe

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Bonus episode! We're talking about The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson, the 1990 TV special in which the Muppets learn about their creator and pay tribute to him. With special guest Joe Hennes of ToughPigs.com!

PLUS: Is this special sad or happy? A backstage without a stage! Rizzo is NAKED! The great Joy Buzzer name controversy! Which of the guest celebrities had never worked with Jim? And what was it like to hear the new Kermit for the very first time?

ALSO: Get your "Turn the World Around" t-shirt by Kenny Durkin on RedBubble!

Hosted by Anthony Strand & Ryan Roe

Guest Joe Hennes

Produced & Edited by Ryan Roe

Theme Music by Staci Rosen

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Bonus episode! We're talking about Muppet-Vision 3D, the beloved attraction that's been a staple of Disney Hollywood Studios since 1991! With special guest Matthew Soberman of ToughPigs.com and WDWNT!

PLUS: The history of theme park 3D movies! Is the preshow better than the actual show? Is the food at PizzeRizzo better than garbage? Is Waldo one of the most widely-seen Muppets? Why aren't there more recognizable Muppets in the finale? Is the Disney character cameo amusing? And would it be okay if this attraction closed forever?

Hosted by Anthony Strand & Ryan Roe

Guest Matthew Soberman

Produced & Edited by Ryan Roe

Logo by Morgan Davy

Theme Music by Staci Rosen

Bonus episode! We're talking about the 1990 special The Muppets at Walt Disney World, in which the Muppets run amok at the happiest place on Earth! With special guest Danny Horn of Superheroes Every Day!

PLUS: Which of us has never been to a Disney theme park? Which of us loves the most boring parts of Epcot? Real talk about Disney CEOs! Do these songs make any sense? What are "uff da tacos?" Identifying the five bears! Beauregard is a criminal mastermind! Is Animal chasing Snow White okay or not okay? Is Kermit's reluctance to use violence funny? And the ending of the Muppets!

Hosted by Anthony Strand & Ryan Roe

Guest Danny Horn

Produced & Edited by Ryan Roe

Theme Music by Staci Rosen

Logo by Morgan Davy